KingreX32
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Nov 21, 2023 2:37 PM
KingreX32
1393
43
6
orangefactorfive
With Monotheism, you can be the star pupil and then your life turns to crap because the Adversary made a bet with your god.
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
PrastaryOrk
nosimpleway
DM: "You're gonna fail a Constitution save eventually..."
lackinglife
Some divine being "why won't you die!"
3rdoption
Deadly snake's reputation is on the line.
meganical
I mean, not to be a jerk but it’s India. Not exactly the epitome of good healthcare
futureman3000
"Witnesses also claim they saw him being kicked repeatedly while down"
Gingeringeri
He's the new Job
mrthewhitee
Um, maybe it's time to to home dude...
Nader393
This is the exact storyline of a 1950’s sci-fi/postapocalypse story of a man who survives a pandemic because of a simultaneous near deadly snake bite.
extraordinaryagility
*Deity (n) so -1 points on the spelling test but yet still +1 upvote for the humor in the message.
dentpuzz
His nickname is “Lucky”
INeverReadTheTOS
All of them.
dethloc
Gotta be them old Greek gods. This is exactly the kinda stuff they would pull
Shaows
All sources for this are tabloid sites.
pyr0max
“It is said that the gods play games with the lives of men. But what games, and why, and the identities of the actual pawns, and what the game is, and what the rules are - who knows?
Best not to speculate.
Thunder rolled...
It rolled a six.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
Primordius72
Mask has one way valve exit, def not for someone with corona…FAKE!
DodgyMerchant
If that guy is still alive, he has bloody powerful gods. Shit luck, but great gods!
dudehiemer
Prove any deity exists to piss off.
PJamz
All of them... he pissed all of them!
CypherMarz
All 2500 of them
acetothermus
Iaimtomisbehave
Well he's in India so at least 33. (Or 330 million, I don't know!"
DodgyMerchant
Keep in good with Ganesh, you'll be fine!
Frenchgeek
I'm more partial to ganache myself.
AskThisGuy
Poor guy was born British. That's bad enough.
DodgyMerchant
Begone, foul barbarian!
GroovyCrowley
I have read superhero origin Stories that made less Sense...just saying
DodgyMerchant
All of them?
GroovyCrowley
No