They never learn

Jun 22, 2024 8:40 AM

vladrichdemaclant

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I remember when these used to be funny

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought this was going to be a ctrl s

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Goddamniiiiiiiiiiiiiii....*splat*

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: blueshirt was originally for DVDs over Netflix: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/boardroom-suggestion

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I always wondered, what the original was about.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ctrl+S

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Press the icon that looks like a tiny floppy disk

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I was gonna respond with 'Ctrl S'.....

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What’s a floppy disk?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its like a hard disk, but flaccid

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just kidding! I’m old.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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1 year ago (deleted Jul 29, 2024 7:38 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Oh my! What might this be from?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The IT Crowd. A source of many memes here and lots of fun.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What? I was sure it was something from the 80s'

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For example, when his son arrives at the funeral.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Indeed

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you! 😃

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always liked to imagine that the three workers grabbed the boss, stripped the jacket, and he's the one defenestrated. But maybe that's just me.

1 year ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

No reason to ruin such a nice jacket

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are four workers!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

... Wait a second, they're right. Holy shit, don't think I ever noticed the person with the glasses!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Defenestated" There is a special fancy word for being thrown out a window? And of course it is using a French root, it is a fancy word after all, the commoners probably just all got dewindowed.

1 year ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Fancy French word? How about degrenouiller? I think I spelled that correctly.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's only defenestration if it comes from the Defenestration region of Prague.

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Otherwise it's just sparkling homicide

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Oh, but I just love me some sparkling homicide!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Must be all the broken glass

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

a) (Neo)Latin, not French.
b) Oh, it wasn't the commoners.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, they were saying "defenestratation" was for the nobles but the commoners just got "dewindowed" because they weren't worthy of the fancy new word.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

P.S.: Commoner defenestration only started becoming a thing with e.g. Communist Russia and the CIA, who have had to help people along with their "suicide." Why is that? Because those same commoners finally got their time to get access to wall-openings high enough to even *GET* defenestrated in any fashion other than when a castle was stormed.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My point was that commoners didn't really get... "dewindowed" all that much. There is a good reason for that: the sort of person who would usually live in a place high enough that you would find them typically there and throw them out of a window as your best option to kill them, until very recently, usually was a royal, aristocrat, church official, judge, or local ruler (such as a mayor).

Dewindowing a commoner would invariably result in them bruising a rib, if getting injured at all anyway...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Romance language much? Comes from the Latin fenestra for window.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: I knew when I saw it what the word meant without knowing the word fenestra itself, years ago, because of a Greek loanword for a *ship's* windowpanes: φινιστρίνι.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

P.S.: My understanding is that, as is often the case with Italian, the plural would be fenestrini, singular fenestrino ("little window"?), and the plural was treated as the singular in Greek, since -ι is a common neuter singular suffix.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Switch to Linux.

1 year ago | Likes 231 Dislikes 9

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish they made iTunes for linux. A real one. Not Wine. Then I'd probably give up my last Windows PC. I've tried a lot of Linux music programs over time, but nothing comes close to iTunes.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's variants of WinAmp for Linux and definitely whips the llama's ass. Trust me, so long as you have local backups, it does amazingly

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wine is buggy, use Qemu KVM.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanx

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't own any apple devices, but I put my whole music collection on plex and it's been great. There's also Spotify, which is Linux native, but you don't own any of that music. Still, being clever enough with Linux sound devices, you can rip music off spotify

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plex?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, it's an at-home streaming server, kinda geared towards technophiles. If you've got an old computer, you just throw the Plex Media Server on there, and then every TV and smart phone as a Plex app available. url is https://plex.tv not sure what their current pricing is, I bought the lifetime pass years ago

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plex is kinda circling the drain though...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I use Linux professionally. It’s great for tweaking it and getting it exactly right, but then not touching it anymore. Home desktop users will have so many little problems it will completely discourage them.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Professionally since 2008. Home desktop Linux Mint Cinnamon is smooth as silk.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I switched to it Linux a while back and one thing you need to remember is that I'm not running like, Gentoo or bare Arch on my desktop, I'm running Manjaro. There are distros made to "just work" and Manjaro in particular is a joy right out of the box.
You don't gotta configure everything yourself

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just switched a couple weeks ago and it's been fine, except using Sunshine/Moonlight is a bit more temperamental.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"you try that and I'll smudge it up too!" - suction cup man.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

HEY GET OFF THIS COMMENT RIGHT NOW!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't rm my smudge without the magic word.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless you have a genius IT guy, do not setup your company on linux.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would but it refuses to create a boot sector

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd rather deal with the quirks of Linux than deal with another GOD DAMN AD FROM MICROSOFT ON MY COMPUTER

1 year ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 4

I use a mod that makes the windows start menu look like it did on 7, and it doesn't have ads http://www.classicshell.net/

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm genuinely wondering, where are you getting the ads?

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

On their windows computer.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Unless you block them, the start menu shoes ads. I shouldn't have to fuckin block ads on my god damned operating system.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Start menu. And, at some points, directly within file explorer.

Do you not use Windows?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Wait what? I'm on w11 and I have none of this. Come to think of it, this might be because of my pihole. Jfc stock windows sounds like a horror show. Will be moving to Linux soon though

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's because of your pihole.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do. The only time I saw ads was in some freeware software, not much different from all the stuff you can find on mobile phone stores. But explorer, start menu, never. A list of all apps on the left and a bunch of quick use apps on the right.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So you're selectively blind? Lmao

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just did at home (using Linux at wörk for many years tho) and I'm surprised by how well Steam games run on Proton nowadays. So far no reason to go dual boot.

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

How is android emulation these days? Last time I was using any flavor of linux, anbox was the only option, and it was kinda ...meh... to set up and get working.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's Waydroid, but I haven't tried it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been using GNU/Linux since 1995. In my 3rd year without dual boot now. Not going back, that's for sure.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lots of reasons, especially work related. Like running your employer's VPN of choice and of course sharing documents (no, Libre Office is not completely compatible).

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I run an OpenVPN and some WireGuard tunntels without problems. Our documents at wörk are all web-based (Google as well as Microsoft services) so a browser is all I need.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's sadly not a universal scenario - and I mentioned only VPN software for brevity - there's a bunch other applications where if they don't work or stop working with Linux -and- your DE you're just out of luck.

For me Linux rules on servers.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check out your banks small print. Over here jurisprudence or the small print covers up to date windows + antivirus if you are hacked and your assets stolen. Not for Linux (small print)

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only if the breach comes from your own computer. They can say whatever they want, but you using an unsupported platform is not enough of a reason to invalidate protection in any free country.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like I wrote, check out the small print. An empty bank account only gets refunded if the bank agrees to do so. Any other path requires a not empty bank account

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Incorrect.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or just leave the window open when you throw him out?

1 year ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

NONSENSE!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those windows were not designed to be opened.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They're not designed to be broken on an hourly basis either.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I designated window for defenestration usage only it is! Plastic curtains shall be utilized in between usages.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I designated window for defenestration usage only it is! Plastic curtains shall be utilized in between usages.

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