drestinblack
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This guy fucks and gives zero fucks about it #uber #robbery
Oct 7, 2021 1:34 AM
drestinblack
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This guy fucks and gives zero fucks about it #uber #robbery
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
It's gotta be difficult to rob the elderly. At some point a convenient accident will supercede their current ailments
neeners
“It’s a digital world, bro.”
nitur
I wonder if that was a real gun. It could be the mic but the gun sounds plastic when he draws it.
TorrentialUpPour
Most modern pistols have frames made of plastic.
RSMT
bg6720148
Drive back and run that punk over... woops, was I thinking out loud..
CoolmanDizzle
HillOfBeans
Guy sounds like Alan Rickman
CptnRonen
Dude trying to rob an Uber, what in the actual. Are they seriously this stupid? That’s 5 stars for sure.
whes24
Gives him 4 because he arrived 10 minutes later than expected
brianthefly
“That motherfucker just robbed me!”
TiptronicS
This guy is my hero for 2021
EclecticSheep
digital world bro! best comeback ever
Jupman
Yea I drive lift the might get 2 dollars and I can turn off my cards so I might as well not give it to you them.
PointBeliever
i see at least two marriage in this man
notthatkaren
And a teenage daughter.
ErgoVisaVisConcordantly
Worked not just because the guy had enormous gonads but also the robber had enough reasoning to know he shouldn’t Murder for pocket change
GeForcen
I mean he is going to get shot for either crime anyway.
ErgoVisaVisConcordantly
Some drugged fuelled emotional imbeciles might have killed him though
FoxyEllie
Exactly. This is why it borders upon foolhardiness to challenge the guy with the gun.
Jthechef
There is no place with cash any more. Not even food trucks have much cash. Last resort, charity & tip jars. What a loser!
bycz
- "Give me your wallet!"
- "No."
Never realized how powerful statement a simple "no" is.
TheAllarion
Reminded me of this: https://youtu.be/9yHYAG01aaY
jherazob
Yes!
WehWehWeh
That’d be a tip from me
alicefreak47
"Stay in school and diversify your portfolio".
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
All drivers should get tipped, unless they just suck.
reichstein
Or work in a country with decent wages.
Eramik
Drivers, and all other workers, should be paid enough that tips are not a thing
Whyareyouactuallyreadingallofthis
Of course...but they aren't yet .. so if you're using the service, tip the worker. Don't take your issue with the system out on them.
InconspicuousLampshade
Looks like Gary Oldman, sounds like Jeff Bridges.
ihatepeacocks
I hope his rider gave him 5 stars.
DeviatedPrevert
that's a really good way to get shot
deltree5
And he still had no fucks to give.
5ynic
It's also probably true that he had no cash tho, so other answers might have made things worse.
BrutallyHonest
Starring Gary Oldman
Stern26
the guy in the back seat is on Zanax "ahh Look at You , FUcking Awseome..
ItsWaluigitime
Xanax* lay off the zans buf
Stern26
sorry zanacks
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Asshole scum
Noob3rts
You see the guy in the back keeping watch? Fuck that shit
1nonlyS
Uber drivers have no money, that’s why they are Uber drivers
drestinblack
You can make good money driving Uber. And it’s a. Ice way to make extra money even if you already have a job.
Wmcmwa
Mad kudos to those who get home after a day's work and are able to go back the fuck to work
1nonlyS
Not a cash money job either way
drestinblack
You can make decent tips, off book
1nonlyS
Nice
hotmessactual
You hear how light that slide rack is? That's an air soft pistol.
lysergia
Ha! I didn't even see the passenger until the end.
amundost
I didn't see the passengers until I read this comment and checked...
3wattbulb
He was just along for the ride
poormansarianagrande
“Whoa look at you fucking awesome” -playing it cool like he wasn’t shitting himself in the backseat
whes24
Slowly reaches for the baby wipes/paper towels in the back of the seat
Spuduck
Makes a change from drunken vomit i guess
MyleKeville
This might be just an elaborate way to get more tips. The ‘robber’ is in on it.
Yupurineutah
That's a dangerous game. There's a lot of CCW people out there.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Dude in the backseat just needed his hands & arms
torp
I like very much the fact that the passenger didn't even try to get away. Reinforce the impression for the robber that nobody gives a f***.
Fattbeard
That man hasn't had a fuck to give in decades.
HandoB4Javert
Is this groundhog uber? That loop works perfectly.
ZRAAA78
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
Not about himself or his passenger. He could have easily gotten himself killed and his passenger would have been shot as a witness. Don't...
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
be suicidal when someone else's life is on the line too. Not worth it for a wallet.
BlacknCrimsonRose
If he'd complied, he could have gotten shot. The difference of getting shot or not lies with the criminal, not the victim.
BlacknCrimsonRose
And statistically, most armed robbers dont have intentions to shoot resisting victims. They use the gun intimidate victims into compliance.
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
Ultimately yes, but it doesn't take an IQ over 86 to figure out that handing your wallet over is the smartest move.Esp.with a camera running
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
If you have the guy on camera, why play the hero? It's not victim blaming to point out it's a bad idea to provoke someone holding a gun.
BlacknCrimsonRose
Because in many jurisdictions police wont even investigate a robbery for petty cash & other wallet contents. Especially if you comply.
cosonfused
do cars not have automatic locking doors anymore?
ObliviousStranger
My 2012 Jaguar XF did but for some reason my 2018 Toyota CH-R doesn't and I kinda hate it
MapleSyrupMafia
A lot of cars will unlock the doors when putting it in park. You can disable it on some if you live in Chicago.
Gwaeron86
only certain manufacturers implemented that. It can be enabled with others through a dealership though.
cosonfused
wait, for real? is this something only for US-brands? Every single european or asian brand has this. Even the shittiest and cheapest cars.
SergeyPrkl
They have, but you have to let passengers in... So you unlock them.
cosonfused
the passenger was already sitting in the car, so the far should have be locked again. unless he just got in and didn't have the time.
SergeyPrkl
They lock when you move. Until that they won't lock (Risk for locking your self out. Some cars have this, possibility for a time setting).
nonobnoxiouskpopfan
There's uber pool, where multiple people ride together for cheaper but different drop off points