Well , I have been doing this all wrong for years!

Aug 18, 2024 5:13 PM

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... and then put the folded burrito back on a clean grill for a minute to warm everything up and "seal" the folds of the burrito.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Step 1: warm/steam your tortilla

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's... how I've always been doing it? Wait how were y'all doing it before?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Differently.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where do you get the tortillas that can handle that stress?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are missing a step before tucking in corners you want to pull the middle bit back for a tight burrito otherwise it'll all spill when you pick it up

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the method used in chipotle restaurants. However, chipotle workers fuck it up 80% of the time by orienting it such that all the ingredients inside are completely separate from each other resulting in one section with plain rice and another with just sour cream.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The secret is to tap it and say "that's not going anywhere"

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Ahh, a fellow flatbed driver?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If only store bought tortilla weren't so tiny and weak.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like I just levelled up.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And then they cut it in half...why! Every video demonstrating roll technique, cut the bitch in half. It's a burrito! You eat it one end to the other!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like some bites are going to have 4 or 5 layers of tortilla.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great! Now show me how to do it with a lot more stuff on the tortilla

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

you get a bigger tortilla

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Beautiful.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought they were self explanatory

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

I know I always just kind of rolled a taco, but I never eat burritos. This looks like a good way to keep all the taco fixins from falling out though.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're not doing it wrong if no one knows what you're doing.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is this chimichanga left unfinished? /s

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, that's hot.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The real secret : not using one of those floury trash tortillas from Walmart. Look at the translucency on that. It's got some tooth on it just looking at it.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah. I was just wondering: what’s the ingredient / cooking it difference, that produces those 2 very different types of tortillas?

One is very stretchy, gummy, strong, amazing. Often a little translucent. Magically strong somehow.

Other is, thicker, yet somehow also dry, much less supportive, more prone to tearing, absolute trash.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This also requires a decent tortilla.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

reminds me of the California cheeseburger

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1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is up there in absolute must watch movies repenting California at its finest cliches lol

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

One thing fast and furious did better, they kept Paul Walker being a cop a secret to even the audience for like 40 minutes. One thing the remake of point break did better was just kidding it did nothing better.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Dude, you gotta post the whole thing. It's beautiful.

/gallery/x8x4eYX

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Ave Maria, it's BEAUTIFUL.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta get the tuck

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's okay, they don't teach this at school. Consider it a failure of our education system. Next gen, I hope we'll do better.

1 year ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

Hey, what class did you end up taking?

Originally I was thinking of AP Environmental but decided instead to take AP Burrito Folding

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Taxes and burrito rolling; why don't they teach these to our kids?

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Because the ten commandments are more useful. /s

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I miss home economics, they discontinued it at my school after our year went through. It was deemed "not applicable to modern youth".

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My freshman year they learned us to add eggs into Ramen noodles.. they knew we were going to be broke 🤣

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget to microwave the tortilla for 15 seconds first. Cold torts don't fold.

1 year ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Do they jiggle jiggle?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We have a dedicated large cast iron thing for this. Don't know what it's called, but it's probably a pizza pan or something. Put it on low heat and everyone gets a warmed tortilla on demand!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Comal

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks, looks like it. It's great for burrito night!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pro tip, get two plates, put wet paper towel down, layer tortillas on top, place another wet paper towel on top of tortillas then close it up with the top plate & microwave for 15 seconds. Steamed tortillas are even easier to fold!

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

This is worth it's weight in tortillas.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to work at Chili's and took a few with me when I left, wonder where they got to..

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Youre right about the steam. Pro pro tip, get a comal (or any skillet, preferably cast iron), heat it until blistering hot, cook tortilla for a few seconds on each side. If you get the heat level and timing correct it'll puff up into a ball from the moisture in the dough while having developed just a few light browned spots on each side. Keep warm inside a folded tea towel on a warm plate. Store-bought/pre-made tortillas are only mostly cooked, you're meant to finish them up just before eating 💛

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I've done them on top of a flat range stove and it worked surprisingly well, I had a Costa Rican roommate in college who did it on the coils of our stovetop but she burned them all the time lol

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That little pat at the end.

1 year ago | Likes 452 Dislikes 0

It's a good burrito, Dennis

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how you add the love that makes it so good

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"good game"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

pap pap good buritto.

