Dec 5, 2014 2:11 AM
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stick_it_to_the_man
typo
fat_judgemental_bastard
Clitastrophe
I'm always naughty.
AwesomeMixVol6
stop santa from oppressing us!
snEVO7
He knows when you've been down voting so upvote for goodness sake
anuenue
He sees you when you're fapping, he knows when you're awake.
UrLolbye
Yeah, well you get carrots you fucking rabbit-child. Fuck you. - Santa
blairtexasranger
Story of my LIFE
FloridaIsTooHot
Sincerely, the easter bunny
Kenori
Louise, you cant call Santa a bastard.
AraleinII
Yeah! You tell him girl in bunny skirt!
SirLogicallyInsane
This was the wicked witch of the east in her younger years
SultanJafar
Thanks Facebook :) you're the best
pawesomeopossum
It's bad when the front page is reposts from Facebook.
herc18
You can't fool me there's no such thing as a Sanity Clause.
ITookThisUsernameJustToBeAsFancyAsAllOthersHere
stop being that funny reddit
compulsivemastication
Who wears a red suit and flies round evaluating people's behaviour? (1/2)
Spiderman
swaptrick
Now he'll never bring you those ornament shaped anal beads.
evilmoddz
Thats how I found out he wasn't real..
PhuckStix
that's some damn nice hand-writing
punner
Hope dis biche likes coal!
BMONoir
Santa don't think it be like it is but it do.
ChiefDancingMonkey
You forgot drunk: http://imgur.com/IxHcdB9
grandmamasterbacon
Have an upvote.
RonFawcett
read title expecting grammar joke
HeadlessBodyofAgnew
neverbread
http://imgur.com/9hRXPrK
Nirmy
"fat, judgmental bastard" thats a first +1
CmRock136
+1 for spelling judgmental correct
kerms
*correctly. BOOM!
Haha touché
IAmBacchusSoLetsAllParty
Sounds like something Louis from Bobs Burgers would say. haha
therealeeyore
I don't think Louis ever says that on Bob's Burgers.
Icantthinkofaname2
*Judgmental
myfaceisfullofhotdogs
As a legal professional, this was my first thought.
What the hell, man. You get upvoted for saying it but I get downvoted for agreeing. Whatever.
chaoticdavid
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus during Lent and tell him about how much I loved eating meat.
therevolutionwillbeimgured
He sees you when you should be sleeping but are on imgur instead.
NitrousSquirrelVinegar
Maybe he'll take the hint and get me one of those Imgur hoodies
DiddleDucc
in other countries we find the song very creepy: "he watch you in your sleep, he knows when you're awake
i know i forgot the " at the end just imagine its there
ninmonkey
I find it creepy here too. His main job is watching sleeping children.
a friend of mine made a t-shirt that says: "i know where you live" and has santa with and evil grin on his face plotting your doom.
There's more google image results to "pervy santa" than I would have thought.
TheFinalDoctor
You think he could be watching porn, but nope he's watching you in bed
That's because he's a pedo, who's grooming children with gifts.
QuiGonRum
He knows when you've been reposting so use OC for goodness sake
Ashielf
So! You better vote up. Oh! You favourite that!
HamiltonIsland
You better downvote clause that's not a cat!
theundercoverDutchguy
Santa Claus is browsing frontpage!
MyImaginationOnAFreeRun
To niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Whiplash76
This... This is why I imgur
DPHENS
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
No drinking in Dublin? That is not Ireland.
Maboroshi1994
if you notice that's a wine glass, why the hell would we drink something so weak.
Counterfit
Guinness is like 4% abv
TELL HIM LOUISE!!!
Thephedora
I was just about to say that...
nobodyyouveheardof
IT IS LOUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!
NickTeslaTheProWresla
STAND UP TO THE OPPRESSION!
MisterRBG
This needs all the up votes.
tacojuggler
I read it in her voice too
knowfelt
iidosee
you're welcome ;)
graehall
KI KI!
Clitastrophe
I'm always naughty.
