Alittledistantshiningstar
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Aug 14, 2021 11:59 AM
Alittledistantshiningstar
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stuncool3000
I prefer the one shot out airplane
Megamastermetamememaker
She was cool about it. I would have been like immediately aaaaaaarh...
AhhhhComeOn
Put a bird on it
ThanosTheGreat
She has been chosen
scottgarland12
Those abs tho
EwokDude
That's worth two in the bush, as I understand the rules to work.
dekket
Them abs tho. Damn.
OGymruOGymro
I was expecting her to get hit with a fish...
cryborg
Not the first time she's held a cockatoo. Ok ok I'm leaving...
spidermenz
TatanyaTanatia
That would have been a weird angle to see myself piss myself in.
kitskinner19538
Bird on bird action ?
Brhino
Where is that type of bird native? Would you find one at a beach, or is it a pet sent in from offscreen for the lulz?
DangerIsMyMiddleName
I grew up on the coast in Australia. Cockatoos were everywhere, but I never saw one on the actual beach.
mephiston
Seen plenty by the beach in Melbourne, because theres grass parks along most of the beaches, like in St Kilda. Plus people feed em.
KnucleheadFlow
'stralia
kddk8s
Looks like a cockatoo, not a perch...
Charcharm
That’s pretty cool, I say eating Chinese delivery food. God I need to get in shape.
sirlapins
wait till a mob of 5 land on ya back fence, in 90seconds the rest of 20/30 flock arrive. worst outback mobs of 100 +
ugn1
Got a bird for free? Cool
Toenail666
when I try to do that girls slap me away.
GuitarBobMonterey
What's w/ the 'end too soon' tendencies around here?
franciscoairodu9000
That tummy, damn.
kaius92
Bet she could catch a cockatoo if she wanted to.
PrinceSamaSanChanKun
Bird aside she looked like she was gonna snap in half
Goodthingsdontalwayscometoyou
"Oh look, a tree!"
grandpasonlylivingheir
When the bird flew in it added 2 more pixels to the 5 already there.
Gray365
Disney Princess yoga?
ChocoladeMelkSnor
Yesstyle
Tryna sniff that fish taco
Imademyselfsquirtle
Long live... The king!
KeyMasher
Onsvaltti
Kauan eläköön kuningas
SingingandDancingInTheRain
Dog have monkey sussed.
DrMarioSThompson
Good dog
pareidoliaperson
Bad balance
pareidoliaperson
Amazing body, but that's one of the easiest position to do in yoga, is it not?
seckzie
It could hardly be the easiest since it involves balancing on one leg. Many positions use both legs or sitting or lying. Must be easier?
pareidoliaperson
I just started (power) yoga, dancer pose is fairly easy, as in easy to balance and the strength needed. Advanced warrior balances are 1
pareidoliaperson
much harder. Not that accuse her of anything but regarding the pose./2
seckzie
Ok, i will take your word for it have never done yoga but i do other stuff and anything involve standing on one leg usually is harder. :)
Psycho3968
She's seen a 'cock or two' before. Thankyou, I'll see myself out. ?
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
Is she a disney princess now?
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Goldmarble
No, she's a pirate now!
fbutt09
Her beauty and the moonlight over threw ya
Thedewk
this is just a common day in aus if you put your limbs out for cockies to land on
jjsjosCreator
you put you limbs out and cockies land on them? sounds like somes perfect holiday
NorwegianSheepknuller
No, she just cough a sky rat.
SilverFish0
Not a hard rule but usually a parent need to die also
Imademyselfsquirtle
Better than a porn princess?
jjsjosCreator
my ex gf's dad is a disney princess. all manner of wild animals love him. he just walked up and picked up and snuggled a fox pup. he's a
jjsjosCreator
redneck Dr. Doolittle. super sweet man tho , her familly was awsome , if a bit eccentric
Jemmos
I once walked up to a goose and grabbed it by the neck and handed it to a passing cop. does that count? (note - ran like fck after handoff)
jjsjosCreator
yes haha like that fisherman who hugs pelicans
Bureaucromancer
I'm picturing this happening out of the blue, so a very confused cop who doesn't start chasing Jemmos until he's well out of sight.
umbrellamaker
Not until she hits at least a sustained high f in a song about what she wants
igobeder
Cool birds, but have you, as a stranger, been in someones house, that owns one? Motherfuckers will split your eardrums. Still cool tho.
keyblader1985
Yes, I've been in a homeowner's house. /s
igobeder
True and false. I would venture that the bank usually owns more of the house than the occupant. Ha.
SpicyPeanuts27
Neighbors have one they put outside we get to hear him all day.
Gayforbae
The liquor store where my bf works has one a parrot. Hes pretty quiet except for his damn bell. And him calling everybody a "WHOOOOORE"
TyrannusEquus
Thats the coolest liquor store bird
geraldnorthbird818
I heard they're fun at weddings and kids birthday parties
tehtariksghost
I wonder if the bird gets some alcohol from the store owner when no one's looking
TyrannusEquus
I had one that the owner gave him wine. He was a bit of a mess. Ended up loving a neighbor so now he lives with him. Both are very happy.
sum0
Now I'm curious about how a drunk parrot would behave lol, they are already so neurotic to begin with.
igobeder
We had a parrot when I was kid, that came out of Mexico, he loved to drink a little tequila from a coke cap, then would curse in Spanish
TyrannusEquus
Loud. Freaking loud and bitey, but still wants attention. But thats a macaw. They are not for everyone and not for me.
mephiston
Ah, the sulphur crested cockatoo. You just know when it landed it was screaming the bird equivalent of "WHAT UP FUCKFACE? HERE I AM"
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giantegg
I think a lot of parrot species can live longer than humans, but yes cockatoos can live a seriously long time. they're also MASSIVE CUNTS
mephiston
They're basically the bird equivalent of vindictive drunk toddlers
Morthera
They're the sassiest birds in existence
n3ckr0mantic
WAT DOING
Theotokoss
I see this bird entering rooms like Kuzco.
OhIfIMust
That bird was totally just hanging around at random, and in no way sent to land on her specifically to make this video, nosiree…
erroniousmaximus
In Australia those are wild birds. So that’s entirely a possible thing. especially if it’s used to living around people.
OhIfIMust
Fair enough.
Scylia
They can be taught very basic speech like other parrot species, so it may have legit been saying that, wild ones that have been let loose 1/
Scylia
sometimes teach the other birds how to swear at people. /2
rssplowman
Good for them. As a species, we deserve it.
LordofSandvich
What we DON'T deserve, hopefully, is the sound the fuckers make, at 135 decibels.
Shitposting2017
This is why I come here. Thanks for the laugh