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Graceful dismount.
Ended as well as it could have!
The engagement
#Scorpion
I need this picnic table!
Both were at fault here
Safety Second!
Splort!
Russian hospitality #NSFWstyle
It’s Batgirl
I suspect this is in Minnesota, where I live
I think she’s gonna need a trip to the dentist
This one is very old, I’ve seen it many times, but it still makes me laugh. I’ve gotten my belt loop hooked on the dresser drawer handle more times than I’d like to admit.
The cop says “Nope, just leave her alone, let her go. She got this.”
I am certain they climbed over several warning signs on the way down. Doggie tried to warn them!
I honestly thought she was gonna lose an eye
This falls under the “hold my Cosmo” category
I upvote all comments for the first 72 hrs.
comeonjointhejoyride
#15 if you look closely, you can see that she knows her ass is going to be shattered to oblivion and she is bracing herself for the concrete impact that is going to make her wear a ass prosthesis for the rest of her life
HufflePuffPuff
#16 is this a Botox face or just an abnormal face for a human?
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
#5 I would argue this wasn't entirely accidental. Unlike flipping over the edge of a boat while filming something on your phone, you don't pile 87 people on a single floating picnic table without recognizing that this outcome is a very. very real possibility.
DaveSamsonite
It would’ve made a great photo
sjbrooksy7447
Alcohol! Making people dumber for thousands of years.
Type17
*Helping ugly people get laid for thousands of years
OnlyOneArman
*Helping ugly people make dumb people for thousands of years
WhiskyBravo
#6 gifs that end too soon. I wanted to watch the explosion
DaveSamsonite
watch until the end. Well worth it.
DaveSamsonite
Or there’s this. Just say PANDA!
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WhiskyBravo
thats what I'm talkin' about
hellsgunslinger
I also have gotten more belt loops than I care to admit stuck on things but at least it doesn't hurt. Giving yourself a wedgie like that with almost your full body weight gotta hurt right?
DaveSamsonite
I pulled the dresser over once… broke the flatscreen on top. Oops.
hellsgunslinger
Damn that's sucks. Never did that but I had keys hanging on my belt one time and caught a key on a table or something. Didn't realize until I went to leave it was my truck key which was now bent to hell. Beat it flat with a trailer hitch and it worked enough to get home.
turbovespa
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CyanideBreathMint
#16 well, at least she wasn’t cleaning a gun :/
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CyanideBreathMint
Lmao! Prior to the internet, I had no clue how peeps left this rock due to being too stupid to know how to safely clean a gun!😂
Beardedgeek72
#1 Having fun with no injuries is not stupid. It is, in fact, awesome.
DaveSamsonite
That’s why I led off with that one. She knew what she was doing. I expected the usual inane course of “wife that girl immediately.” I guess a lot of those bros are still sleeping.
ChipDontDoIt
I’m old and lame, so I just want her to wear a life jacket next time.
DaveSamsonite
It’s always a good idea. I’ve seen people get knocked out in a waterski fall,
Hitting your head on the ski .
ChipDontDoIt
The hardest hits I’ve ever taken were on a wakeboard. I’m certain I would have been in trouble on a couple of em.
itsallaboutthecones
What are we thinking, three concussions total?
DaveSamsonite
At least one.
DorkJedi
#5 I bet her name is Rose.
huindekmi
This proves that the door could only hold one. Sorry, Jack.
puffpuffmcgruff
Nice to see one of these dumps and not wonder how many might have died or end up in a hospital
DaveSamsonite
Yes, I am careful about this! Thx. Glad you enjoyed.
WhiskyBravo
#2 Walmart employees love it when people do stuff like this /s
derekjohn
#1 Am I the only one who thought of the closing scene in "Excalibur"? where the sword is returned to the lake, with Wagner's music playing.
aliasme2
Well, you aren't anymore!
FrogBotherer
#13 Impressive tensile strength of those bikini bottoms.
DaveSamsonite
International bikinis are built to withstand, Russian hands and Roman fingers.
Valgov291
That is a hell of a statement 🫡
DaveSamsonite
It’s a very old joke. Literally heard it from someone born in 1906.
MagmaCarta
#17 Wham, bam, right in the clam.
pfunk81
Game Ovaries.
yellwfever
Clam Slam!
NibblonianNibbler
Pow right in the pisser
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Maverick8778
Doesn’t matter the plumbing, whenever I see something like this I wince
NooPogodi
A hit like that, I feel, must have the opposite effect as getting hit in the balls does to a man; for the next few minutes, her voice must be at the register of Andre the giant
Wikipedo
She became the brute squad
BixbyConsequence
"That's wonderful!"
MagmaCarta
She was reciting lines from Princess Bride
FrogBotherer
Anybody want a peanut?
WhiskyBravo
#7 not funny, stupid. we know a lady who did this off the back of a motorcycle and landed right on her head. Big time brain damage. She now has the brain of a 6 year old and cannot care for herself.
DaveSamsonite
Fortunately they were not going very fast yet, but yes it was very dumb. Drunkenness does that.
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deetatron
#1
Etherealvalentine
Heehee she's having so much fun!! :D What a smile!
SubiBryant
#15 valiant attempt at a rescue by the doggo.
Shaileen
That's two broken tailbones. Their weight, the speed and that drop... Jesus.
ChicanoBatman
This whole thing is loony. I love in Mexico and have seen serious "nopes!" but this feels like Central America. Dismount and the drop at the end. Bonus was the dog chasing them
BlueGodBalmung
Kind of looks like that used to be a waterslide.
ChicanoBatman
Damn, good call!