1 year ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

plap plap *good* burrito.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s mandatory

1 year ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

It's the burrito version of snapping the straps and saying "well, that's not going anywhere"

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

“Click click” goes the tongs

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

“Yep, that’s not going anywhere” (at least till the first bite )

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'll eat it anyway it's prepared, except from Chipotle restaurant. I hate Chipotle restaurant.

1 year ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 8

But why?

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

I got food poisoned there. The seats were too close together, the tables were sticky, the floor was sticky, and it was hot with what seemed to be no AC inside. It was a nightmare.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They use to be quite good 10-15 years ago, but have been cutting cost by cutting quality for a while now. Today the only thing they do better than Moe's IMO is their steak. Everything else is sub par.

Also who doesn't like getting free chips and eating their burrito over it so they can have loaded natchos later? Moe's FTW

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Follow up question: what the fuck is Moe's?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Moe's Southwest Grill. https://www.moes.com/
It's the same style as a chipotle or qdoba, but edges them both out. Queso's great too.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

food sucks, also so does the company

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I get the C suite thievery but I’ll be dammed if I’m gonna let you say their food sucks 😆

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It literally took me 3 years to figure out a combo of flavors on their menu I liked after I met my wife (who introduced me to it). I've not fucked with it for 10 years other than swapping between bowl with tortilla on the side or just a burrito. They still manage to fuck up the burrito wrap 75-80% of the time simply due to orientation when they start. Such a simple thing their workers can't get correct and changes their product from an 8/10 to 2/10.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Lol, screw that, there are way better places for flavor and price.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Personally for me, they are overpriced, underfilled, and frankly nothing special. They are the panda Express of Mexican food. I have plenty of local taco/burrito joints nearby that give me more for my money and better quality.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Def not overpriced. Cheaper per calorie than McDonald's, in fact.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Lucky. I live in the Twin Cities and don't know a single place that'll give me more than half what Chipotle does for the same price. Some of our "local" places are 2-3x more expensive.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hmm, I've literally never had an underfilled chipotle burrito - they're massive. Not particularly good, but.... massive.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah. The steak is like the lowest quality steak you can get, but the burritos are always big.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was gonna say the same. From what I hear, they've been getting somewhat inconsistent, but near me I know I get plenty. Local is always better, I have a lot of amazing places where I live, but the area I work in.. not so many options. Sometimes I desperately need a burrito on my break and it's all that's there

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Step one: don't overload it

1 year ago | Likes 475 Dislikes 4

Balls to you!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd argue that should be step two. Step one should be to soften the tortilla.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Speak for yourself. I want my burrito with some girth.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No. Step one is to have one of those giant tortillas they use at burrito places but are not sold in grocery stores.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't tell me how to live My life!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HERESY!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the hardest step.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mission failed, we'll get em next time

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buy bigger tortillas! I found an Asian store that sells 30cm/11.7" tortillas! They are awesome!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The issue is now you have more tortilla and you think "yup, I can fill it up some more" until you're left with the same issue on a much bigger scale.

It's like when you find out that you can go into work later but instead of doing your normal routine and then sleeping in more to catch up on sleep, you decide to stay out even later resulting in even less sleep

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But.. big tortilla! https://youtu.be/KZQcUZOnz6E

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha ha, no.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Don't you tell me what to do with my stretchy saucy meat sock"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That there is a hurtle, not a mere step ;)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No can do. Any other suggestions?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bring a fork

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Where tortilla meets corn-on-the-cob in the WTF Cafeteria of life.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s difficult not to when there’s heavenly smells and I hungry!

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You’re not my supervisor!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You're not my supervisor!

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you overload it, wrap it the best you can. Then wrap it again with a second tortilla in the opposite direction.

1 year ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 2

Buy both burrito and fajita sized tortillas. When you realize you overstuffed the smaller one, wrap that in the bigger one.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you realize you overstuffed the bigger one, wrap it in the smaller one. Then use a staple gun to hold it in place.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo dawg, I heard you like burritos.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then use a third tortilla as a napkin

1 year ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Instrucciones unclear, overloaded the tortilla napkin

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4th tortilla is a blanket.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And a fifth tortilla as an umbrella

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And a hammer, if needed.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Might as well drop some spicy cheese sauce or refried beans on that second tortilla before wrapping.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

v pizza?! Now THAT'S what I call a TACO!

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If you overload it. Unroll it, then use a spoon to eat the spare amount, then reroll.

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Pro tip, use tortilla chips to eat the surplus

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget to top it off first because you ate a bit too much of the spare amount.

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