UsmanKazmi
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This is how it starts. *queue the Terminator theme*
ASUS ROG phone can charge itself
Dec 6, 2018 6:03 AM
UsmanKazmi
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ASUS ROG phone can charge itself
ihavethisusernameinparticular
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
Is it...is it, fucking itself?
ilovedogknots
TeawithHorseradishes
(Drumbeats) bum-bum bum Buh-Bum.... bum-bum bum Buh-Bum
DuckyofDeath123
... you come here and pull it back out of my head right this instant young man.
CityYeti
https://imgur.com/Q9FHGfU
Akurei00
*cue
UsmanKazmi
But I suck english at.
mexipirate
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
At a guess, there's no reason for this phone to have two ports, the one on the side is plugged into a powerbank under the phone
MadeMyAccountJustForThis
This specific phone sells things like usb c controllers specially fittes to use the side usb, among many others. asus rog phone
gh013
DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN
XanderW
Wouldn’t work. Power it needs to run and charge itself....is being used to run and charge itself
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
r/2healthbars
MadMike75
If it has a aux battery why does it even need a cord?
ThatPlecoGuy
I'm pressing x to doubt.
HoPeFuLCHeWBaCCa
Why don't you ever fully charge your phone??? Last full charge 334d 6h 24m ago good lord guy....
maverickuser
The ooooold infinite energy trick
TheMadOnion
I love how the quality is on the threshold of me not being able to read anything on the screen. But I can make out letters ever-so-slightly.
Stuey1221
Internal back up battery?
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Get out of here with your troll physics.
Pyrannha
This just means the phone isn't as smart as my 9.99 Walmart battery pack that knows when it's plugged into itself.
TonvalRankine
PRAISE BE THE OMNISSIAH!
THE MACHINE SPIRIT IS WILLING!
pilotperson
*Cue
brknsoul
Queue, you want it to play after the current song!
pilotperson
UsmanKazmi
My bad xD
SemperFiZero
I'm sure it recognizes the charging protocol but it's not gonna do shit. Also is that phone good?
esparadrapo
There is no charging protocol. You feed it with 5V DC and it starts charging.
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
It's not going to do nothing. It'll drain a little faster is all.
FlatPlutoSociety
Most reviews are very good, although the number of Android games that benefit from such a powerhouse and its specific features is not huge.
SemperFiZero
Figured.
thepuppeteer777
It will lose power flowing through the cable less will return to the phone. It will die eventually
GammaEmerald
It’ll just kill itself faster I think. Same way if you plug 2 9-volts into each other they’ll drain each other.
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Zreen
What about self-fellatio?
timzzzy
Maybe there is a kind of a powerbank under? We cant see how big the phone is
UsmanKazmi
Asus rog phone. Google it. It has another port on the side to add extensions.
IMayNotReplyToYou
Nah it means infinite energy
SandwichRGood
I tried this. The both popped and bled everywhere.
BitchButcher
Really? There is something like resistance? You don't say!
Arcygenical
It will kill its self faster.
DinoKebab
It's more deader more quicker
bamblebimble
There isn't much of a loss in this.
Arcygenical
The boost circuitry needed to get a lipo battery to 5v is only ever a maximum of like 94% efficient...
bamblebimble
Which isn't that bad....
AGreaterDane
The science: Yes it WILL kill itself faster because energy is lost in the transfer (in the form of heat). So the amount it's charged will >
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AGreaterDane
always be slightly less than the amount that is drained, meaning it will drain faster doing this rather than just sitting there.
glear
Harvard: “niqqa u want scholarship?”
ThatMarshalFangirl
Hi yes how the fuck does this work
addfut
It doesn't. If this would work the entire world would have unlimited energy.
UsmanKazmi
I have no freaking clue
Trisar
Secondary port, plugged into itself, thinks it's charging, it's really discharging faster.
5uperu5er
2 seperate battery packs?
dakarakad
Realborisboef
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
exactly what i thought of. +1
OnlyQuotationMarkModelsQuotationMark
He is the traitor! Aahhh!
disinformatique
BS, theres a power bank under the phone.
tomi2
Yeahh now you can charge 1% battery in 10 hs.
Davedavedavedavedave
asdfghlkjgh
http://imgur.com/juTa2rg
UsmanKazmi
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
At a guess, there's no reason for this phone to have two ports, the one on the side is plugged into a powerbank under the phone
TBenz4Sportsball
I just looked it up. That phone does have a side port as well as the bottom one. https://www.asus.com/us/Phone/ROG-Phone/
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
Yeah I found that out since too, looks like it's transferring power from one to the other, thinks it's charging but actually draining
stabthecrab
SpikeSpiegeil
https://imgur.com/h8FE60B
Havak
Sure that's interesting and all, but can we talk about the 334 DAYS since last full charge??
KW1984
Most devices have a hard coded clock "start" date then update to correct time at first power up.
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
What about, screen usage since full charge = 2 hours