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This is how the developer views the user.
Edit: this is truly unbelievable. Thanks. Send money: https://love146.org (:
Dec 2, 2015 7:12 AM
hailiar
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Edit: this is truly unbelievable. Thanks. Send money: https://love146.org (:
AdamGenesis
Teaching my mom how to use the internet ....
Toysith
sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFACrIx5SZ0
volatiley
Ohhhh, that's not a long drip of phlegm hanging from her lips?
Butterlumps
And in most cases they're correct.
hailiar
Yes, and in my experience it's almost exactly 60% of the time every time. Definitely.
aiuta219
As the IT operations guy, this is also an accurate depiction of my developers.
Tekhead
As an IT guy: This is NOT how I view the average computer user. It's objectively how thy are.
CruddySandals
Nailed it
imgyour
This gif has made me laugh for 2 minutes straight. Thank you, OP.
princeslayer
Nailed it!
CurtistheCrazyMoFo
David certainly did!!!
gratuitousarp
Behold: the creation of the requirements document
Myello1234
So accurate
FFBC
When at nightclubs and see people dancing I hear David A:s voice in my head: "And here we see the peculiar mating habit of Homo Sapiens".
SeriouslyEveryoneCanSearchWikipediaHereIsARealReference
Wrong. This user is clearly using a hammer to drive a nail into wood. Users request pie to drive a dolphin into fire engines. Then 1/2
SeriouslyEveryoneCanSearchWikipediaHereIsARealReference
get pissed off at you because they can't use air to drive a kangaroo into cheese. 2/2
volatiley
That's how the developer codes ... visual hammer basics
TheGreatVizzini
Can someone turn the hammer into a downvote and cover the nail with Cera? because that would be great
joliegoalie
Get outta my head
marioparty2friendships
That sounds stupid.
RobertWeller
It work in IT. That's how I see users
NotaLizardmen
Hey, cut her some slack. Being a working single mother is stressful.
CruddySandals
Nailed it
Eggbutts
David: "wtf you playin' at?"
weeshful
i wish microwave programmers did this
SledDogg
Both their faces -"dafuq"-
Nuuskamuikkunen
I worked in a customer service and tech support for only 2 years, and already lost faith in humanity.
hailiar
I was there with ya. Worked in a customer service call center for many years. I always had to remind myself that only the bad ones call.
SpecimenSpiff
CLARKSON!
DelicateSoundofPlunder
I read this in James May's shout.
SpecimenSpiff
Exactly :)
Keru
YOU OAF!
SmiffyBoi
"Oh, cock."
jamesfrown
Every. User test. Ever.
MrRauchPotato
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091114112948/spongebob/images/a/a3/Patrick_Is_Kool.jpg
FrancisCassavant
I know understand why Clarkson doesn't do labour
yoGhurrt1
Chapstick97
Davids face just says "what the hell is your thought process"
maythird
Fucking spot on
hailiar
dat furrow
Lepis
The same way he questions his brother for opening up Jurassic Park
Foodstamp001
That's the face of a man questioning why he hired a Orangutan to build a deck in his yard on take your kids to work day.
Twinklepot
Loved that!
Goodnewwseveryone
Brilliant reply hahahahaha
StarrryNight
You think? This is an orang-utan remember. I think it's astonishing how close he is to success. I've seen humans perform worse.
hoeya
This is pretty similar to how a two-year old would do it if they'd seen it once and were given the same tools.
AvatarYangchen
except the two year old would probably lose a finger
theconstermonster
how strange.. how BIZAAARE
ematic
"What in bloody fuck are you doing? You most basic, primal idiot!"
Iamgurian
"Why."
barrbluej
Please show your work
Anthraxious
I think anyone would wonder. It is marvelous how they also learn and adapt (not as well but meh).
SledDogg
Thought it was drool
ifyoureanevilwitchiwillpunchyouforfun
Yup. As did I.
nombre11
I was really concerned
gratuitousarp
Would be more accurate
djbones92
Thought it was....something else.
hailiar
What like... snot?!
NirvanaNik
Snot out of a skin flute
UndercoverMexican
sure
KickingSquealing
David doesn't do those movies any more.
hailiar
Yeah he evolved out of that phase.
imdrunkIpoststuffsobermewouldneveradmit
As someone who is a developer and who has to deal with the user... This. Very much this
MustyMustelidae
This is what UX people are for. Poor UX people.
thatanonymoususer
I work as a SysAdmin. The number of times I get asked if authentication is broken after one failed attempt in the error logs is amazing.
