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Now he can enjoy whole 5 inches of white privilege
Sep 19, 2017 3:05 PM
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TungstenOrbital
Goodbye stereotypes
billyrayvalentine
Upvoted for the caption.
AheagoAmigo
Still wont bring his father back
rmeg
These reparations are getting carried away.
ctennessen
But will it help his credit?
FlamboyantGaySamurai
Now he indentifies as a transpenis
Alkuam
Transpenile railroad.
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
Worst president in the history of presidents. Maybe ever.
DancinNinja
Man these punishments for getting last in fantasy football are getting savage.
gorillaClutch
still can't get a bank loan unless his penis co-signs
DuallyNotedAsshat
This comment isn't high enough...
3PiecesOfBread
Unwantedsons
Ok guys I don't think BLM meant to literally give everything away.
TaxiGhoul
Oh, but I thought BLM meant to literally give everything away!
3PiecesOfBread
"I wouldn't fuck her with your dick." now has a whole new meaning.
TaxiGhoul
I think the meaning is still the same, you're thinking of "a whol new backtoy"
TaxiGhoul
Story
SearchingForUnderstanding
This will never get the up votes it deserves. I genuinely loled.
FromTheTwistedMindOfABrotha
Look at them tiny hands lol
HumfreeBugart
My buddy had a bike crash and lost a foot, just like this guy
snotcaulk
Was it replaced with a penis?
Gunslingerprobst
Imagine if jokes were made about a white man given a black mans unused work boots....
InstaPopCo
If you have to wear work boots, then your life shitty.
SonOfIris
TehWolfs
Man being Asian sucks. There's really nothing you can do about it but it will plague your self esteem for you entire life.
HumfreeBugart
If he starts flashing this will confuse the cops. They won't know whether to shoot or not
DancingHomer
Poor guy got shafted
TaxiGhoul
deshafted?
unit47
Aeturo
That'd be very strange to suddenly find out when his pants drop
FartPoweredPogoStick
What if...it's Willem Dafoes penis?
TheNax
Biggest penis belongs to a whine man ¯\_ツ_/¯ Look up Jonah falcon. Black / white average is very close together. Oh well, stereotypes i gues
TaxiGhoul
If I had the biggest penis, I wouldn't whine, man.
Daemoneyes
The stereotype seem to be driven by the fact that Negroid tend to have a flesh penis while Caucasian tend to have a blood penis. 1/x
Daemoneyes
2/x 65% tendencies afaik. Also Caucasian are less likely to take on a job in the porn industry, thus limiting the availible actors.
smittywjmj
Not just the largest, actually the top 3. But yeah, race makes essentially no significant difference in size.
UnderwearThief
Better than no penis.
unclestankstank
Heard from a gay dude with a lot of experience with penises that the myth is based on the fact that black dudes are showers, not growers.
TaxiGhoul
A gay dude who fucked every man, straight and gay?
unclestankstank
I was as impressed as you are.
TaxiGhoul
That's what brown can do, I guess.
keythings
Wait I'm supposed to have 5?!
idontwanttobeyourfriend
Are we talking diameter or length? Because 3" is a pretty good diameter, unless your taking it.
TaxiGhoul
Unless yur "taking it" does WHAT?!
SephiRothIRA
Yep. 5 dicks.
absentee
holy shit I laughed so hard I pulled my groin. Luckily I'm white so it's NBD.
iamthisguy247
Wow, what a dick move.
Talmorean
He really got the shaft.
Gianttesticlemonster
buttpimple69
Username checks out
BergVonDinkle
KillingTlme
That's a full on titty man!
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
BramStocker
just... take it +1
Blewmeister
Next title for repost
BlueCrocs
WoeToHice
royalpurple
Slow clap
lipbalmm
Like we all had the same idea to leave that comment, and search for the line already written
WhyEvenName
You win.
GhostbusterGuy
I love this. Great puns work on multiple levels.
ThatsSoFetchhh
"Woah, it's yuuuuuuge!" -- White guy with new black dick probably
bellaosias
MFuzzySmock
GhoulsGoneFeral
Hi Dad
PartTimeMemeDealer9
To perfect of a comment. Not going to even try to get top comment yet again.+1
chillidogger
Sigh... too*
PartTimeMemeDealer9
My phone autocorrects that which is not correct
SuperiorSwedesNewAccount
Not Racist to point out visual differences? but to point out differences in intelligence between races is?
