Surfs up, little dudes

Apr 29, 2024 6:15 PM

BrawnyTorab

Views

353219

Likes

1601

Dislikes

11

turtles

sea_turtle

Do it at night so the birds don't see and attack them. Idiots trying to feel good instead of actually help.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Educate me, but I have been said, you are not allowed to transport them to the ocean tide, or they do not find the way back then. They need the struggle to orientate

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

When we did this in Indonesia (only 10 turtles per bucket, not this many) they told us specifically to tip the bucket in the direction of the land and the turtles will see the land and remember it, and the go to the sea. So... I guess they didn't tell her that or she didn't listen.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

?1

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 2

Funny story is the first few times my kids watched this movie i thought they were saying "Mike mike mike"

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I always thought that they were saying 'mate' because they were aussie seagulls.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS !?!?!?

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Mr. Turtle is my dad

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did this in Mexico, they're very cute and something that I'll always remember fondly

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cowabunga!

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Duude ..!
@BabyFarkMcGeeZax - Hit to be a bother, but could we maybe get an epic intergalactic quality version of this? I will shower you in a single comment saying thanks lol

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how there’s one baby idiot turtle that’s like fuck this. I’m not getting wet today.

1 year ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 1

He’s a tortoise

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Could also be that they didn’t make the trip their self. I don’t remember where, but I could swear I remember seeing something about their walk to the water being a way to orient/align their self with the magnetic poles for direction/navigation. Quick search shows “It is important that the turtle hatchlings find the ocean on their own as this process lets them imprint on the beach. “

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ruuuuun! Fucking leg it!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And why would they have a bucket of random baby turtles?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

We're gonna rip it, roll it, and punch it!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still trying to wrap my mind around the concept of: Being born > Must find large water mass > Thrive.
I know it's instinct, something us humans do not possess. But still... how??? Genetic wiring? Atmospheric pressure oppression? Salt in the air?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"AY, SEAturtles...." "...And human hair... from my back..."

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd skip 'em. Give them a dizzy head start on life.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

That would be hilarious, but also mean.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes officer, right here. This is the one.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hey! You’re starving the seagulls! Stop fucking with nature!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

But seagulls are hateful demon beasts, and turtles are cute!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I volunteered at a turtle hatchery near my home town in Mexico, but never got the chance to do this.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Come and get it!"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nature docs haven't been the same since they learned you can just cherry pick the footage where the animals survive the predator encounter.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Doesn't thos kinda go against the whole nature thing? Like, let it take its course, or is this some kind of rehab thing?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, like saving a butterfly from a spiders web

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

burger of the sea

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the guy in the background, that's the dude they paid to release the baby turtles he captured for a social media video, right?

1 year ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 7

There's a sea turtle preservation station and government funded hatchery in south Java that I got to do this at. And we even got to see a mother turtle lay eggs the night before on the beach. We each got 10 or 11. So not always something nefarious.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could be a conservation officer supervising the release. Maybe a financial program to release for a fee to support the park.

1 year ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Could be but there is plenty of release programs and protection, though given their attire and everything else I feel like this isn't one of those

1 year ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

At least by doing this, they’re keeping them safe from predatory birds. That’s one of the biggest hunters besides all the fish they’re going to have to deal with next.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Releasing the snacks to the ocean life

1 year ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 4

Imagine trying to shit a shell.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Nah. Ya just suck the meat out

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

That's what she said

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Woof, that's gotta hurt!

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

What kind of ocean creatures suck? asking for friends

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lampreys

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Starfish with their mouths in the middle underside of their body

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what percent survive after making it into the ocean?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately they're probably all toast

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hard to say with that link, because they do talk about survival on the beach in the same paragraph. so du those numbers include that danger or exclude it?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it includes it. I think it's hard to track the little ones once they make it to the ocean

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i know that it's why I wonder

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Given that they haven't been handled correctly, likely well below the standard 1/1000, especially if you look at evolutionary definition of survival which is "successfully reproduce"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A turtle has made it to the water!

1 year ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Ugh. The quest in voldun on the northern coast would crash my game every time I tried to do it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good fish gather in droves!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was scrolling hoping to see this. Thank you fellow azeroth explorer.

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I want you to know i took great pleasure in killing those turtles.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The cycle of life can be cruel.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

CHAMPYUN!

