Things I learned from my butt.

Jun 20, 2021 3:47 PM

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It's better to relax your body, clenching just makes it hurt.

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Same advice for anal as hitting a pothole

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The same advice applies in prison

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When it “accidentally “ goes in the wrong hole

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I disagree, clench when the tire goes in, relax when you’re coming out.

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When you hit a pothole and the check engine light turns off ?

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This pothole is about to be both 2 Fast and 2 Furious to his asshole.

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Mr. Pothole says "Bite the pillow, bitch."

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Clenching reduces perceived damage by 15%

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Kinda sad that this is a universally relatable experience for people in the wealthiest country in the world.

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Form over Function and infrastructure jobs going to the lowest bidder, instead of the qualified one, is a universally relatable experience.

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It's kind of nice that your body reflexively tries to keep you from poopin' yourself.

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Shits out the window when you die though

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Somebody else’s problem at that point

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