hailiar
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This is how the developer views the user.
Edit: this is truly unbelievable. Thanks. Send money: https://love146.org (:
Dec 2, 2015 7:12 AM
hailiar
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Edit: this is truly unbelievable. Thanks. Send money: https://love146.org (:
volatiley
That's how the developer codes ... visual hammer basics
yoGhurrt1
SeriouslyEveryoneCanSearchWikipediaHereIsARealReference
Wrong. This user is clearly using a hammer to drive a nail into wood. Users request pie to drive a dolphin into fire engines. Then 1/2
SeriouslyEveryoneCanSearchWikipediaHereIsARealReference
get pissed off at you because they can't use air to drive a kangaroo into cheese. 2/2
FFBC
When at nightclubs and see people dancing I hear David A:s voice in my head: "And here we see the peculiar mating habit of Homo Sapiens".
gratuitousarp
Behold: the creation of the requirements document
Myello1234
So accurate
NotaLizardmen
Hey, cut her some slack. Being a working single mother is stressful.
TheGreatVizzini
Can someone turn the hammer into a downvote and cover the nail with Cera? because that would be great
joliegoalie
Get outta my head
marioparty2friendships
That sounds stupid.
princeslayer
Nailed it!
CurtistheCrazyMoFo
David certainly did!!!
jamesfrown
Every. User test. Ever.
CruddySandals
Nailed it
volatiley
Ohhhh, that's not a long drip of phlegm hanging from her lips?
Butterlumps
And in most cases they're correct.
hailiar
Yes, and in my experience it's almost exactly 60% of the time every time. Definitely.
imgyour
This gif has made me laugh for 2 minutes straight. Thank you, OP.
MrRauchPotato
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091114112948/spongebob/images/a/a3/Patrick_Is_Kool.jpg
RobertWeller
It work in IT. That's how I see users
Tekhead
As an IT guy: This is NOT how I view the average computer user. It's objectively how thy are.
weeshful
i wish microwave programmers did this
Eggbutts
David: "wtf you playin' at?"
CruddySandals
Nailed it
AdamGenesis
Teaching my mom how to use the internet ....
SledDogg
Both their faces -"dafuq"-
Nuuskamuikkunen
I worked in a customer service and tech support for only 2 years, and already lost faith in humanity.
hailiar
I was there with ya. Worked in a customer service call center for many years. I always had to remind myself that only the bad ones call.
Toysith
sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFACrIx5SZ0
aiuta219
As the IT operations guy, this is also an accurate depiction of my developers.
imdrunkIpoststuffsobermewouldneveradmit
As someone who is a developer and who has to deal with the user... This. Very much this
notsureofanything
People who were never taught how to use tech but everyone expects them to be able to use it and so when they ask a question they are stupid
imdrunkIpoststuffsobermewouldneveradmit
I can deal with that. However, once you've explained/walked through it to the same person 5 times, and they still don't understand...
hailiar
Yeah, the bugs that come back sometimes... just insane.
AlkeneThiol
I had 350 instances of the program open and the 351st crashed while I was in the middle of something. FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIX
MountainGoatInDisguise
You'd be so lucky to get such a detailed report
grootaccess
As a fellow developer - agreed.
SpoonOfDoom
As yet another developer - this isn't true.The average user use the baby to try and ram the hammer into the board, nail lodged in their eye.
SpoonOfDoom
*uses. Goddammit.
MustyMustelidae
This is what UX people are for. Poor UX people.
thatanonymoususer
I work as a SysAdmin. The number of times I get asked if authentication is broken after one failed attempt in the error logs is amazing.
SiegwardOfCatarina
"Hey sir are the DC's down?" followed by silence over the phone as you check their bad password attempts. I feel you brother.
FrancisCassavant
I know understand why Clarkson doesn't do labour
SledDogg
Thought it was drool
ifyoureanevilwitchiwillpunchyouforfun
Yup. As did I.
nombre11
I was really concerned
gratuitousarp
Would be more accurate
djbones92
Thought it was....something else.
KickingSquealing
David doesn't do those movies any more.
hailiar
Yeah he evolved out of that phase.
hailiar
What like... snot?!
UndercoverMexican
sure
NirvanaNik
Snot out of a skin flute
SpecimenSpiff
CLARKSON!
DelicateSoundofPlunder
I read this in James May's shout.
SpecimenSpiff
Exactly :)
SmiffyBoi
"Oh, cock."
