TheCANADIANmadhatter
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Mar 2, 2025 5:02 PM
TheCANADIANmadhatter
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AveryverySadBear
Dedicated to... Your mom. /J
letthecatout
We have a National Poo Museum here in UK, it’s on the Isle of Wight. It’s really interesting!
andsy
I got a roughly life size wooden penis bottle opener from a friend who went there. My then-toddler found it and put it in his mouth. That caused an inappropriate cry-laugh from both parents :)
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
It was a lot smaller than advertised.
PicassoCT
it was in the pool. There was shrinkage. Its iceland
terajack2048
Do I have to pay I’m a member or I mean I have a member?
67hendersonstreet
I’ve been there. Less sexy and more like “huh, people have interesting hobbies.”
TooRexyForMyShirt
Looking at every single exhibit like
gablestout
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509tigerfish
I was hoping to find it in DILDO Newfoundland
taez555
PacMan4Life
"Oh, that must be a word that means something... different in... oh."
ubnty
Kiek in De Kok Museum: https://visitestonia.com/en/kiek-in-de-kok-fortifications-museum
16KTS
There are dicks everywhere.
Not people named Dick.
UncleScarwasright
My wife and I went there last month. Mostly mammals, divided by families, i.e., canine, ungulates, primates, etc. While we may find our inflatable members kinda odd, compared to the ones that twist, have bones, look like skinny alien probes etc., we're pretty mundane.
DaveLeche24
I heard they have a display an ORANGE dick from Mar-a-Lardass, FL.
TheCANADIANmadhatter
I heard they put it under a microscope to see it clearly too.
DoomScrollingCowboy
ive been there - its definitely worth checking out
zykyx5
xo66nt
ive been there. it was interesting enough
MrFancyPanzer
FacetedServal
That looks like a schlong ways away…
drbwaa
It is absolutely as weird and concerning and fascinating as you think. 10/10.
FelixGoldenrod
That's verbatim what God said when He debuted the initial penis prototype
Higure
Basically, some teacher once got a dried ox penis pointer (for use in front of a blackboard, to point at stuff) from his students as a prank. And then he kinda got hooked. It is his personal collection.
Gryphonosiris
A friend of mine has been there, she recommends the Waffles in the cafe.
wildwestpb
I heard there was a bunch of dicks hanging around there.
ZachariasWolfe
Apparently my company's founder (named Richard) would go into the men's room and if there was someone at the urinal he would say "so this is where the Dick's hang out"
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
A lotta whale dicks, specifically.
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
They even have a fantasy section. Elf dick, troll dick, vampire dick (but it's put in an angle against a mirror, so you can't see it) 😂 it's a fun place
anosebyanyothername
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
WellThatsOriginal
That's the sign in front of OPs mom's bedroom. I haven't made it in. Yet.
SubiBryant
I found it to be a bit of a tourist trap.
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
IKR, line's too long. Pun unintended.
Pulger
Should've bought the VIP pass, you can jump the queue.
PrincePiggo
200 meters = 66.6 Blue Whale penises
onecowboytoo
Almost enough for your mom.
sheatarco
Alex Horne?
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
Is that in cold water?
AndrewBrandon
Bubbertubs
*klaxon noises*
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
They have a whale penis there as well. Shrunken, but still absolutely massive
mrpink83
For a second there I thought you were UnitConversionBot and wondered how you derived the number from the picture. ;)
Btw, that's a lot of Blue Whale penises!
TheCarpe
The penis of the beast
Subtilico
So does one go there with their dick out, if one has one?
IntelligentLake
If you don't have one, you can always purchase one.
Subtilico
True.
just4thelolz
Of course. You'll have to register it too. Otherwise they might think you're trying to smuggle out one of their exhibits.
Subtilico
They must have a small guillotine near the exit.
Johwin
The whale penis was a real highlight.
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
I wanted to post that feeling small quote in Cosmos TV Show, but I'm not a poet and I can't make it about penises. If only there are poets here in Imgur that can do that.
GiantFlyingLabia
Which one?
Vacationdad
Beat me to it, there’s like 50 different whale dongs in there.
WhatUpDog3000
In Central Pennsylvania there is a place called Penn's Cave. It seems to be on billboards for miles. Each one looks like 'Penis Cave' when you first see it.
MaleProstateMilker88
Sounds like a trap.
MasterChristopher
Penis Cave has 50 ways to spend your Summer~
SilentSecretMan
Don’t scan the QR code!!!
Mithi
Stop being a damn Luddite. The buy tickets QR-code leads to https://widgets.bokun.io/online-sales/ea06c274-ab36-4a0f-ba75-ac5fb041019b/experience/848829
BeardedWonder82
azgrak1
Well now I really want to scan it.
JamesTDG
Compression is too fucked I think to even try it
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
The left one works - takes you to tickets sale page at Bokun.io (which belongs to TripAdvisor)
TubbzMcgee
buy tickets works. couldn't get other to scan.
jfrhvkm26r
Should have used a url shortener instead of the entire google maps deep link.
Mithi
Nah, a sane level of JPG-compression would'n have souped the QR-code up
jfrhvkm26r
Yes, but I don't want to tell everyone who takes a picture of my sign "don't optimize your photos aggressively", I want it to work even after several generations of digital decay.
Ultin8
It has a cast of Jimi Hendrix's dick
rmuk
When I parsed that sentance initially I interpreted "Jimmy Hendrix's Dick" as some kind of West End musical and that the penis mueseum has all the cast imprisoned in their basement. The thing that alerted me to my mistake wasn't the absurdity, but that "a cast" would, therefore, be gramatically incorrect.
ABeautifulBodyAndMind
Close. While the artist wanted a cast of Jimi’s, he declined, and so the cast is of his bandmate.
Ultin8
I went last month- carefully cropped to be SFW, but there is definitely Jimi dick on display
ABeautifulBodyAndMind
Oh my mistake! I got the dick story mixed up 😂
Ultin8
Yeah no bother. There's another rockstar in the same exhibit which matches your story but I don't remember who it was.