Twitter in a nutshell

Sep 12, 2021 5:16 PM

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Schrodinger's Racist is very common.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh come on, this sounds fun actually

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 23

Met a guy who bragged about stealing money from a homeless mans cup and everyone was like what the fuck. Became a “joke” really quick.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Thanos was right!" - Are you willing to die or ok with your family remembers dying? - "Lol I was just kidding".

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just assume most of what comes out of my mouth will be not very satisfying

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To quote Krusty the Clown - "It was a joke! When you give me that look, it was a joke!"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, I’m a schrodingers idiot!!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to be confused with the Puppetmaster Defense: "I was actually just trolling you trololol I was the mastermind all along"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a joke! Whenever you gjve me that look, it's a joke!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"hell ya! that's me! where do i sign up?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I find this happens far more often that someone was being sarcastic and someone took them literally. Sarcasm doesnt work great in text.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Social media in a nutshell.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

President Rodrigo Duterte

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel personally attacked.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So, Trump then?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought schrodinger's idiot would be someone who said something stupid sounding that sometimes would be smart when looked at more closely

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Haha funny but true! huh? Oh wait you disagree and can prove it wrong? Well guess what? It's just a meme! See I'm no longer responsible!"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The "I was joking bro" is a joke on itself by now

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brilliant

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ummmm, Trump, perhaps?

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

You win a prize for the correct response

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You mispelt reddit/facebook/imgur/youtube/....

4 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 4

Social media is fucking cancer. I’m not joking. It is. So do with that as you will

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Imgur at least usually fact checks. But even still has its flaws

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Steam, twitter, Instagram, grindr, snapchat, discord....

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I've seen this in real life too. "Oh, that insult? I was just joking. Get thicker skin." Those people lose friends quickly, though.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a strange way of spelling social media ?

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

That's a simpler way to put it. But yeah, specifying twitter is just ridiculous, it's basically everywhere. :p

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Once Tumblr closed it's nsfw parts it got a whole lot worse on Twitter because the weirdos came rushing in to combine with the weirdos

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They already had.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Interesting. I know my experience is only anecdotal but...that ain't the areas I hear "just a joke" from.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've always called this Schrödinger's Douchebag.

4 years ago | Likes 301 Dislikes 0

This. Its not being stupid, its being an asshole.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah. The guy at work who makes sexual innuendos at the girls, then decides if he's joking or not based on their reaction.

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Haha we should bang haha lol jk... unless?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does your work have HR department? As far as I know, joking is not an excuse anymore.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Doesn't stop conservatives. 'Locker room talk' is the excuse I think.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The trick is to play dumb. "I don't get it, what do you mean?" "Can you explain the joke?"

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought that excuse only works if you're rich

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0