DispatchMinion
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may the hamsters be fed for eternity
Apr 2, 2025 4:08 AM
DispatchMinion
27893
975
62
may the hamsters be fed for eternity
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
I once cooked and ate 3 pounds of bacon in a day. I don't know why I am still alive.
Corbal2
I’m in breakfast heaven!
DocWino
How bacon pile remains long enough to be photographed is mind boggling to me. It must have started much taller.
Xaiydee
I better ...
itsallaboutthecones
If this doesn't work, expect a letter from my lawyer within the fortnight.
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
(Me eating bacon as I read this) « fuck yeah »
wambu
revasseur
Shaodyn
I'd better not risk it. Bacon is important.
gaggmaggot
Baconlovesyoutoo
This is the way.
Jaqdakloun
My chest hurts
DispatchMinion
OMGitsBinDay
Doismellbacon
I knew I smelled bacon around here somewhere! Finally https://media1.giphy.com/media/d1E24k5FeRBIz5ni/200w.webp?cid=a57373e5ocvz5eqek5c5qr31fscydlpbwskfb483l1uo0sfk&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g
TheMoonBnuuy
leis
Nnoitra77
Ouch, my arteries
Leaveittojebus
Aefinn
"upvote..."
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Jokes on me, I'm vegetarian
80mtn
rookie23
Excuse me, I asked for all the bacon you have,
Naaglis
Millenials will post this and then wonder how Gen Z clock them immediately and keeps making fun of them.
Katzenkorps
Only if it is fried crispy.
allyouneedtodoisbreathe
Oh, my artieries?
emu314159127001
I feel like that's a terribly composed pile. I get all the main draining has been done, but you can see where it's going to drip over the side
Corbal2
Shut up and EAT!🙂
emu314159127001
Well that goes without saying: ) nom nomnom
DispatchMinion
bacon grease lubes the wheels
Corbal2
I’m also gonna need my arteries lubed.
DispatchMinion
it will be done
justuschickens
...but that's only a half order.
pixelsnader
I think it's an order of magnitude.
DarwinsWeasel
You mean that is only second breakfast?!
Steel723
What about third breakfast?
DrKonrad
Gravevoid
https://media3.giphy.com/media/WV90IWzg80OZ3q87LH/200w.webp?cid=a57373e5nvikw0tihc4p4qyouy01hkx0gqtsrbutooy48n3e&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g
poscduke
I know what I'm about son
Magnar1183
Bacon is overrated.
CaptainQuarkk
D:
inkican
At least it isn't your mom - she's rated E for Everyone
Magnar1183
You wouldn't say that if you saw the retarded-ass cunt. Anti-vaxxer, Trump supporting, "believes America is founded on Christianity" shitbag cunt.
furioustomato
This gives me serious anxiety. I adore bacon and I have never gotten tired of eating it to the point where I was too full to eat any more. I have also never seen a stack or pile of bacon that was too large to eat in one meal. ....I am genuinely afraid of what would happen if I had a pile of bacon this big.
Hashbrown123
I work at Dunks, so I have actually reached the point where bacon just doesn't appeal to me anymore.
furioustomato
In that case, you have achieved a spiritual level that I could never even hope to understand.
ElvisCatStello
Haha worked at a breakfast restaurant for years when i was younger. Can def relate!
DocWino
That’s why I never became a gynecologist or breast examiner.
inkican
@doIsmellbacon???
Doismellbacon
I'm already here, @inkican Check the sloth GIF below
inkican
Doismellbacon
https://media1.giphy.com/media/26ufgSwMRqauQWqL6/200w.webp?cid=a57373e57bdimpzqcdrcvjet932qak0ntj929o0fugp5cx19&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g
inkican