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Source: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/may/29/e-tattoo-could-track-mental-workload-people-high-stake-jobs-study-says
PorkFriedSquirrel
Breathalyzer is way more accurate.
ClutterMonkey
Yeah, i’m not getting that. Only one that gets to look inside my brain is me.
kyzentun
Good thing it's disposable, so you can create more trash every day.
woozle
I'd quit before I ever did such a thing.
trinxter
Not sure this works for all people: I can do a lot of thinking with a very relaxed forehead.
alcamar
Like they listen to anyone now ...
"You just turned red, you can at least finish your shift first"
"Eh, there's always wiggle room in those things, let's finish this thing up first"
"See your tattoo isn't working, it's always that color"
Sorrontis
neat, but you know what it's going to be used for, right? right? RIGHT?!
piratecaptainwendy
Another dumbass idea from our corporate overlords.
Elvenbane
still more attractive than google glasses
KnaveOfSwords
This will be used to find and punish workers who "aren't working hard enough."
Any bets on what the obnoxious "If you have time to lean, you have time to clean" equivalent from shitty managers will be for employees who aren't showing a high enough mental workload?
Illpostcheese
There's this crazy thing I do where I just ask if people are okay, need help, time off, supplies, raises, ect. And here's the trick, you do it regularly, and you don't punish them for using said resources. Makes people happy, helpful, and productive! But the fuck do I know, I mean no one's ever quit and two people who retired come to visit but that's just coincidence, right?
ProperHomeless
vincentsl
So these will be installed on all cops, right?
Adem1on
read correctly: how to push your workers to the absolute maximum
MissivesFromTheTower
"It seems that Johnson is not under enough strain. Ramp it up!"