I get that it's basically a four-wheeler powered version of one of those slingshot rides, but I still can't help but think this could go catastrophically wrong and turn someone into a fine red mist drifiting through those trees lol
Honestly I’m torn. Idk if the tree line would provide a bit of a buffer so you don’t just crash hard into solid rock, or if at that speed it doesn’t really make a difference what you hit
Yeah, I would love to do this in a setting with a professional installation and routine safety inspections, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that that's not the case here.
You may notice the lack of diversity, but the true mark of white people stuff is engaging unnecessarily hazardous activities while cheering on others to do the same.
There ain’t no damn part of florida that rises above another to make the effect shown here in terms of elevation. This state has actual hills at least.
userfriendly19777
HeHeHebieJeebies
Do you get the free handicap parking placard on the way out or still need to mail in for it?
sskkmm
One way to lose your uterus
ChrisYourself
Wow, that's a really dumb idea
ifounditunderthere
If the Clampetts struck black gold in the 2000's....
jimhotep
I want to vomit from here.
JDJersey
Looks like those Duke boys are at it again
usernameistolkien
Just a good ole’ boy.
HoltKazed56
Never meanin' no harm
nsaladbar
I like how there is a cutout at the top of the trees
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
Sounds like a story Ellis from left for dead would tell.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
One summer vacation, me'n' my buddy Keith...
DontcallmeLen
MaintenanceGuyHere
Good thing they have a helmet
Thatnicguy
So this is like russian roulette but with a bungee cord? I like it
piratejimthedagger
Good job they don't have the shits.
w336o
Looks like tremendous fun.
BaloneyBob
stenli
- At the roundabout go straight.
- Got ya.
PosthumousExile
That's some impressive airtime!
Jarjarthejedi
Doismellbacon
ipFreak
For people that miss when they were 3 and someone would throw them up and catch them but they can’t find a giant that can throw them now.
nomorehate
I get that it's basically a four-wheeler powered version of one of those slingshot rides, but I still can't help but think this could go catastrophically wrong and turn someone into a fine red mist drifiting through those trees lol
Bsher
Honestly I’m torn. Idk if the tree line would provide a bit of a buffer so you don’t just crash hard into solid rock, or if at that speed it doesn’t really make a difference what you hit
StellaMatutina
So do the slingshot rides, but who's counting
kindpanda
I imagine the preventative maintenance schedule is a bit more lacking than at a licensed amusement park
CanadianCyborg
"What tear? Thats not a tear, thats just normal wear. Send it." ....... actually now that I consider it they probably dont even inspect the band....
RockKickass
Depends on how those rubber bands are secured to the trees……..staples you say????
Aforaseem
Maybe Home Depot?
LariCheltsy
*Poles
hushpuppyextraordinaire
That’s a chance they are willing to take.
NortherWinslow5
FlatPlutoSociety
Yeah, I would love to do this in a setting with a professional installation and routine safety inspections, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that that's not the case here.
kerrigan778
They're farmers, they know how to fab.
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Fab? I thought “fab” was short for “fabulous,” but I’m guessing it’s short for something else here?
Mrjamesbanana
Fabricate
BadderBob
This is white people stuff.
You may notice the lack of diversity, but the true mark of white people stuff is engaging unnecessarily hazardous activities while cheering on others to do the same.
ShadowsCrush
I thought this looked familiar, classic DST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYthI8sVTME
AnxiaTeaDD
I read all your tags and was very relieved that this didn’t go wrong
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
This makes my stomach hurt just watching.
eetsumkaus
This is why men die y-...oh wait
immalittleteapot
That's right no more Mary Sue bs we get to have dumb fun too!
kjwillie
Did this in college. Looking back it was dumb, but dang was it fun.
azzabat
I wonder if that barren patch on the hillside is fertilised with the blood of ‘one-way’ bungees?
rlrobles5
eetsumkaus
the helmet is there because in case you don't die from the catastrophe, you can at least walk away with less brain damage?
PineappleLoopsBrOether
…. So?
everyfreakntime
The helmet is there purely to mount the go-pro.
xETM
it's there to preserve facial recognition of the body
Mithi
No, for the open casket burial.
shivacat
If that cord snaps in midflight, you’ll never find the body
SayRamrod
is your name shiv a cat or shiva cat? because both are funny but for very different reasons
shivacat
Well, I did spend some time in the joint.
lainzis
The odds of both snapping is very small, so you will find the body wrapped around and smashed into the pole on the side it didnt snap on.
FlatPlutoSociety
Oh, you'd be able to find it pretty easily. It just wouldn't look much like a body anymore.
Syko73
so if someone gets hurt, does anyone go to jail?
shivacat
Not if you get out of there fast enough
QueefMalone
This seems incredibly dumb. Where do I sign up?
TheDaharMaster
Look for the line that has zero black ppl in it
Canigetbannedagain2
Florida
pastramionrye
There ain’t no damn part of florida that rises above another to make the effect shown here in terms of elevation. This state has actual hills at least.
eyemastervideo5
Can't be, there's a mountain
pelon365
Mos def a western state version of Florida. Colorado? Wyoming? Prob Idaho?
FlatPlutoSociety
This screams Utah to me.
TheNaykid
This is correct. Its in Utah. Specifically, Provo Canyon.
obstructiveoyster
Bottom line is that this is ‘Merica!