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**EDIT: The title should say “Line of milk, since creamsicle is obviously not chocolate goodness. Thanks for the upvotes, comments and Wayne’s world references! #alicecooper #themoreyouknow #random #notsurewtfisgoingon
whydoilikethis
Bat milk?
tarkus10
Killer!
mem5000
This dude is metal AF!
Comboverman
Alice Cooper Holiday Egg Nog MAYBE.... BUT IT'S NOT LABELED PROPERLY.
rabbitron
This flavor is Orange Scream Shake and their sales support Alice Cooper's Solid Rock Teen Centers https://www.danzeisendairy.com/
newsguycraigevans
I ain't evil I'm just good lookin
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
He's actually a successful restaurateur in Arizona, too.
Ghode
*Orange Scream
TokyoFunk
Seeing this image next to a hampster in a bottle with a similar colour got me rollin'
lestasi
Actually, it's pronounced 'mill-e-wah-que' which is Algonquin for 'the good land.
DanielGallegos
we are not worthy of this comment
IToldYouSo1
BSRANTS
I work where these where this was printed
spookywhispering
I want creamsicle milk fuck yah
TheQuoll
So do they hook him up to a milking machine or milk him in a stall by hand?
knudude
The701
"I wouldn't feed my Frankenstein anything else."
Hndrx27
It is "Orange Scream" flavor. Sauce: https://www.danzeisendairy.com/products/#orangescream
M1ssPlace
What...what is Alice Cooper's flavor?
somnif
The one pictured above is orange creamsicle. He also was tied to a chocolate milk.
DrankTooMuchMead
Why does his milk look a bit yellow...?
itsnotthatbad21
It’s actually really good, has almost a creamsicle vibe to it
yoonese
Technically the farm just uses lots of az based imagery like dbacks and such. Cute glass jars that you get deposits for returning.
KodiakDDS
?
Hashbrown123
it's pronounced "chocolate milk-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good milk."
Blasfemur
Lulabel73
WerewulfTherewulf
What Albertsons did you take this pic in? lol I change those price tags weekly. you should see the cotton candy flavored one; bright blue...
DanielGallegos
a friend sent me this from a Safeway in Tucson. I have looked st my local Von’s (safeway in NV) and no luck-my guess is it is a local flavor
fruitspunchsam
They sell em at sprouts too
Rhewin
First off that’s orange milk. Second, that’s still less surprising than the fact he’s a conservative evangelical.
stulfer
Thats not true, i know his family
Arenlor
https://metalheadzone.com/dee-snider-targets-alice-coopers-political-view-and-asks-a-crucial-question-to-him-in-front-of-fans/ some fun
FirePrinceZuzu
Orange milk? I want it!
SunAnvil
He's Christian and goes to church but the rest is a maybe / sometimes.
Rhewin
Well he’s not alt right if that’s what you mean. Definitely conservative but to my knowledge isn’t part of the MAGA crowd.
Goldmarble
Is it orange flavoured?
wuggles23
Seriously? That is a surprise to me.
TyrionOfHouseLannister
Only Christians believe in satan.
brassmule
Do, uhh... do Satanist believe in Satan?
ratfaceddog
Do what Satanist believe in Satan? I think Ed does, but I’m not sure.
trippingthelightfantastic
ratfaceddog
Who said anything about Satan?
trippingthelightfantastic
My folks (atheists) did business with his folks. Alice was pretty down to Earth, his father was a minister, but still a grounded guy.
Rhewin
He’s actually got some good charities for teens with nowhere to go. It’s just very unexpected considering some of his material!
ChloeRed
...Vincent plays golf, Alice doesn't ;)
trippingthelightfantastic
To meet the guy and hear the music is the definition of dissonance.
srsfaceI8C
I think he used music to exercise his demons. Not all that uncommon in hard rock!
derzilly
Jumping jacks, jazzercise, what kinda exercising?
trippingthelightfantastic
At the time, he was really exposing religious hypocrisy and his minister dad, to his credit, totally supported him.
Lee1604
Orange milk? Wtf wait, what America?
astrangehop
His recipe in the rock and roll cookbook was a tunafish malt as a hangover cure
peastream
I remember Michigan having root beer flavored milk. Tasted the same as a root beer float.
Rhewin
Never had orange flavored ice cream? Basically the same.
Lee1604
Except orange flavoured milk makes me want to puke instead of making me think of summer ?
Rhewin
Why? It’s orange flavored, not literally orange juice and milk. No citrus/acidity.
smilliefaces
Never heard of orange ice cream or milk here in Scotland
ZomBob13
No Orange Julius?
smilliefaces
Never heard of him
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
They dont sell Orange Creamsicles over there? You poor, poor people.
smilliefaces
I've just had to Google what a creamsicle is. The idea of orange and ice cream makes me a feel a little sick. Don't think I'm missing out.
Rhewin
It’s just very creamy with an orange flavor.
ratfaceddog
I can understand not hearing of orange ice cream, but you’ve never heard of milk?!?
ImDavidPumpkins
Don't drink, it's poooiiiiissssoooonnnn!
