What could go wrong having a peaceful jog?

May 12, 2023 2:00 PM

Devi8tor

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wcgw

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This just turned into a HIIT workout

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Some days you find motivation. Some days, motivation finds you.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

that’s why you run — so you can actually run when it counts

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 1

Deer at the bar later 'Hell yeah I chased that P.A.B. !'

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE LORD!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savoir? Sir? SIR?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Most people would kill for a personal trainer so dedicated.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

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2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this that High Intensity Interval Training I keep hearing about?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Special High Intensity Training.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for the crocodile …

2 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

papa misses you!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not a jog... This is a jog!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Must go faster.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Google results say that a deer can run 30 + mph. Trying to outrun a deer is the wrong strategy.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

an elk is like 2x the size of a deer, so my guess is they can run even faster. not that it matters, lol

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s one way to shave some time off your mile

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Definitely setting some Strava PRs on that route

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I'd like to talk to you about an extended warranty...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not always easy being a Disney princess...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Why you running? Why you running!? WHY YOU RUNNING!!!"

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

haha the small dogs barking made it mad

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'll bet you a million bucks his only thought is to keep his dog safe.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hey Guys! where we going? .......hey......guys......wait up guys......Hey Wait up!!..........COME ON GUYS............WAAAIIIIT UIUUP!!?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You shouldn't run ..it triggers the predatory instinct.. or mating instincts.. I don't know... I'm not a biologist

2 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

It makes me cry a lot more during movies so I like it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure the deer was coming whether he walked or ran. Deer aren't predatory so couldn't be that. Maybe mating season? But I too am no deerologist.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Deer are predatory that you know of.. hmmmmm

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Well, if it’s a bull elk, it’s not during the mating/rutting season when testosterone is ultra high and they’re aggressive. If it’s a cow elk, she doesn’t have a calf with her—though there could be one hiding somewhere. I think the elk didn’t like the dog. Perceived it as a predator. It’s why letting a dog off-leash in nature is generally a bad idea. Sometimes doggo will piss off a wild animal and it will chase the dog right back to its owner and then it’s a dangerous situation.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Herding instinct. See you running and goes "what the heck is this alpha predator running from? What is behind me? I need to get out of here! Run faster!"

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Elk will mess you the hell up. It's kind of amazing the lack of survival instincts in the general public these days; you see tourists gathering to try and take pictures with them during rutting season in Estes Park, CO. Inevitably someone gets trampled.

2 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

I know people should stay away from wild animals but that's literally on a path in a park. If anything it'd be up to the park authorities to get rid of the elk or cordon off that path so this doesn't happen. It's a public space.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Unfortunately nature does not care about the park authorities and its up to people to use good judgment when interacting with the world.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He only ran past it he didn't stop and punch it in the jaw did he. Didn't annoy it at all. That elk was just an asshole.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Right!? I saw the elk and thought, "He probably shouldn't just run right next to the wild animal...", but here we are, and there Todd goes.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Elks gonna leave a good impression

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah seriously why would you casually run RIGHT past what looks to be an elk, and is clearly 2x the size of a normal deer? steer clear for christ's sake

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This looks like evergreen lake. Idiots all around that town.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What was this behavior? (A)Trying to mate, (B)Defending Territory Aggro, (C) Wants Food, (D) Hidden Predatory Drive, (E) All of the above?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Possibly defending a calf (hidden). Most likely didn’t like the dog (same general shape as wolf). Smaller dogs barking could have agitated it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The majority of humans live in cities and have very little comprehension of how things work outside of them or the impact of their behaviour on ecosystems or animals that aren't pets.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Yes but they'll pretend to know with the magic word common sense.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You see it had no antlers so it was safe.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, elk can be assholes but people are stupid. I once saw a tourist in Banff trying to put their kid on the back of an elk so they could take a picture. Just because their in a park doesn't mean the wildlife are tame.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My sister worked at the visitor center and people would ask them where do the elk sleep overnight and when do they put them away, like they're not entirely wild animals. A lot of people assumed they were managed and cared for by the park.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol, speaking of people being stupid...*they're

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

no worries. also, your short story was engaging.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anyone got the footage from the other side?

