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Feb 3, 2022 8:13 PM

Today I also learned what "Coin Operated Boy" by Dresden Dolls is about. :o

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bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

why do you think they publicly hate it... because the privately want it.

3 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 9

Jesus, this is dark. Just like the insides of an M&M

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I mean sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don’t.

3 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

...underappreciated comment.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Oh my god they were bagmates

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey man, they're all brown on the inside.

3 years ago | Likes 406 Dislikes 1

We’re*

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One is just preop, the other postop.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ya but in this one they removed the nut :)

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jesus Fucking Christ

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus fucking Christ is just masturbation, really.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Listen, if I had a little nibble only to find nut, it would only turn me on more! Some guys are into that! Aren’t we Tucker!??

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Reposting, I'm fine with. But censoring words when we've already seen the words?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I know they trans, cuz the green one's got nuts.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why did you censor "jerking"? Us your mommy gonna find your post history?

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Imgur is remarkably censorious of trans stuff compared to similar posts about cisgender stuff, just trying to skirt this side of caution.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Does the m on the green peanut look backward to anyone else? I can't unsee it...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dresden Dolls.. now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honestly though, does anyone actually give a shit either way. M&Ms are a horrible company with a delicious candy. That is all.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They serve these as a bar snack at Fem&mboy Hooters

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Upvoted but you deserve another one for Dresden Dolls.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That Tuvix tag, technically correct but arguably justified? That's a choice I would not want to have to make.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh man, I haven't heard Coin Operated Boy since high school...time to listen.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's perfectly fine.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Many sorts and shapes to choose from, I will never leave my bedroom" didn't tip you off? Or any other of the lyrics? XD

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I just thought it was a lovely song about a girl's love for a steampunk robot. Then today it clicked... "Oh!"

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

XD

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was listening to this song the other day, and it is not subtle friend

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Check out Silver Metal Lover by Tanith Lee

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I can even take him in the bath" o////o

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honestly "sex changes" might have been a better choice of Dresden Dolls song to reference

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They need a Dominatrix character. They can repackage as S & M’s

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A lot of trans women call their meds Fem&Ms.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tucker Carlson is trying to put the nut back in it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, see, the green guy is a peanut M&M, while she doesn't... ohhhh, I see it now. [backs slowly out of thread]

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The shopkeeper and his son were a different story all together....damnit that was brown M&Ms! Sorry folks

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait, what is Coin Operated Boy about?

3 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

Steely Dan

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Battery operated boyfriend" lol

3 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

'toys' of the adult kind.

3 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 2

Okay so I knew this but you made me look it up in case there was some sort of wild even deeper meaning. Still tho. Bomb song.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

same boat. I was like, wait, what? Oh, exactly what I thought it was. lol

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, of course! Seems so obvious in hindsight.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Like one of those $200 fully automatic Nerf guns that holds like 200 rounds?

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

They make those?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who’s parents loved them enough to buy that, or is the market now adults who wanted the big toys

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

NSFW

3 years ago | Likes 268 Dislikes 9

Awe! It's green too

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Real photo from Tucker Carlsons room.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The real one is like a sexy Yoda, right? So gross

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Jesus, I need you to look away for a minute"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup, that's the post, officer....

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jājājājā now that's funny

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Translation: jajajaja

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always use protection

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

right leg of the forbidden one

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor Yaddle, tossed away.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tucker Carlson about to have the night of his life.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The sheet protector is such a classy touch.

3 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

A classy touch, it is.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol. Missed that detail

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And an indication that this person is either very thoughtful in their trolling or they're experienced enough to know to keep the paper dry.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lord, forgive me

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

But don't stop me.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I am more surprised that you can get a green fleshlight. alien stuff i guess or hulk?

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Probably Bad Dragon custom order. You can pick any color you like

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

that picture's been edited and recolored so many times

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can get all kinds of them.

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Get the flamer. The. HEAVY. Flamer.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh you're going into the favorites.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

UNCLEAN! YOU'RE ALL UNCLEAN! SMITE THEM, SMITE THEM NOW!!

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She Hulk

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I am not even surprised by that answer.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shreklight

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0