There has to be something to use when Swedes and Germans want to come and get cheap Danish beer

Aug 7, 2025 11:05 AM

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I hate it when Denmark pulls out the MG-3 mounted assault tuk-tuk.

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All my homies hate it when Denmark pulls out the MG-3 mounted assault tuk-tuk.

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Alright, that is scary and should be enoughtodeter the Bundeswehr in its currentstate. But -- "cheap" Danish "beer"? Wtf are you talking about?

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If the men stationed at the DE/DK border are all thirsty but all the beer stash on their side is empty already, they might head over to their neighboring city for some. And trust me, if the thirst is just big enough the beer will look cheap, too. =)

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One of the most effective Danish defence units of WW2(for the few hours we resisted...). They would lie in ambush along the roads the German light armour convoys were using, take out a couple of the lead vehicles, jump on the bike before they could respond, drive a bit up the road to set up again and repeat.

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A technical that can get into tiny narrow alleyways would be a nightmare in urban fighting.

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That's fucking sexy

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The Italians can fight back https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vespa_150_TAP

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They also made the Danish vehicle:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piaggio_Ape (Fun fact: the Vespa (Italian for wasp) is named for its buzzy-sounding engine, so it makes sense that its commercial big brother called is the Ape (pronounced ahh-pay), the Italian for Bee, a bigger, more hardworking creature.

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The Victorians used a bee-pun on Armitage Shanks urinals - there was a little picture of a bee at the perfect aim-point - apis being the bee family.

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