FallenJester
#11 that's ND or WI style drunkenness
DaveSamsonite
Minnesota is in the running.
ronnyhugo
Or Norway. You kinda get less worried about falling over when there's snow :D
NonyGony
#6 Nice defensive reflex on the kid's part though. Did that to my older brother once & after he got back up he must've chased me for a week.
DaveSamsonite
I grabbed the foot of a neighborhood bully when he tried to kick me. Lifted up and he fell down and broke his arm. His mom yelled at ME but ten witnesses told her it was his fault.
itsallaboutthecones
#4 you gotta lubricate that shit. Rookie mistake.
InsaneInThePlantain365
Hawk tuah on that thang
howmanypeopleareonthisdamnwebsite
There's always time for lubricant.gif
WisconsinPlatt
And here I was expecting his friend to grab on to the cuffs and pants him as he tried to slide down.
DaveSamsonite
I see the Internet has ruined you too.
ZOMGNO
I dunno, that just sounds like high school... not even the internet, just knowing teenagers...
JoylessGreyhound
Life's advice.
LeonSpinks
"you gotta lubricate that shit. Rookie mistake." --Diddy
amp99
NonyGony
Wonder how the practice runs went
derrymerbles
Wow. I’m pretty certain I would not have made that choice
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
Looks like they at least greased the slide.
stonetemplefox05
Woah
r3dl8dy
Nasty looking water. Yuck.
DorkJedi
natural water be like that.
reichtwinglunatic
Maybe if you're swiss. It's clear enough and just has a green hue. Looks good to me
Type17
There's a fair bit of algae on the bottom - no problem if you don't disturb it, and then swallow any water... oh well.
Emuc64
Seemed successful? What I did I miss?
DaveSamsonite
Water skier girl saved her bottle
amp99
100% of the shots you didn't take.
Emuc64
Maybe that should be put on a motivational poster with a basketball hoop in the background. /s
DaveSamsonite
Good idea and it could star Wayne Gretzky or Larry Bird.
AdultsOnlyMinecraft
#17 Clam slam!
YoungBlood401
Kitty!
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trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Kitty got a mouthful of broken glass. That made me wince.
NachoPete
krully
Pussy
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usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Why did they censor that, was she not wearing panties?
DaveSamsonite
Not sure. Check the slow mo and you will have a clear answer. It was not needed.
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
bem5823
I wanted to see the kitty :(
DaveSamsonite
here is a closeup of a kitty that I internet-adopted named Samson. He is an inter-dimensional being that is barely visible, even in the brightest of light. I get a glimpse of him a couple of times a month, usually right before I almost step on him.
enfenion
Kitty!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
I like kitty.
MissKalanek
I want a Kitty...
Raecracy123abc
You can see that she was, they're being dramatic.
ReverseSyzygy
well she was before full spread so maybe something ... moved
Raecracy123abc
No like full spread you can see on the top edge of the word 'Kitty' they're black
omuaomua
Kitty?
deetatron
#9
NirvanaNik
MarsIsAfire
Kitty?
derrymerbles
WhiskyBravo
#5 I love how the one who caused the problem is the only one who remained dry
razzamundo
The person on the left was going to remain dry but seemed to choose to jump in of her own accord at the end
OnlyOneArman
Actually, I think blonde+sunglasses and jeans+hoodie caused it; the table tipped away from the camera, I think because those two overcompensated
WhatUpDog3000
Happy to see so many females in what is a male dominated genre!
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
Just add alcohol. Gender becomes less of a factor.
FailureTowne
Me scoping out cuties at the bar
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XuncuTheTiger
Y'damn right!
Nathanyel
The genre: Darwin Awards - Honorable Mentions
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imaginaryPeppers
Yeah fucking toxic genre if you mean those memes where the girl is thinking "my bf is probably cheating on me right now" while the bf is just having fun. I don't know a single female who does that while every female I know has fun and gets drunk occasionnally. Well maybe not my mom but she's like 70
DaveSamsonite
I dont think that’s the genre they were comparing it to, but it’s true they men seem to love dangerous stunts there are a lot of those videos.
Cable85
You okay?
FailureTowne
DaveSamsonite
I know someone who pronounces it like the word tamales
hufflesnuff
https://imgur.com/9Tkp6DJ.png
januarylover
Our grandparents used to sit on sofas watching a TV show called Funniest Home Videos
broadpaw
we did that in the 90s as kids, too
pixelsnader
You're saying you're basically a grandparent?
DaveSamsonite
Were saying that the show has been rerun continuously over the last 30 to 40 years
broadpaw
Yeah, my 4yo kid has his own kids /s.
pixelsnader
Ah... Republican?
BixbyConsequence
Also: "World's Dumbest"
DaveSamsonite
Some of us were there for that.
AlienJeffries81
#1
Didn’t spill a drop!
KumquatKarl
Also was nice enough to not inconvenience or endanger anyone else but herself. I approve.
ChorizoPig
She know's what she's about.
xj4low
Don't take glass to the lake. Just be classy and buy your beverage in a box with a spout like the school teachers.
GozerTheGozerian
Marriage material!
DaveSamsonite
There it is.
Anthedon
Humans sense of orientation and control is impressive sometimes. Even if she had a cup I think she would have still saved half of it.
SchalchenR9
pullingsixty
How is she able to tread water so well with the bottle in one hand? It's almost like she's floating.
AlienJeffries81
Buoyancy
https://i.imgur.com/JkjK7mH
DaveSamsonite
Personal flotation devices are installed by the OEM.
AlienJeffries81
& required by the US Coast Guard (Navy, Marines, Army, Air Force, etm.)
DaveSamsonite
And the OEM, her mom.