IToldYouSo1
?
MissivesFromTheTower
I wanna drink it, but I'm gonna throw up, it's poisoooooon
ButterfaceTaintClown
I want to buy it but my senses tell me to stop
potentiallyunsafe
I wanna taste you but your lactose is venom, it's poisooooon
Emulen
Your lactose running through my veins
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Turning into cheese by linking protein chains
drpain522
his hot sauces are named after his songs
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
“Steven” would be a strange name for a hot sauce. “House Of Fire” on the other hand: perfect!
jobustevens
Arizona Milk Seasonal Flavor.....none of that makes sense.
ColoradoCattleCo
Pumpkin spice milk... that spent a whole day sitting out in the Arizona sun.
Richter12x2
Mmmm, Arizona sun milk
TheRicM
It's pronounced, "milk-e-wah-que," which is Algonquin for "the good land"
touhi2000
Party on Wayne!
MeowWoof
How do you milk an Arizona?
MSExcel
That place is a couple roads over and has delicious flavors. It is more than likely a pumpkin flavor. Root beer flavor is surprisingly tasty
ethicallysourcedcannedtuna
Root beer flavor milk? Why would you do that? Who hurt you?
Richter12x2
Root beer float maybe?
MSExcel
Listen. I was like you once. Young. Full of life. Never having tried root beer flavored milk. Surprisingly tasty.
cusbuster
Maybe egg nog, it's coming up to that time of year.
SemiLucidUser
It has been for 1month maybe a little more. Canadian Thanksgiving traditional
chasingatrailofsmokeandreason
This dairy has great eggnog.
LittleLordThudleroy
It's Arizona what do you expect.
dawr136
Meth
NopeTheSkelly
Milth
ratfaceddog
Iced tea.
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
"What's a season?" -Arizonans, probably
partypeople2015
100
crimpitdown9001
Let's be honest, just met someone from Florida and she looked at me like I was crazy when I said, "of course we get snow"
Soulshade
Hey now, there are 2 seasons in Arizona. Winter and dont go outside
Scuzzellbutt
Hey we know about season! ..We put it on our steaks..
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
2sheepstothewind
I'll have you know we have two seasons: oven on and oven off
skipweasel
Weird looking chocolate.
TheJonSnowShow
It's chocolate snake milk
MediocreExtremist
from that bottle, I thought it was hair conditioner
OGymruOGymro
"Bleurgh! Fuck me, this chocolate milk tastes a hell of a lot like hair conditioner!", OP
TheJonSnowShow
Laugh out loudd
NotTinyPancakes
White choc?
holywhitetrash
it says seasonal flavor , probably pumpkin in there
Rhewin
It’s orange. They sell it all over the place, just minus Alice Cooper.
SodaForBlood
BigFatBobbie
I didn't understand a word you just said.
ElephantsFootOfDirtyLaundry
Milk, but the cow loved, LOVED wild onion/chives and you can tell before it hits your tongue somebody missed a patch.
BigFatBobbie
Hahahahaha
mechanicman77
It's white chocolate. #cultural_appropriation
NinjaGrizzlyBear
You're thinking of his Alice Pooper line
Evacipate628
He filters the chocolate milk first through his body and then they "milk" him into the bottle...
OMEGA1202
SpicyRebar
So that explains the color
jiynxed
Dude go see a doctor it's not supposed to look like butter
alittlekinkinthenuts
slotheroll
Daddio81
probablyobvious
Nope. No more fucking internet for me today..
iMakeFakeLegs
Sounds like a knock off slurm if you ask me, I'll stick to the original
ProbablyNotMegatron
Weird sounding chocolate
stayingalive4life
skipweasel
Thanks - I feel much better for knowing that.
IDNMAN21
I mean, how else do they get milk from Alice Cooper?
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
You can milk anything with nipples
HandoB4Javert
PeterPanPeanutButterAlert
What is this from?
Cummingtoniteisamineralfromcummington
Van Wilder
CitizenClam
Oh cool, the first time I nearly threw up watching a movie
MrGizzmokev
Yeah it had me gagging but I couldn't stop laughing its was a very odd noise. Like a cross between Donald duck and chipmunk coughing
BortymcBortfeis
Johnnykararte
You've never had Arizona seasonal flavor milk?!
cepacolusmaximus
Johnnykararte
thatlamer
The chocolate milk is a non seasonal offering, this one's a seasonal item that's creamsicle flavored.
BlueSheep
I wanna try now, i bet it taste good... Too bad i'm not from USA.
thatlamer
Alice cooper is tied to both, he has restaurants in AZ and this line provides funding for his kid outreach programs.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
that sounds fuckin delicious
KibaNoShirogitsu
Orange cream flavor is the bomb. For anyone that isn't quite sure what that'd taste like, orange Flinstone's push-pop, but even better.
thatlamer
For your (hard) drinking pleasure, I'm personally a fan of Bumbu original rum with orange juice. Bumbu original has strong vanilla notes.
KibaNoShirogitsu
Alcohol ain't my thing, but always good to have things to suggest to friends who do drink. So I shall try to keep that in mind.