desolatorx
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Holy shit I thought this was satire after seeing it from another source but lo and behold the man child does not disappoint. Poor kid.
Sauce: https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-grimes-child-techno-mechanicus-tau-2023-9
ClownishAntics
OwlFarm
bladderinfection
When Bender is in the southwest, he orders Tech Mech.
Kittensandyarns
I'm aware the muskrat and his begetter believe in the superiority of their own DNA and see it as their duty to spawn as much as possible (not to mention E is a big fan of longtermism). I don't know much about Grimes but seriously woman...
isetprettygirlsonfire
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
backrideup9
Wait. There is a 2nd child? There is more than just Kyle? And then a 3rd one on top of that? How does he pay all that child support if he has no income and doesnt pay taxes because all of his wealth is tied up in stocks?
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
Man this guy just fucking loves ruining ppls lives.
Shaows
Elon, sad to say, is apparently a big fan of GWAR
lightfantasticem172
So when he finally bites the dust, his disgusting offspring will get all his money and the hoarding of the fortune stays with them, just like daddy made his..
CrisprCAS
Mechanicus, goes by Tau.
DorgEndo
🤡
paradidnt
Tencho McAnus
Krashtestdummy
JustAPileOfCats
Someone sterilize him, he can't be allowed to reproduce again.
woozle
MonStar1203
Fuck space karen! Vile POS!
SlutAtNight
What’s he at now 20?
desolatorx
10 to be exact
SlutAtNight
😉
dudehiemer
mycatwontletmeclosemybedroomdoor
For the Emperor of Mankind!
BlueSkinnedBeast
Thank you! Was just scrolling down to comment this
mycatwontletmeclosemybedroomdoor
We walk in his light...
PostalHeathen
Dafuq's wrong with this guy?
LucidPariah
Yes
InfocalypseRising
All of it
desolatorx
LooseyGooseyBrett
Didn't he have a kid named @
PostalHeathen
I think it was a random string of characters. Shit like that should be considered abuse.
comacomacomacomachameleon
he's got the tism and enough money that it becomes a REAL problem
RunawaySpoons
Oi, don't blame it on the tism! This is all on him just being an awful human with infinitely more money than sense.
QWTFODDBALL
Hes richer than anyone should ever be
PostalHeathen
That's true, but his problems go way deeper than run-of-the-mill exploitation of the working class.
CrisprCAS
Do you want that list chronologically or alphabetically?
PostalHeathen
Give it to me musically, set to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire".
CrisprCAS
Elon Musk's a liar, his cars are burning in spite his earning. Elon Musk's a liar. No he didn't start it , but he just bought it.