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drdorman86350
No shake weight, I'm disappointed.
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
#4 #5 When that wicked Jethro Tull flute solo drops
gtotherizzle
#2 no clue what's going on here
jackal12345
I actually had to do that one on my old van. Wiper snapped off on my drive home and I was 1) on a freeway and 2) pretty close to home.
punknoodles0
WTF is it with people?!
deadtedw
Have you not been around them? Most are fucking idiots.
cilinders
People living life 80mph in a metal casket.
scoutMoonDiver
DongleDingler
#7 My aunt once got into a car crash while driving with chicken cacciatore in the passenger's seat. Red sauce went everywhere, and when the police got there, they mistook it for blood, and thought she was very seriously injured
amp99
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
Upvoted in hopes they find a better way someday soon.
Weblord
#15 Where's the rest of her husband?!
sakalakamo
US really spends a lot of time commuting
Germhole
Driving w/ one's knees isn't unheard of (not advised), at least those playing an instrument can keep their eyes on the road unlike bookworms
furballsoffury
They walk among us
mikeatike
#13
alyssaaac
#6
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HumanCats
I'm guessing he's just glued the sole back on and is using his mouth as a clamp while it dries. So a double idiot.
MrHappySmiles
I need to try some of these on my commute just for funzies…
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
What's going on in #2 and #8 ?
SirChadwellHeath
#2 phone & toothbrush, #8 no tailgate so rocks & dirt can be shaken off.
mikeatike
#28
the sign
vinny14512
I thought my mom growing up was the only one who read while actively driving
Syovere
#9
dobroweigh
I should learn a flute.
ComcastLover
I know how to play some flutes
Dirtypillows
deadtedw
Are these things you shouldn't do or are they life hacks?
Rocketpocketpants
I'm now wondering how many people have ended up in the emergency room with an instrument through their throat.
mikeatike
#9 decapitation test
pleaseacknowledgethecat
Lot more musical instruments than I would’ve expected
deadtedw
I wonder how many have died when they suddenly stop and their clarinet comes out the back of their neck?
BostonThighnamics
had a tesla creep way too close to my side earlier today the driver must've been nodding off because I don't know how none of the alarms weren't going off inside
slidewhistlesymphony
Some truly terrifying stuff to see here. Some folks simply should not have drivers licenses.
SlightChungus
I work with a guy that has been told by management to his face that he cannot be trusted with the forklift because he doesn't pay attention. He drives to work everyday scares the shit out of me knowing he has a license
TZO2k15
Reason #345 Why we don't have flying cars… Imagine these dumb fucks with a pilot's licence!
nobodyspecial995
I'm not sure any of them did
rufisium
We need public transport. Like for real
TacoPoweredHelicopter
That's why reasonable people are against the development of self driving cars right? Right?
GiantSquanchy
depressedscientist
Unfortunately, Americans let the auto industry lobby for unreliable and far less public transit. So many of these people would benefit from better infrastructure.
HeyArabella
#3 homie is probably just really tall
twsx
That's not a Twingo. He'd definitely fit fine without putting his seat into a far back trying-to-look-cooler position.
AregularolPlumbus
But how else is he supposed to put the central pillar right in his peripheral vision so he can make dangerous lane changes? Don’t you know looking cool while driving is super important?! /s (p.s. anyone who does this a fucking moron)
potentiallyunsafe
Dudes gonna break his arm off if he gets in an accident though
HeyArabella
Username checks out
potentiallyunsafe
BlastyMcBlastblast
it could be so much worse...
ShadowSayain
Haha I was just about to post this here
FishieStardust
"Whoa wait hun there's a weirdo watching us!"
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
“Stop filming us, Tarantino!”
Eridianne
HEY WHAT THE FUCK
fishmaceins
Ah man... I was hoping to never see this again...
IveBeenOnHereForHours
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
Upvoted to remind everyone that you can mute users. On desktop (because imgur purposely ruined their mobile web version in a pitiful attempt to make people switch to the app) its the 3 dots in the top right. Don't forget to mute me! Thanks. Peace yall