Keru
YOU OAF!
Chapstick97
Davids face just says "what the hell is your thought process"
maythird
Fucking spot on
ematic
"What in bloody fuck are you doing? You most basic, primal idiot!"
theconstermonster
how strange.. how BIZAAARE
Iamgurian
"Why."
hailiar
dat furrow
Lepis
The same way he questions his brother for opening up Jurassic Park
Anthraxious
I think anyone would wonder. It is marvelous how they also learn and adapt (not as well but meh).
barrbluej
Please show your work
StarrryNight
You think? This is an orang-utan remember. I think it's astonishing how close he is to success. I've seen humans perform worse.
hoeya
This is pretty similar to how a two-year old would do it if they'd seen it once and were given the same tools.
AvatarYangchen
except the two year old would probably lose a finger
Foodstamp001
That's the face of a man questioning why he hired a Orangutan to build a deck in his yard on take your kids to work day.
Twinklepot
Loved that!
Goodnewwseveryone
Brilliant reply hahahahaha
LadyStormPooper
How I view 90% of the guys I let near my vagina, as they try to figure it out.
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StarrryNight
One can't be expected to paint a masterpiece having missed every art class. Skill takes practice and practice takes time.
HerbyHuia
Are you hooking up with virgins all the time or something?
Saskquatch
Are you exclusively hooking up with raw virgins or something? Unless you've got some bionic pussy or something.
Evelyth
Don't buy your vaginas at IKEA.
howjom
You stare in disbelief while they hammer your pussy?
ILikeWhereThisIsGoing
How I view myself trying to figure out what's with your vagina.
SugarSmack
If you can get them to put down the baby orangutan, you'll probably see a huge improvement in their performance.
admiralawesome4213
Yeah but knowing that orangutan, she'll probably just nail her baby to the board in the process
bravecatgaming
stop letting monkeys near your vagina then
SparklingCockWaffle
And yet you keep letting them near your vagina
SparklingCockWaffle
And yet you keep letting them near your vagina
trevasauruswrecks
You give them nails?!? WTF lady? ;)
postbluex
Ain't this the fuckin truth +1
WhatzitTooya
It would be a lot easier if vaginas would come with a manual...
Azated
Pretty much the same think with my dick, to be honest.
sparkplay
You need a change of career then!
Nineteenletterslong
90% plus or minus .01%
comnakr
next time let them put it in your lady storm pooper
Toonight
Well don't give them a hammer then D:
didyougrabmyass
to be fair, not all guys are experienced with apes. give them the benefit of the doubt
Lugh314159
https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6040/6428900779_9bee2b954a_b.jpg
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didyougrabmyass
thats your problem right there. try having sex with humans. their cognition is usually better than apes
JarethCutestory
Send the cops, I just witnessed a murder . . .
YarTheBug
hailiar
You are a genius.
emberfish
http://31.media.tumblr.com/83592f622452d6547c3fb78fba04d978/tumblr_na7jcuGj4h1qm5nqro6_r2_500.gif
Mataes
diddlestudios
https://media.giphy.com/media/5USTijryafZEQ/giphy.gif
ImBrokeAsFuck
Wow dude. Just wow. I stood up just to clap for this. I love you
ToxynceScares
uhhhhhh!!
pepperronii
To answer your question, no I did not grab your ass, but I did witness you set someone else's on fire.
LeadByBadExample
Are you in high school or do you only date guys in high school?
LadyStormPooper
Middle school honey
MarioBoon
Hot for teacher
MattFromRadarTech
With a hammer and nail?
SafetyWank
Some guys don't see them much, and they're all different. If you explain, they'll learn what you like.
LadyStormPooper
Depends on the guy, but true for the most part.
mynameisnotalice
I had sex with two virgins (not at the same time) that were _amazing_. Like ... AMAZING. It was incredible.
AFuckingBazooka
Its all the porn we watch
mynameisnotalice
I am not sure. It needs also very high empathy. Also slept with virgins that tried to reenact porn... not that enjoyable tbh. But it (1)
mynameisnotalice
helps to spend that much time and thoughts on how to be a good lover, I think. (2)
FlayTheGrayZones
How would you know they were virgins andre not just lying to you?
mynameisnotalice
Well, I only found out later, because they were too embarrassed to admit. Wish I had made more clear how awesome they were.
FlayTheGrayZones
Ah. Is it too late to let them know? /: