WrongDonkey
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Jul 27, 2023 3:49 AM
WrongDonkey
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SXSam
Haha tongue go brrr
crespomodesto
most action I've gotten, statistically this money has been near someone's taint
AtsaMattaForMe
Broadway2
Can you lick them for me?
Subtilico
Should keep a wet sponge available. :)
DonkeyGoat
Awww. They think people will read.
hushpuppyextraordinaire
Spit on the money instead
zubax
Lick the money instead you savages
VibratingNipples
*rub cash against my anus* "Here you go"
MrHappySmiles
Cash was king, but kin u Venmo me?
wuzzyvear
Money fingers count lick to.
michBeast
Just spit on them
Baltzdelirium
I love signs like this. The understanding it exists because THAT MANY people in fact will luck their fingers while processing cash in this store. It's a fun little community of finger lickers.
notacobra
In the middle of covid (before boosters), we'd have patients screaming for extra vaccines because even though they've had their first two doses, they are scared and want more (more is better, right). They'd have an 95 face mask and a plastic face shield. They'd buy cold and flu medication, stay 1.5m away from everyone, get to the registers.... And then pull down their mask to lick their finger and start counting money. Fucking insane to me.
MeekrabJones
I worked in a major hospital during the height of the pandemic. I saw fucking nurses do the same thing IN A COVID WARD. The medication dispensing cabinets for each unit required a fingerprint scan and when it wouldn't work on the first try, guess what these dipshits did to fix it? Lick their fucking finger. I'd just wait until they left the room and clean up after them with a spray bottle of isopropyl alcohol. I'm not going to let them risk the lives of their and my coworkers.
GiantMeteor2028
I had to to stop buying vegetables from the grocery store because I couldn’t figure out any other way to open those vegetable bags you get off the roll :(
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
Hate that, problems with dry skin make it worse. But there is a way: With the ones we have here, if you look closely, on the sides, one layer is wider then the other. That's where you can pull them apart. On the top/handles, this is not the case. If that doesn't help, try blowing on the side. But it's better to bring a reusable net if your store allows that.
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
Forehead sweat or sticking a finger in the mist things both work.
AlpacaMyBagsAndGoNow
Don't use the bags. Bring your own reusable ones?
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
Our stores only recently officially allowed reusable nets, because they have to legally account for the weight of the packaging when the veggies are weighted. Now they sell nets and have a different setting for them on their scales.
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
But yes, I bring a net or some used plastic bag when I go shopping.
PrastaryOrk
Now i'm not allowed to lick my own fingers too? Great.
Aasgeier
Not if you're going to smear your spit on something you immediately hand to someone else. That should be confined to intimate releationships.
PrastaryOrk