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Jun 28, 2025 6:05 AM
SkyPigeon123
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Rabidwoodchuck1119
I thought bananas are for scale.
carbonar1
I can't even be fucked downvoting this feeble cry for attention. I'll call it out though. Dickhead.
pocketmeat
Cute chicken
noonrise
Kitty: This is my watermelon bed. Now go away, I need a nap.
pointsForNothing
I love the american way to create new verbs from nouns all the time.
malacalypse
Amen.
eromitlab
Good void
msfeatherbottom
Hate to be that person, but there’s no way that sweet little void scaled a slippery round object of that scale lol. Still adorable, but mommy put him there.
CaldariBob
I hope kitty got lucky and approached from the rear, so as to avoid getting crushed.
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
ᴰᵃˢ ᶦˢᵗ ᵐᵉᶦⁿᵉ ᵂᵃˢˢᵉʳᵐᵉˡᵒⁿᵉ! ᴹᵉᶦⁿᵉ!
Badgerbadgerson3
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN! There's a kitten in my home....sitting on a watermel own!
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Zeterai
https://imgur.com/5EAHPSY
realbluesofa
Very well
Mostlydeadpool
"I need dis" - tiny void.
Lavibot
I know when I leave my watermelon lying around this always happens!!
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Mostlydeadpool
goes to show that cats will sleep on the highest thing they can climb onto.
CanITouch
Can I touch.
LydiaLPineault
Very cute! 🐈⬛️
dixxienormus
The cat is longing for a higher altitude, achieved by flying across the room.
WeaponizedJerk
Why do you have a watermelon casually laying on the ground?
redtruck
Where else is kitty going to sit?
JoVaLDrawsShittudes
Its really hard to get watermelons in the competetive mood. So they usually sit around casually instead.
pilomotor
It's round. If you put it on a counter, the cat might push it off the edge and smash it open. By putting it on the floor from the start, you can keep its potential energy to a minimum and prevent that.
WeaponizedJerk
Have you had many kittens smash watermelons by pushing them off counters during your life? :D
pilomotor
No, but I assume they also have an adult cat capable of such mischief.
AvailingCow8
Why did they have a watermelon on the floor
Oatmealman1
So they can put the kitten on it to take pictures for their fake internet friends
pilomotor
It's round. If you put it on a counter, the cat might push it off the edge and smash it open. By putting it on the floor from the start, you can keep its potential energy to a minimum and prevent that.
MarishkaGinny
Now listen here. I, a chaos goblin, can envision a situation where you’re bringing in groceries and you’re out of room on the counter so you set the watermelon in the floor. Or perhaps you’re trying to carry too much and you have to accept that it’s not working so you abandon the watermelon mid-trip. What I’m saying is anything is possible with ADHD.
StephenDaniels
Internet points.
reichstein
So they could place a kitten on it and take a photo for internet points.
Mehlbox
It slipped off the hydraulic press test table?
321plum
Because that's where it fucking goes. Don't waste our time with silly questions.
notsurewhattocallthis
That's not a watermelon, it is just a kitchen ornament. [My family bought watermetions and never cut them up]
Trankia12
So that the kitten could “decide” to loaf on it. You know for internet points.
malacalypse
They aren't convenient for square-biased shelves.
areyouelonmusk
I didn't realize we were watermelon shaming now
shorey66
It was the style at the time
zafner
That's not what happened. They were growing some watermelons in a field and then decided to build a house there. They actually built the house around the watermelon and just never bothered to move it because it wasn't really in the way
Colopty
At this point the watermelon is load bearing.
spookywhispering
When I don't have room in the fridge I put the watermelon on top of a floor vent and bump the AC down a few degrees for about an hour before I cut it so it's at least a little cool.
IntelligentLake
It's the law. Why, don't you have a watermelon on the floor?
SexyBarnacleDicks
Asking the right questions. I can't believe there's folk out there with no watermelon on the floor. Shambolic.
BroccoliCabbagePatch
It's for the dog. He's a melon collie.
WhoHim
AzraelEternity
EBlade19889
His name is Billy
Timpani
Neuronyx
albester
Ouch. Take your upvote, but we hates you.
malacalypse
That's infinitely sad.
jimmythehat1
I adore that that's in the zeitgeist.
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
We just need to rub it's jelly belly
BearRaid
Sometimes, you just know that a photo was at least semi-staged, but you can look past it because you get to see a kitten on a watermelon. Sometimes it just doesn’t matter.
crapybarra
100% staged. There's no way that cat got on there by itself.
BearRaid
As the other old saying goes, doesn’t matter, saw cat.
BrockEffingSamson
An excellent old saying
BrockEffingSamson
As the old saying goes, you can lead a cat to a watermelon, but you can't make it loaf.