AwesomeMixVol6
stop santa from oppressing us!
snEVO7
He knows when you've been down voting so upvote for goodness sake
anuenue
He sees you when you're fapping, he knows when you're awake.
UrLolbye
Yeah, well you get carrots you fucking rabbit-child. Fuck you. - Santa
blairtexasranger
Story of my LIFE
FloridaIsTooHot
Sincerely, the easter bunny
Kenori
Louise, you cant call Santa a bastard.
AraleinII
Yeah! You tell him girl in bunny skirt!
SirLogicallyInsane
This was the wicked witch of the east in her younger years
SultanJafar
Thanks Facebook :) you're the best
pawesomeopossum
It's bad when the front page is reposts from Facebook.
herc18
You can't fool me there's no such thing as a Sanity Clause.
ITookThisUsernameJustToBeAsFancyAsAllOthersHere
stop being that funny reddit
compulsivemastication
Who wears a red suit and flies round evaluating people's behaviour? (1/2)
compulsivemastication
Spiderman
swaptrick
Now he'll never bring you those ornament shaped anal beads.
evilmoddz
Thats how I found out he wasn't real..
PhuckStix
that's some damn nice hand-writing
punner
Hope dis biche likes coal!
BMONoir
Santa don't think it be like it is but it do.
ChiefDancingMonkey
You forgot drunk: http://imgur.com/IxHcdB9
grandmamasterbacon
Have an upvote.
RonFawcett
read title expecting grammar joke
HeadlessBodyofAgnew
neverbread
http://imgur.com/9hRXPrK
Nirmy
"fat, judgmental bastard" thats a first +1
CmRock136
+1 for spelling judgmental correct
kerms
*correctly. BOOM!
CmRock136
Haha touché
IAmBacchusSoLetsAllParty
Sounds like something Louis from Bobs Burgers would say. haha
therealeeyore
I don't think Louis ever says that on Bob's Burgers.
Icantthinkofaname2
*Judgmental
myfaceisfullofhotdogs
As a legal professional, this was my first thought.
myfaceisfullofhotdogs
What the hell, man. You get upvoted for saying it but I get downvoted for agreeing. Whatever.
chaoticdavid
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus during Lent and tell him about how much I loved eating meat.
therevolutionwillbeimgured
He sees you when you should be sleeping but are on imgur instead.
NitrousSquirrelVinegar
Maybe he'll take the hint and get me one of those Imgur hoodies
DiddleDucc
in other countries we find the song very creepy: "he watch you in your sleep, he knows when you're awake
DiddleDucc
i know i forgot the " at the end just imagine its there
ninmonkey
I find it creepy here too. His main job is watching sleeping children.
DiddleDucc
a friend of mine made a t-shirt that says: "i know where you live" and has santa with and evil grin on his face plotting your doom.
ninmonkey
There's more google image results to "pervy santa" than I would have thought.
TheFinalDoctor
You think he could be watching porn, but nope he's watching you in bed
ninmonkey
That's because he's a pedo, who's grooming children with gifts.
QuiGonRum
He knows when you've been reposting so use OC for goodness sake
Ashielf
So! You better vote up. Oh! You favourite that!
HamiltonIsland
You better downvote clause that's not a cat!
theundercoverDutchguy
Santa Claus is browsing frontpage!
MyImaginationOnAFreeRun
To niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Whiplash76
This... This is why I imgur
DPHENS
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
No drinking in Dublin? That is not Ireland.
Maboroshi1994
if you notice that's a wine glass, why the hell would we drink something so weak.
Counterfit
Guinness is like 4% abv
Maboroshi1994
TELL HIM LOUISE!!!
Thephedora
I was just about to say that...
nobodyyouveheardof
IT IS LOUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!
NickTeslaTheProWresla
STAND UP TO THE OPPRESSION!
MisterRBG
This needs all the up votes.
tacojuggler
I read it in her voice too
knowfelt
iidosee
you're welcome ;)
iidosee
graehall
KI KI!