TaxiGhoul
Pointing out differences is racist cuz it's based on one's narrow observations, then it becomes pointing out stereotypical diferences
inwatermelonsugar
Does having a small Swedish penis make you want to say racist things?
SuperiorSwedesNewAccount
How would the size of someone's genitals affect their speech?
inwatermelonsugar
It was a joke you dumb
inwatermelonsugar
Let me guess you think white people are the smartest
SuperiorSwedesNewAccount
Asians are still at the top of the list. What i think after traveling most of the world is not relevant.
inwatermelonsugar
You are correct. Your anecdotal, opinionated thoughts are not relevant when saying racist things as if they are 'facts'
SuperiorSwedesNewAccount
When do they become facts without quotations? after many studies and peer reviews i guess?
c0smicj0ker
Dear god I can't believe how many up-votes this got. This just in: racist white guy doesn't understand why people think he's racist
BondHaimBond
What happened to his own black penis?
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NeelM3
Asking the real questions
yomahnn
Happened? He's got two now!
TicoGuy
Some white guy came over and claimed it for Queen and Country
senseihugo
Botched circumcision
istumbler
He was following in Sammy Davis Jr's footsteps, when things went terribly wrong…
SinGirl75
Botched circumcision 17 years ago. The donor organ was harvested from a deceased man and will be tattooed to match his skin colour.
Fahargo
Uhh tattooed while on him?
Deltablue
It was mistaken for a heater hose.
OverlyOptimisticGuy
Long story short - "bike accident"
LogicalCore
*blenis
KillingTheJoke12
He fucked so much and fathered so many kids it came off.
probshouldntsayitbut
Bobbit part Duex.
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
Given to the white guy who staged the whole accident in the first place.
Jocke
He did a thing
1111181118365
Bullet took it.
IHaveNoEyeDeer
I'm guessing he was on imgur and someone said put. your. dick ... in it.
Murtguy
You can't just ask someone what happened to their black penis...
IhaveTP4Bunghole
Ask Lorena Bobbit
DevilOfAGirl
Damn, I needed it for my archive.
Gmayor61
He listened to classical opera and kidz bop for over an hour, at that point it basically fell off.
Dac002
He let someone borrow it and they did not give it back, you know the saying once you go black you never go back
Slad77
Detachable Penis...
ZOMGNO
Hilariously weird song
Slad77
A classic one might even say :P
Janusha
These are things one rarely actually wants to know.
KawaiiPotatoGirl
Cat ate it. Dewey knows more about it than I do.
dolphindreamsandsatan
Nice! Like @sawitawe I'll chuckle about this all day, too...
CaptainAnus
BanesOnAPlane
From what the Internet says about black penises, the cat had a week's worth of food in one setting
shinydev
I
BondHaimBond
esplain, for a friend
ThatGuyWhoJustCommentsAndGetsPointsFromIt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3ENkypXQek
kittybuttwiggle
IICIWH
Why does it say meat makes meat?
kittybuttwiggle
Maybe because they're trying to trade back the penis for a fish? I have no information about this picture
rabbiebabbie
Cats ate her face
thraxcres
I suppose you could say the white guy is.... South African....
REDS1X
decent
MrMeems
Ivegotathingforflowers
I don't get it
aBastardNoLonger
"South," implying genital region, "African," implying he done stole the black dude's dick.
Ivegotathingforflowers
Ohhh thanks!
derpisasderpdoes
I chortled
shaank
I believed his was chopped off due to surgical accident during his circumcision. I am not sure if this is true, I heard it on the RT Podcast
Aylasita
circumcision :( Why do people do this to their kids!
BlancheKnott
Because it lowers the rate of cervical cancer
BrianFarr
Ancient primitive Jewish practice to separate God's chosen people. Justified after the fact with rationalizations.
GOWood
What happened to the penises white guy?
DJsBoyfriend
Asking the real question
thiswasalwaysgoingtobeamistake
Bad divorce, lost everything.
poughdrew
Asking the important questions
o11c
Have you seen the kind of things white guys get up to?
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
He thought he was saving a very important Aliens life
GOWood
Are you an alien diplomat? Is that you Yaarb?
imakebeerforaliving
DontEatMyOysters
Gaddamit Jerry!!!
pangea33
Appropriated like jazz music
SolipsisticAltruist
"God damn!" Noop-noop
ClaustrophobicOxtopus
*Noob-noob
thorpedro9000
thorpedro9000
*except it is
DevilOfAGirl
Haha, I've only seen like two penises smaller than 6 inches in my life and neither was a white dude. Stereotypes are funny though.
ogdm
haha im 12 btw
anengineerandacat
Let's not meet to keep your trend going.
johnnydangerous
Out of how many though? hahahahaha
Gorillionare
Asian then?
