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I mean, its just going to fall off again... so she made the right decision.
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MONEY
AreThoseMyFeet
And had a baby. Ohh wait, who the fk cares?
BadgerSims
Maybe Laura’s behind on shit because she’s too busy comparing her life to millionaire government funded celebrities.
moeojelly
dole bludgers
efemral
Lived here 4 years. The other day I figured out what one of the light switches does.
theJellificationofStuff
switch on light?
efemral
Yes. Thanks for making me feel even more stupid :)
theJellificationofStuff
you're welcome :D
MainlyHereForTheSpellingAndPuns
I'm glad you learned this. This truly makes me happy.
TheManInTheWall
It helps to be rich
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
I met Prince Harry in Turkey. He is very tall. His real name is Henry.
thesmelge
8 years ago, I decided enough was enough and it was time to seriously looking at relationships, and now today I'm still looking at them.
MementoMoriMotherFucker
@ButchMcKenzie
manny12345
Let's be honest we are all too busy binging netflix. Meghan probs hasn't seen making a murderer
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Who are these people
Rengii
PoopFrosting
after a year in my new home i finally threw out an ugly rug the sellers left. we're all gonna make it.
PW28
I still have a t-shirt from when I was 10 that I use to wipe up dog drool.
squintish
Damn I had the perfect use for that.
rrahl66
Step one...be ridiculously wealthy
ChaoticAtmosphere
Me neither
Higure
"receive" follows the rule "i before e, except after c, when the sound is ee".
thisusernameisreallyunavailable
I spit whiskey all over my keyboard when I read this...
York13
They both had quite a few relationships before that.. Harry had a 7 year relationship with some blond goddess
HistoryMonk
To be fair they haven’t hung a towel rail in that time frame either. TIL hanging a towel rail is harder than getting married and pregnant.
CleverIsSexy
Solution: Marry someone with servants. Tell them to fix the towel bar.
HeDaGeiBoi
Maybe if you weren't so busy paying attention to other people's lives: you'd be more capable of maintaining your own
88wut
Harry doesn’t use towels either.
iamthisguy247
I mean, it’s not like he has real life responsibilities to distract him. And he didn’t have to plan that wedding.
barnwolf
He doesn't? I just assumed those people are constantly busy with things they can't blow off without it being a big deal.
iamthisguy247
I can’t imagine it’s as time consuming as commuting to a 9-5, coming home, making your own dinner, doing your laundry, dishes, etc
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
THIS!
Hrafna55
Or pay for it. I paid for it. And the rest of the UK tax payers. £32 million.
msbilliejean
Is the royal family really tax funded? I remember reading somewhere that they already have money/actually earn it (?) *curious 'murican*
GSCultist
Technically tax funded. However, the government controls their estates and takes all the profit from them, which is enough to cover it+more.
destingray
Not really tax funded. They bring in lots of money from estates etc and give it over to gov in exchange for effectively, an allowance.
mitharas
If i remember other posts correctly, the royal family is a net gain for the UK. They had sources, I'm lazy though.
letsbakecookies
32 million divided by 60 million (tax paying population of the UK) =£0.53. You paid less than a pound. Quit your whinging.
superpaul79
Yes amazing how a prince of the British royal family managed to get a woman to quickly "fall in love" with him and get married. Mystery.
tumppu
Divorce in 3 years, with meghan going on a 10 year tour of us cable tv shows and harry crawling into a bottle.
ThomasThundersword
to be fair, she is if not a royal in the Us certainly a noble woman by our standards. a member of the aristocracy.
McFluffySundae
Meghan was obsessed with the royal family since she was a kid and always wanted to "be a princess" so I question the amount of "love" here
Reenieonthepc365
I before E except after C, or when sounded like A as in neighbor or weigh
bthighlander
And Christmas or birthdays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!
ZOMGNO
At 13, I told my English teacher the bit with the A, and he wrote it down. I wondered why he was teaching me all year... He was rubbish.
Callistan
Weird.
Randomice
I moved into this house over 10 years ago. I still have one room full of boxes that were never unpacked.
lostlittletimeonthis
I moved 13 years ago... Never put a lamp in the varanda
squintish
I grew up in a military family. We ALWAYS had a room like that.
yourbassist
Well then, my 3 weeks don't feel so bad then.
