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Take note Russia
Jan 6, 2015 11:52 PM
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monkeyseamonkeydoo
there are no "you see Ivan" 's accompanying these pics.... im not russian enough to make it happen... some1 pls
TheyCallMeTheDoc
As a US service member. This is accurate to how we pew.
AntonioStark
Ya see Ivan. When ya ain't a yeller belly coward you win through sheer, testicular fortitude. Put that in yer Kalashnikov.
drphaust
If he didn't have his boots on, I wouldn't have seen him on the couch.
Nabashin
Why is this not an Ivan post?
awksomepenguin
Bored service members are some of the most ingenious, most idiotic creatures ever to grace the good planet Earth.
RukeUnlimited
None of these seem like bad ideas! +1 for brilliance!
thisistheusernamethatneverendsanditgoesonandonmyfriends
That beer one would get me 100% of the time
OceanlabTech
You had me till the bullshit thumbs up/down facebook fuckery at the end.
BeardedCoach92
I believe all these weapons are those of mass destruction
TakeYourPantsOffAndJacket
Our real secret weapon: http://imgur.com/Cg4jZJz
MrBananaBeak
AKA porn. That's porn.
chemistsdoitintesttubes
The toilet one took me longer than I care to admit.
FuckYourJortsDude
Had to go back and look 3 times for that
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
Which one? The jet?
FuckYourJortsDude
Yeah, the I didn't see the toilet for an embarrassingly long amount of time
gstringchickenwing
Ivan don't care!
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Jakesgotsnake
Yes aladeen indeed, unless you mean aladeen in which case die you commie bastard!
amandil
it's pretty obvious he meant aladeen
Jebbernaut
WHY WOULD YOU REVEAL OUR SECRETS OP!?!
CalmDownItsJustAGiantFlyingSpider
plot twist, russia has been doing this for years already... except the broomstick thing... but dont worry. they wont ever learn.... muahaha
SlightlyAfraid
YOUDONEFUCKEDUPNOW.gif
PacMan75
I feel like ive downvoted this before
Jakesgotsnake
Why the hell would you do that asshat?
theboned1
Note to self. Military guys are just like you.
MrBananaBeak
We do a lot of stupid shit.
theboned1
Its honestly nice to see you guys have some fun.
MrBananaBeak
The bosses would disagree with you, but yeah, I like seeing it.