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alcaray
#1 My answer to my prostate biopsy was loud, prolonged, and profane.
smoldix42069
#1 it's A for ahnnn ~
Iaimtomisbehave
#1 You want answers? Brock's got 'em:
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RedTwoX
#4 That's what got us where we are. I think we need to try to the fight option. Seemed to work for my grandparents. They had a fascist problem too, and got it cleared up.
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Rufferstuff
#1
desalniettemin
The finger up the ass was unpleasant, but the cotton stab in my penis was much worse.
JudasIsTheBestKisser
#1 The answers are mostly A(h)
wxnavy
#1
maday1br
#26 Trillion, unless Javik was actually referencing something else.
Killerismycat
Mass Effect!!
maday1br
Day one DLC for the third game, specifically. I'm not aware of it being a reference to anything earlier, though.
HandoB4Javert
#1
skathir
Apparently alphamale fitness type influencers are allergic to eating a banana the proper way. They always eat it on the side. Can't confirm myself as I don't watch that shit.
tyfghtr
#21 This seems like the kind of thing that sounds cool in a tweet but IRL if you were in a group convo and no one was talking to you and you were talking to no one and you pulled this stunt then you would look cringe at best. Maybe deserving of an r/AITA post.
cokebot9000
#1 I did not like sitting for this exam…
TresusIbor
#1 PFFFBBBBBT and pffbbt
atelectasis
#4 Boundaries that are not respected close up will not be respected from a distance. Sometimes you gotta fight to maintain your boundaries.
TheVaal
I think that this is saying if someone won't respect your boundaries, to cut them out of your life. Distance yourself. Of course that is not always as easy as it sounds. So if you have to fight for your boundaries, fight fucken dirty!
notmyrealface
More than 50% of Americans can't read above a 6th grade level. Should this be considered a national emergency?
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steerpike
Because space has to be big enough to fit all of space inside of it so, when space makes room for all that space, space has to become even larger, and so on, ad infinitum.
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OliverClothesoff70
I’m only commenting because I really really want this in my comment history.
TheVaal
I'm only commenting because I really want you to have this in your comments.
DarthAndy
#1 It's probably a blood test first, but wash your arse anyway. If it's a follow up exam... look up how to anal douche. Lots of websites to help you with that one (although you might want to use private browsing to avoid awkward questions on a shared computer) and the Dr will appreciate it.
ambibot
#22? Is that an actual Shaq quote?
TheVaal
I don't think so. I can't find anywhere where it is attributed to him.
DrenLithear
#26 ahh good old Mass Effect
zanarchy805
#1 Bend over I’ll show you.
jtalbain333
#1 Should have done more study sessions with the kegelciser.
leaderofmars
#1 Relax, I'm a doctor
Brunomars1
#1 No, however if you pass, you will get the fickle finger of fate award.
TheVaal
skathir
#4 Oh please. Distance is NOT an option in so many cases. Sometimes (in fact many times) you really do have to stand your ground and firmly assert.
Typical online catnip though.
Zuegma197777
#1 When my friend got a prostate exam at the hospital, the doctor asked if it was OK to bring the learning interns... He agreed. They flipped him over n he watched the blue sky in the window as everyone learned his asshole being probed.
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RobearGWJ
#1 - Yeah, get it, or many worse things are gonna happen down there, and elsewhere...
KAPTKipper
#1 Deep Coughs
thegrimreaver
#1 It's not something that can be told to you. The answer is inside of you. When you feel it, it will come to you.
BladeTurMoiL
#12 oh that’s how i should answer that!
kitskinner19538
#1 Yes, but I can't quite put my finger on it..
JackalopeElope
TheVaal
Perhaps you were using the wrong finger...
nelllybellly1
Me too, which is why I seek second opinions. Then third and forth and fifth......
Kyen155
That's ok, I'm sure he won't mind a tip!
kit99aLucentum
Cough.
desalniettemin
The finger up the ass was unpleasant, but the cotton stab in my penis was much worse.
Hashbrown123
I knew a few guys in the Corps. that had to get their bore punched.
desalniettemin
Ouch.