Weird phone dump (part 2)

Apr 25, 2019 1:48 AM

heatherbelleEP

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#21 NO... NO I WOULD NOT!

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#50 Because why not

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#40 makes me upset, please don't put fish in containers or bowls. They need proper filtered aquariums. Anything else is animal abuse.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Adults outside the light destroy purpose.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Guess those poor fish are in a... vegetative state...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#27 - okay, that's funny, but there are two 2's in the 5th row, which makes it an illegal Sudoku.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Scottish woman, I only wish I had a beard that glorious.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a Scottish man, so do I...

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6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anyone else think #14 was already sarcasm, and that dude just wanted to put someone down to feel better about himself?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is the opposite of #29 "Adults out of light destroy correctness" ?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also lol when I see someone drowning

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In all fairness the Glee cover of "Teenage Dream" is pretty tight

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm so high I tried to figure out a way I'd fuck gender swapped me (and why it kept being no) for far too long before remembering I'm gay

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Like "why do no versions I can think of have tiddies?" "You have tiddies already." "....oh. Right. Those."

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#29 Children in the light of day are malicious

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you try and sneak in some shitty Facebook gender swap thing of yourself? What has this site come to?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

where can i find more stuff like #5

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Twitter

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Failed KKK costumes

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a Ditto.

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Moisturize me

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Looks like that error message when you can’t connect to the internet.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quality dump. I feel like you probably can see the moon from the Great Wall of China, though.

6 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 1

I think that's the joke.

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I think the original post is a joke about the myth you can see the Wall from space, and the clever dude actually missed the joke.

6 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

#24 had that happen, turned out to be a female that tried making me their sugar daddy.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#21 2 of me means we have the same taste in and obsession with movies and will STFU in them. I'm sold, where do I sign up?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cried when I left my tamagotchi at home during school. It died.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#29 Adults out the light destroy solutions?

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#21 Well where's the link?

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#31 credits Gal Gadot with way too much ass

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WTF is a low pony?

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A distant cousin of a high horse

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So "low pony" = "pony tail cinched very low on the back of the head", right?

6 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Not a sex position then?

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The "every nerd girl" hairdo

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sup?

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I was staring at that one for like 30 seconds trying to figure out what the hell kind of reverse high horse joke they were trying to make.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Don't feel too bad, I thought it was an actual horse.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. AKA the "less headache" pony.

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Yes, the Janey Tremain.

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The most embarrassing thing I've ever done was lock my thumb in the back door of my Taurus and I had to ask this girl I HATED (Fuck you>

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brooke S, but also thanks for unlocking my car door,) to unlock the door so I could get out. That hurt on a lot of levels.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My magnificent cover was to act like it was my sweatshirt that was stuck and definitely not my thumb. But luckily she hated me too so she>

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>didn't look that close. Haha Brooke! You had material for a year but you didn't pay attention to how awful I am! Who's dumb now?!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pyramids aren't triangles. They're their own species of polygon. Not 2D, but 3D.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 13

Don't be sad. I'll be your friend.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Species? Category maybe?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Can’t hang out with this guy... ^

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