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I disagree.
Edit: Admittedly, this was not for my kid, but one of his friends. If it were, there would have been no hesitation.
FP Edit: for those asking, it's at Target.
RubberDuckie18
#1?
tuxedobob
Depends on the kid.
Tryagainnow
I want to give it to my Mother in law for her b-day. She's a real gem and will either really enjoy it or all her kids will.
Omnimorph2112
Niiiice
Caliban1972
Very much depends on the child. I think most would like it, but I know a few who wouldn't.
smidkid
Not enough blood n veins if you ask me
Baughr
Lol i love it. Where'd you get it?
millerfamilyisawesome350
Seems perfect for 9yo
MiniMegaOfParagonCity
My brother would love that, he's 43.
FlapJaxAttack
My niece and nephew gave me this card last year and I will never throw it away. It's my favorite ever
th1cklikesitth1cker
no that's adorable and hilarious 100% appropriate
tibris
speaking as someone who was once a 9 year old boy, it is perfect!
efemral
My 9 year old daughter has a fascination with five nights at Freddie’s. This card is nothing!
Tsouth22
My 9 year old would find it hilarious
Zootsoot
The kid would LOVE IT!
commonmind872
What? Kids that age play imaginary games about killing each other and cutting off body parts. They visualize that shit early. F’n send it!
NoOutlet920
My 9 year old son couldn’t contain his laughter when we got this card for his older sister. I’m guessing it’ll be fine!
TalulaRoo
My 7 yo daughter would LOVE that!
WordyWordsington
My 9y/o daughter approves. ? I suppose it's kid dependent. Know your audience.
diesel01
Yeah, there are kids who would love this and kids who would be distressed
x1xruex1x
pzummo
Today’s my birthday. This is the best card I’ve seen. Thank you!
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
Also my birthday today! Happy birthday :D
nickamont
Happy Birthday to both of you!
x1xruex1x
I can't find it on targets website, anyone got a link? Or must i brave the rona to find this thing
nickamont
Hate to say it, but you probably have to brave the Rona. They don't seem to bother selling individual cards online.
swellguy18
Definitely not too creepy. Many children aren't delicate little flowers. They're just wayyyy undeveloped adults.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
I want to give this to my 73 year old father. He would love it.
ydwyrd
Well my dad's birthday is coming up...
Beardgoesalltheway
I would have LOVED this as a 9 yo
NecroNikolai13
I would love this now
Beardgoesalltheway
Same here
OptimusPlatypus
My 8 year old would crack up at that
itsthevoiceman
I'll be 40 next September. Even I would enjoy this. Especially with the hook and loop suggestion from @eviltwintepe
digitalizard
My oldest son is 8. 8yr olds really are about the best for peak goofy humor.
PrisonDonkey
My 37 year old ass just did crack up to it
nickamont
Right? I'm 40 and died laughing in the store.
dahhmann
My 63 year old dad would crack up at this as well
yhppy
Yes..yes...8yr olds...yes
ThomasTheWankEnglne
could only be better if it screamed when you opened it
Ryebread91
That might make it too scary for some but better for the parents watching.
StellarJay77
And velcroed closed.
Cyranojoe
Put in an audio chip.
Ghostlogicz
Ah yiss screaming as you open it and Velcro to give a rip sound and resistance as you pry the face off , time to make some money halmark
hirosjimma
Holy shit if that was a thing I'd buy such a stack my friends would get tired of them
Ghlargh
It's even better if you make your own! If they aren't too squeamish you could use some zombie movie images for the inside.
hirosjimma
eviltwintepe
It's a fine line. Would be better if the card was velcroed closed.
ThereAreChameleonsEverywhereProbably
Ah yes, you mean Hook and Loop Tape.
kaymon
snarkface
Get this person a promotion! That's the kind of A+ thinking we need!
twfx
You user name is apt. Brilliant.
nickamont
That would be awesome and very easy to do. I'll have to get it and save it for my kid. Too bad his bday is in August.
PosthumousExile
Just have to make sure he's born in November then. Or get another kid from the pound who has the birthday in November
ThePunnyGuy
Command strips make it easier.
HighFlyKai
Just have another birthday. I take three every year
stainlessteelmohawk
But of course
aifeloadawildmoss
Gives you plenty of time to perfect the method
ChiliBeef
Maybe attach a little ketchup packet on the inside that gets ripped open when you open the card.
dudedude09
Yesss. Good call, then there is sound to go with the face ripping!
Burke616
And haptic feedback
AdultPersistentAngst
That's a quick upgrade. Saving for future use
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Dooting for future use. Now I know what to get for my wife's birthday
AdultPersistentAngst
Aw, man... Come on. That's what *I* was gonna get your wife. Now I have to find another gift. Dammit. /Tableflip
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Ya snooze ya lo....wait what?
stainlessteelmohawk
Perfection
IJustWantToUploadAnImagePlease
Holy crap - are you the CEO of Hallmark or something? That's brilliant.
MaybeIwasOutOfTown
Should be, with ideas like that!
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
They've genuinely been looking for a corporate head of marketing for like 6 years on indeed. Which is full. Can you imagine being that guy?
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
I'd either be making diamonds in my asshole out of fear of being fired, or not give a fuck bc they can't find anyone to fill it...
TwentyFifthBaam
Where can I buy one
nickamont
But I recommend adding velcro.
nickamont
Target
thildemaria
Alright, I need Target to open up stores in Denmark. Like right now.
Dave830108
Thank you, my mom's birthday is next week. This will be perfect.
BraveandBoldSirRobin
Do you have a link? Or a brand? Searching "ripped off my face birthday" isn't going well and I need this
nickamont
I saw it in the store
TChallaVanDam
A year later and I still can’t find it. Blah.