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FinancialRavioli
#1 I don't like that I can see his feet.
Eiladar
He did it all for the cookie.
3rdoption
#7 You want bakies and cookon? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
RevengeIsIceCream
Another question is why is he baked?
byronwilliams4010
#24 Broken cookie pieces contain no calories. It's science.
RevengeIsIceCream
A cookie factory close to where I lived sold all sorts of things directly from the factory at half price because crack in packaging, slightly odd shape on some cookies in the batch and similar... same great taste, half the price, yes please!
QueLinda1205
My mom used to insist that broken cookies have no calories, 'cuz they leaked out. But it only goes for cookies that are already broken. If you break them yourself, then you get the calories all over your hands and your body absorbs them anyway.
RadasNoir
#1 Me did it all for the cookie (C'mon!) the cookie! So you can take that nookie and stick it up your (Yeah!) stick it up your (Yeah!) stick it up your (Yeah!)
Fawin
My 2yo son just recently started saying "cookie" and then immediately follows it up with om nom nom sounds to sound like cookie monster. It's his favorite Muppet on sesame Street.
TheVaal
That's sweet. The original Cookie Monster from Sesame Street (1969), at the Smithsonian Museum of American History.
zerogenix
#1 nookie monster
GroteB
He did it all for the nookie, so you can take that cookie
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meganical
I’m gonna get real on you here: Go to the grocery store and buy yourself the Baskin-Robbin’s “Cookie Monster” ice cream; you will thank me for it
RexNihil
The penguin one is my favorite joke, my version is piney and includes gestures for everything, to further subvert expectations
Redyls
#14 my paranoia: dont do it. someone is trying to kill you
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
My latest batch of Christmas cookie gift boxes: /gallery/nMqbhEP
TheVaal
That is probably the best recipe post I've seen! Thank you for linking it. (ps: If you ever want to adopt another friend of the family... not to worry though, I've favourited the post.)
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
I appreciate the kind words! Those cookies took some work but they were worth it!
BornInOctober
That little girl singing with Kermit is top ten cutest things on the whole of this god-forsaken wasteland called the internet. Thank you Sesame Street.
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JemIsTrulyOutrageous
I will stop to watch it every time. <3
BlueAngel3141
It’s adorable and funny no matter how many times I see it
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DutchBoeremeisie
I appreciate this - but I can also just check your posts once or twice a day, to save you this effort. But I thank you nonetheless.
TheVaal
It is up to you.
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DutchBoeremeisie
Hahahaha, well, if you don't consider it a bother.
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No bother at all.