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

THE WOOOONDS!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CHAMPYON, SOME FUCKWAFFLE IS SIPHONIN' DA AZUUUURITE! GO INVERT THEIR KNEECAPS, YA WEE WEAPON

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. Nope. No. I am not thrilled he will be back in War Within. I have his voice lines burned into my mind.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Apparently he and Azeroth had a spat, because she took away his Speaker powers.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the WOONS

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will never see baby turtles without being re-traumatized from that fucking 80 nature program showing them getting gobbled up.

1 year ago | Likes 577 Dislikes 3

Or a perfectly ethical Marine biologist. The world may never know.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or the docu showing hatchlings being confused by nearby human lights, going that way and dying, rather than heading towards moonlit water.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's what really bothers me, honestly. Seagulls waiting for the feast? Not nice, but completely natural. Light pollution luring hatchlings the wrong way? Fucked up and completely avoidable. And especially when it's combined with all the ones we eat and choke with plastic and drown in fishing gear, and all their habitat we've destroyed for houses and suntanning and commerce and climate change...... It really makes me hate humans all the more.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's nature baby, we all is food sooner or later.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Predator satiation as a species survival strategy.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not sure it's "satiation" so much as "oversaturation" lol

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I took my dog on a walk by a little lake this morning, and walked past a family of ducks, with only 2 ducklings... And all I could think about was how many ducklings got eaten by fish in the lake or one of the raptors around here...

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I saw one lose to a starfish and had to put my head down.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What you didn't see were the 40 baby turtles that lady ate before filming!

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep that fucked me right up I remember screaming at my mother to turn it off

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Whew! Made it past the crabs and seagulls, aaaaaand now sharks....

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because that how nature works. And edutainment back then was more about "edu" and not "tainment" like it is today.

1 year ago | Likes 222 Dislikes 9

Oh they had more than their fair share of tainment without the edu "back then" as well

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Yeah, who doesn't remember the fucking lemming launches off the cliff? That was zero "edu" and 100% "tainment."

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

but it taught the meaning of "100000 lemmings cannot be wrong" saying

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still like people helping to improve the odds for sea turtles.

1 year ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

The odds of getting gobbled up

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

Some of the gobbling occurs on their trek between hatching and water, which the humans have helpfully removed. So their odds have in fact decreased.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

nah, they like increasing the large prey population to help increase the shark population at-or-near highly popular tourist beaches. it's a win-win for nature. so you may lose a limb, but you'll have a hell of a story of your trip to Aruba.

EDIT: just making a joke, don't attack me with shallow ocean ecology!

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Nah imma call Poseidon and hit you with that Deep Ocean Mythology!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We need to find a way to make the yacht-sinking whales work with the sharks instead of eating them

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I laughed. Thanks for noting the jest!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Oh.. am I very evil for wanting to see that now?

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 6

That depends, did you watch lots of 80s kids movies growing up?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I.. uh.. yes?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then I'd say no. But I've always thought the boat scene of Willy Wonka was fun.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Definitely.

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, actually. It's called understanding fucking reality.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 7

It is, but it's also called a joke. You know, those things that make that nice wooshing sound as they go over your head.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Lucky you mentioned it was a joke. I was ready to shoot my dog for being untrained.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. That does tend to happen.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Seems like having a bucket of sea turtles would be illegal somehow

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I think in some places you are not allowed to help the baby turtles as it could harm the species that feed on them

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

really? allowing the nature to do nature thing? that's disgusting!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Harms the turtles too unless you do it properly - they need to be allowed to crawl down the beach to imprint on it, as they will return to the same beach to lay their own eggs. Releasing them directly into the sea means they're less likely to successfully continue the species.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The species that feed on baby turtles is seagulls. This is like saying it's illegal to guard your french fries as it might harm a hungry seagull. You are not allowed to help baby turtles because you would fuck it up and hurt the baby turtles.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah I’ve seen crabs too (I generally try to avoid watching stuff like that)

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, a lot of seagull species are becoming endangered. It's a bit unclear why, but some places it seems their behaviours are changing and they are moving further inland to nest than before. One theory is that since fishing along the coast isn't as prevalent anymore(in some areas) it leaves less fish offal leftovers to the gulls. We practically kept their numbers up by fishing and tossing the leftovers.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There are plenty of species that feed off baby turtles

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup, several types of sea birds, stray dogs, some crabs, crocs if you're in an area that has them. None of them protected like sea turtles are, and all have lots of sources of food besides the very-rare event of a sea turtle hatch. Making sure predators have 0.5% more food is not the reason sea turtles are protected.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0