DevilOfAGirl
I plead the fifth.
FromTheTwistedMindOfABrotha
That sounds like a yes lol.
tokenhooker
I've slept with a lot of guys. A lot. The stereotype exists for a reason.
SephiRothIRA
And this is *not* counting your mother's boyfriend and your step brother?
nicoleaut
Same
Lagerfunk
I'm a total maneater, like over 100 lovers of all origins, smallest was on a 6ft2 Nigerian, hugest was on a 5ft10 north african berber.
FromTheTwistedMindOfABrotha
Lol did you go 'awww how cute'?
DevilOfAGirl
I used the term cute to describe a penis once. Once.
FromTheTwistedMindOfABrotha
Ha!
FastandBiCurious
Biggest dicks I ever saw belonged to tall skinny white dudes.
NurseyMcNursepants
Agreed!
DevilOfAGirl
Height hasn't factored into it, but skinny actually has. Some people get everything. Bruce Lee body, John Wayne dick. *sighs*
ChaosandChaos
It's true. Know a guy who is 5'2 easy, biggest dick I ever saw. In ever.
Monka42
Hey I'm a tall skinny white guy!
LiveWithHonorDieWithGlory
spookierookie0
First huge dick I ever dated was a white guy, his penis was about 3 inches though. :/
NurseyMcNursepants
Ha!
Gasnia
You promised you wouldn't tell anyone.
BondHaimBond
Is this your way of asking for dick pics?
AspiringWriter
Well, apparently she got plenty. Not sure how you get any as a bi guy, so I envy her.
SubZeroWithAFever
Because that's how you get dick pics
Aurion819
VoIdemort
Sometimes I ask for microdick pics, so I can hang them up on my wall. Weird, but it's just relaxing to stare at a wall of framed tiny dicks.
DevilOfAGirl
Is that an option?
kmikl
Oh, prepare your inbox.
EmperorVenik
If I wasn't at work I would show you one less than six inches
CraftedLine
I got you girl...
happytreeleaf
I don't think that's a girl
CraftedLine
@DevilOfAGirl
BondHaimBond
It is always an option.
DevilOfAGirl
This is great, I hope I get a bunch.
brownsugarbk
.
just2more
sosublime
Floppy or hard?
sinnerboi
Did you get any?
BondHaimBond
I hope so too.
AmatureSpaceCowboy
DevilOfAGirl
Update: I have gotten many, but can always stand to get some more. You people are too kind.
soapydux
I’m guessing you’ll get lots
ArchmageTech
Seriously? I am actually quite curious how many you will get now that you've said that! XD
ch3fboyRG
Lickycat
I feel like you need to update us on ow many you've received so far
SkippedOver
Here you go, sorry it's a little soft:
afriendofmine
How do you know they are smaller/bigger than X inches? I've always been curious, since I had to actually meassure mine to know and I can't
afriendofmine
imagine a woman telling me "hey, do you mind me using this measuring tape on your dick for a little while? It's for statistics-keeping."
BreadyStinellis
I've measured a few boyfriends dicks. I think it's fun.
NurseyMcNursepants
Did they? :)
BreadyStinellis
Ha! Yes. None of them had anything to worry about. It was more of a "let's see exactly how impressive you are" kind of thing.
afriendofmine
Or trying to swallow a ruler and using gag reflex as a reference for length :v
Philldoe
The iPhone 6+ has a screen that is 5.5 inches long. My Phone, Nexus 6, is 6.27 inches long including the bezel.
TaxiGhoul
Oh, shove it in my pussy
afriendofmine
Did ... did you put your or your partner's penis on the screen?
nebosuke
Luckily ARKit will eliminate that need.
Philldoe
He asked to borrow it. When I got it back it had a mushroom stamp on it.
NurseyMcNursepants
You generally know bc they tell you. I was in a relationship with a guy that my first reaction was, "Holy cow!" Any bigger would have...
NurseyMcNursepants
...been, "Oh dear, I don't think this will work."
NurseyMcNursepants
So they could totally be fudging on size is what I'm saying. I only know: tiny, small, "average", big, nothappening
afriendofmine
lol, that last one. Some time ago I commented something like that and someone replied "as a gay guy I'd be delighted" or something like that