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No one has ever returned from the other side, let alone with a camera.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Moose are the honey badgers of the deer family😆

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's a female elk.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My bad ty for pointing that out

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not that I disagree with your statement about moose, of course. :) The honey badger might, though. I try to steer clear of comparisons involving animals that will kick my ass soon as they'd look at me. Why? Because who knows when AI is going to bridge the communication gap between humans and animals. That honey badger gets an internet connection and next thing you know there's a knock on your door. Way down low, at the kickplate. Best adopt a moose for a pet while you can, just in case, lol.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A mööse once bit my sister.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

was she ok?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Möse" means "snatch" in German.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THAT'S MY TOWN! Evergreen Colorado! Most of the locals know to stay further from the elk, but every now and then... These guys are in my yard all the time pissing off my dog, but I love them! Here is a picture of their last stand off. Not as close as the danger poker appears.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Hello from up the hills.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My buddy lives there too. He brought me to this place to see them when I visited. I think we were at a parking lot of a restaurant and this was across the street?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For no other reason than it's odd and imgur likes Japan, we met at school in Tokyo and were roommates there in the late 90s. Now he lives in evergreen

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legend has it they are still running to this day

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Oh deer

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh you wanna run, do you?!

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

YOU CALL THAT RUNNING?! YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR AN APEX PREDATOR! I COULD HAVE OUT RUN YOU WHEN I WAS 2 DAYS OLD! FUCKING EMBARRASING!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

TODD!!! YOU NEED TO GO FASTER. Here, let me help you.- that deer

2 years ago | Likes 339 Dislikes 2

Guy gets a free personal trainer for a while. I don’t see the problem.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Was that a deer? Could have been a young moose and that is straight up dangerous

2 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

It's an elk. You can tell that it's an elk by the way it is. For more nature tips, checkout Neature Walk on YouTube.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's an elk. Still pretty huge

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Can confirm this is a mama elk and they get protective of their calves this time of year. This is Evergreen, CO and people get chased all the time. https://www.9news.com/amp/article/news/local/close-encounters-with-elk-at-evergreen-lake/73-130799511

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the blast from the past...I grew up in Evergreen and didn't recognize the lake until you mentioned it! Haven't lived there in over 30 years.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: moose are the largest member of the deer family.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Here's another fun fact, moose doesn't follow the rules of pluralization for english (goose/geese, mouse/mice etc.) because it's an anglicized version of the Algonquin name for them which would translate to "twig eater"

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Good thing it didn't attack the oldman

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I thought it was an elk.

2 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Looks like an elk to me as well

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

elk for sure

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Not an expert, honestly forgot there was a large variety of deer like the elk. You are probably right.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The head looks more elk than moose or deer

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All Elk are deer, not all deer are Elk

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Guy got a new PB that day

2 years ago | Likes 681 Dislikes 4

Personal best

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Penis Blister?

2 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Persistent Buck?

2 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Perforated buttock

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Pocket Boat

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Phobia

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

PhoBia

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Performance boost?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Pretty bum?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A new Pet Buck

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Polar Bear

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Peruvian Bowlcut

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Poop Blaster

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Poke Bowl?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mmmmmmm

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pounded Butthole?

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Peanut Butter?

2 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 3

Something like peanut butter showed up in his pants when he looked back.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Penis Brace

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Penis BRUISE!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Poop bucket?

2 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

Everybody knows you carry peanut butter to ward off deer. This man forgot to bring his today

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Perforated bowel

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

I wanted to say "personal best" but it appears I'd be wrong.

2 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 1

Pubis bone ?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the correct answer but not the right answer

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What? "Personal Best" is definitely what's implied. Am I missing something?

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I was thinking a badge from workout app or watch

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Paramedic Bill. The deer fucked him up.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I usually hear people refer to it as PR, or personal record. I've never heard PB used before. Maybe it's a regional thing

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

See: Personal Best, a 1982 film with Mariel Hemingway. It Two girls compete in track-and-field and fall in love.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not saying it's not used or can't be used, just that where I'm located, PR seems to be the term used

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In video game speedrunning your best time is your PB. Outside of that I haven't heard the term regularly used.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0