NotYourNiceSkitty
Sounds like you have too much stuff ...
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
My parents still have boxes from moving in 1992. We have no clue what's in them
kingkongkeom
secretly wrap all the boxes up as presents & then when Christmas comes put them under the tree, every family member get one, should be fun:)
mendrak
Sounds like a goldmine. If they have any old toys all that 80s and 90s shit is worth a mint now.
ImmaEaty0Face
We just moved, 4th time in 20 yrs. Mom still had boxes labeled from the first move. Told her its been long enough & go through em or dumpste
kingkongkeom
secretly wrap all the boxes up as presents & then when Christmas comes put them under the tree, every family member get one, should be fun:)
maincarrot
ey buddy! me too! I'm letting you know this because i'm the guy that's happier when i'm not the only one getting a C-
CarreraCowboy
I move all the time and have just designated a handful of containers as “never need to be opened” so they go from attic to attic.
raindropped
I want to come over and unpack them.
homoerection
Me, too. That’s just wasted space!
DeltaNovum
I've been living here over a year now and recently asked my younger brother help me to unpack and order my stuff in that 1 room. I need to
DeltaNovum
know what I can give away, what I'm able to sell secondhand and what to keep. After that I will turn it into a big hobby room. I feel like I
DeltaNovum
just need that second set of eyes and thoughts on it to actually get it organized.
katienicole007
Just donate that stuff. Its already in boxes to move out.
stronomer
Exactly. Because if you didn't need it in a decade, you don't need it.
citrus7652
Who would want 5 boxes of pre-owned body parts?
theplayahaterball
Isn't any body part technically "pre-owned"?
Hellrzr33
Yep good advice I recently donated 10 big boxes of like 5 years old to my local Goodwill and library, now have so much space.
Elvirana
before we moved I tried to get rid of quite a few still-good things, but ended up throwing them out cause no-one wanted them.
Hellrzr33
It happens, but there is always someone in need or find you local shelter or go to a scrapyard and sell it for some money.
Elvirana
we tried fleamarkets, ebay and just putting it out the front door for people to take it. Some stuff we got rid off, but not a lot.
Valitheda
I feel you. Been up here since June and haven't unpacked boxes in what's supposed to be the master bedroom.
pilotperson
If it's stuff you don't need then you're effectively just storing it. No problem there.
vowofloudness
"Hoarding" might be a more honest word choice.
pilotperson
Depends on what the stuff is, but I agree, could be the case. I’m guilty of it too.
mattchooks
Right?! I call it the I dont give a fuck room. Can you believe some amateurs only have like a drawer?
HiImChrisWilsonFromGrindingGearGames
I also have a "i dont give a fuck" room, in my 1 room apartment
GreedyJungle
Same here buddy
bakeddragon
Same. The unopened boxes mock me as I walk past.
Randomice
Pfft...it's like they don't even try.
boethius
My home office is also the don't give a fuck room. Steadily the contents of "don't give a fuck" encroach on my desk.
IPoopOnCompanyTime
That's the while back half of my house
chocoooouuuuh
I consider it a stress free room, because its allowed to be a mesh
luciferian669
I have multiple drawers and rooms , 18 months now
AlmondWilliams
I think they pay people to put up their towels
isitworthitthenlemmelurkit
I mean, getting someone pregnant can take as little as ten secon...minutes! So whatevs.
SirChadwellHeath
5 seconds - Boris Becker
jackpkmn
I'm not sure i would be ok letting someone i knew for 2 years be in my house unattended let alone marry them.
fidormula
Well, they have the money to pay people to hang towel racks and move entire families, because their ancestors excelled at exploitating ours.
ThomasThundersword
not mine. they lost two wars to us xD
fidormula
OK. What's your heritage?
ThomasThundersword
Red white and blue blooded american. (after 6 generations i get to ignore the brits and praise the rebels without hypocrisy, since we won.
ThomasThundersword
2/2 not to say the things the american govn't has done haven't also been terrible genocidal, and generally evil. but still.