And the horse you rode in on...

Dec 3, 2022 9:35 PM

CitizenK9

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LOOK AT THAT SHLONG !!

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From the comic "Crossed" if anyone is interested. Guys I was in college with read it, showed me Horsecock and the bowl of bullets scene.

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This reminds me to buy condoms.

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Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home!!

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That guy looks ripped as well

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Yeah I was stuck looking at that gorgeous man first

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Jezzzeus. That's one fine stud.

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This is why absolutely every horse that appears on tv and movies is female

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Banana for scale

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For those made uncomfortable by this post, I offer you 'Fentons Horse ranch, where you're the one that's hung'

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*Nazgul screeching intensifies

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More Hrsprs than my Honda civic

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Something, something, terrorboner /a/jUeedun

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Amazed that guy can still walk

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Now that's a banana!

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Lmao I didn’t see that on first viewing ?? I was like ooo big boi

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The definition of cock-diesel.

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Look past the dick, its cool.

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I got banned from using my communication feature on Xbox for saying that…and a few expletives.

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The 5 legged horse !

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Or a horse with 5 legs.

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Congratulations! It’s a boy!

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And what a boy

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Magnificent!

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Don't report me!!

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Looks like it weighs over 15,000 pounds

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How many washing machines is that?

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I think you mean 1500 pounds. The record is 3000 in England

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This horse isn’t from here Abby, you can’t be calling me a lair!

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How much do you think the rest of the horse weighs?

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Tsanks

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Couldn’t scroll down fast enough to find this

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Size doesn’t matter.

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"It's the perfect size! The big ones hurt after too many times."

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You can’t be calling me a lair

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Okay well this horse isn’t from here Abby you can’t be callin me a lair

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Callin me a lair…

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This horse is bigger and huger than any on I’ve had before…

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1500?

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no bitch, I got papers!

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Nope, add another 0 to that

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There's no way she could be that much

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We got papers on her tellling us her weight

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The record for weight is 3336

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yeah and the horse is pretty big too

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Ya, that’s a big ol’ horse.

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This horse is bigger and huger than any horse ive own

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Imagine being the infantryman on the battlefield the gets knocked out by that thing. "What hit you, some kind of club?" "Uh... yeah... yup."

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@ElbowDeepInAHorse absolute unit in all respects

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Time to go shoulder deep...

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That boy could hump a hole through reinforced concrete.

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The eloquence of that sentence is magnificent

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Lucky concrete

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And probably hit oil.

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I just read your FAQ and I think I might have helped an AI meet an early grave.

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…or a poor untrained stable boy …

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JFC I'm keeling over as laughter turned to deep coughing

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halleluja

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I nearly went past this post, then I thought of you and your response. Thank you for your work and may it continue in the new year.

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Whoa!

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‘We’ll rescue you!’ ~ ‘It’s OK! Come back in 5 minutes!’

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Wow that is kinda terrifying

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Ask Mr. Hands how well that scenario plays out.

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Don't look at it

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Why not? It's glorious. I'd be proud af if I were this blessed

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Too late

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My brother in Christ, I looked at nothing else for the entire clip. v

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How come horse have two tails

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Of my sweet summer child

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"hoodie penis eat in obscenis"

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If you got it, flaunt it.

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lmfao I didnt notice it till I saw this comment

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It's hard not to

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It's hard not

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Looks pretty floppy tbh

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It's hard either way, unless we've got a Schrodonger's horse's cock situation in our hands.

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It’s not too hard

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Wow five legs

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I don't think Zeus ever GOT fucked, that was more Loki's wheelhouse.

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Nice

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Is this horse male or female?

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As far as I can tell, that's imgur's favourite part of a horse.

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Too late! Oh God, it's too late!

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Look at what...OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!

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That was the only thing I could look at once it made its appearance. Like. Just all out there

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I'm gonna learn video editing just so I can zoom in, edit and loop it so all I'm looking at is it.

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In my defense, I was looking for a chicken

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Honestly, I thought it'd be bigger.

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That's about half mast lol!

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Huh? Oh. Oh….

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Oh look at this swingin’ dick telling us all what and what not to look at.

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At what?

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I didn't until you said it.

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Can’t not.

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Don't tell me what to do

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Swinging between the knees. :)

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How can we miss it?!!?!?!?!! HOW?????????

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YOU FIRST D:

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Isn't nature beautiful?

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I bet you measure dick size in fruit flies.

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my friend wants to know what comic this is from

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This would be a one-off comic strip for @ElbowDeepInAHorse book image number 2749140 on derpi.

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Alt version is up there too, now with 100% more horse pussy!

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Can somepony tech me how to use derpibooru? I cannot find anything for the life of me.

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Figured it out. Still can’t find your account there. :(

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