SiegwardOfCatarina
"Hey sir are the DC's down?" followed by silence over the phone as you check their bad password attempts. I feel you brother.
SpoonOfDoom
As yet another developer - this isn't true.The average user use the baby to try and ram the hammer into the board, nail lodged in their eye.
SpoonOfDoom
*uses. Goddammit.
grootaccess
As a fellow developer - agreed.
notsureofanything
People who were never taught how to use tech but everyone expects them to be able to use it and so when they ask a question they are stupid
imdrunkIpoststuffsobermewouldneveradmit
I can deal with that. However, once you've explained/walked through it to the same person 5 times, and they still don't understand...
hailiar
Yeah, the bugs that come back sometimes... just insane.
AlkeneThiol
I had 350 instances of the program open and the 351st crashed while I was in the middle of something. FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIX
MountainGoatInDisguise
You'd be so lucky to get such a detailed report
LadyStormPooper
How I view 90% of the guys I let near my vagina, as they try to figure it out.
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StarrryNight
One can't be expected to paint a masterpiece having missed every art class. Skill takes practice and practice takes time.
SparklingCockWaffle
And yet you keep letting them near your vagina
Saskquatch
Are you exclusively hooking up with raw virgins or something? Unless you've got some bionic pussy or something.
sparkplay
You need a change of career then!
KleptoKea
Are you hooking up with virgins all the time or something?
howjom
You stare in disbelief while they hammer your pussy?
Nineteenletterslong
90% plus or minus .01%
Toonight
Well don't give them a hammer then D:
trevasauruswrecks
You give them nails?!? WTF lady? ;)
postbluex
Ain't this the fuckin truth +1
Evelyth
Don't buy your vaginas at IKEA.
bravecatgaming
stop letting monkeys near your vagina then
Azated
Pretty much the same think with my dick, to be honest.
WhatzitTooya
It would be a lot easier if vaginas would come with a manual...
SparklingCockWaffle
And yet you keep letting them near your vagina
MattFromRadarTech
With a hammer and nail?
SugarSmack
If you can get them to put down the baby orangutan, you'll probably see a huge improvement in their performance.
admiralawesome4213
Yeah but knowing that orangutan, she'll probably just nail her baby to the board in the process
comnakr
next time let them put it in your lady storm pooper
LeadByBadExample
Are you in high school or do you only date guys in high school?
LadyStormPooper
Middle school honey
MarioBoon
Hot for teacher
ILikeWhereThisIsGoing
How I view myself trying to figure out what's with your vagina.
SafetyWank
Some guys don't see them much, and they're all different. If you explain, they'll learn what you like.
LadyStormPooper
Depends on the guy, but true for the most part.
mynameisnotalice
I had sex with two virgins (not at the same time) that were _amazing_. Like ... AMAZING. It was incredible.
AFuckingBazooka
Its all the porn we watch
mynameisnotalice
I am not sure. It needs also very high empathy. Also slept with virgins that tried to reenact porn... not that enjoyable tbh. But it (1)
mynameisnotalice
helps to spend that much time and thoughts on how to be a good lover, I think. (2)
FlayTheGrayZones
How would you know they were virgins andre not just lying to you?
mynameisnotalice
Well, I only found out later, because they were too embarrassed to admit. Wish I had made more clear how awesome they were.
FlayTheGrayZones
Ah. Is it too late to let them know? /:
didyougrabmyass
to be fair, not all guys are experienced with apes. give them the benefit of the doubt
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didyougrabmyass
thats your problem right there. try having sex with humans. their cognition is usually better than apes
hailiar
You are a genius.
pepperronii
To answer your question, no I did not grab your ass, but I did witness you set someone else's on fire.
JarethCutestory
Send the cops, I just witnessed a murder . . .
Lugh314159
https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6040/6428900779_9bee2b954a_b.jpg
Mataes
ToxynceScares
uhhhhhh!!
YarTheBug
emberfish
http://31.media.tumblr.com/83592f622452d6547c3fb78fba04d978/tumblr_na7jcuGj4h1qm5nqro6_r2_500.gif
diddlestudios
https://media.giphy.com/media/5USTijryafZEQ/giphy.gif
ImBrokeAsFuck
Wow dude. Just wow. I stood up just to clap for this. I love you