As if I were already afraid to go out in public... if people could see my random thoughts, I'd never leave the house. All those intrusive thoughts would just dig me an early grave.
I miss it's 2:35 in the afternoon and there's a great big pair of titties next to the most upsetting post you've ever read, so you flit back and forth using the titties as eye bleach, finish the horrid post, comment, then end up sexting with them for three days and then never talking to each other again. This place used to be fun.
MissIWasntItching
As if I were already afraid to go out in public... if people could see my random thoughts, I'd never leave the house.
All those intrusive thoughts would just dig me an early grave.
Noevilgifs
graehall
I don't call them my intrusive thoughts, I call them my intrussies. The idea for the name came to me in an intrusive thought
UniquenessReviewed
SocoFox
Oh .. oh no
LunaWolvesLoyalist
Leprecaun1977
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Climber4x4
What a strange idea
parabolic000
"Ah yes! Squeeze my pouch-teats!" --Rare Breed, 2002
FelonyRaptor
I guess it depends a lot on the soup...
InkGoat
Clam chowder.
FelonyRaptor
Sounds good, is it free?
sleepdialysisdemon
This is top notch.
Frodomann1
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Knowing this comic, I feel like that's the end of a longer and waaaay weirder story.
cousteau
In contrast, I believe the authors just wanted to prove that they could condense several pages worth of weirdness into a single one, and succeeded.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
They did suceed at that, and no mistake.
Warune
SquirrelWithATophat
Rastifaan
This sickens me.
amp99
tentacularfleshscape
kummerspecksbitch
I love you. This is perfect.
Baskerville84
rdewalt
080080
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RandyHorton
BURN HIM FASTER!!!!
IAmOneUser
TheButtInButterfly
time to shoot my head so i forget this even exists
euphoricopportunity
I missed LNI.
ThisOldCPU
I miss it's 2:35 in the afternoon and there's a great big pair of titties next to the most upsetting post you've ever read, so you flit back and forth using the titties as eye bleach, finish the horrid post, comment, then end up sexting with them for three days and then never talking to each other again. This place used to be fun.
DanFendi
Yes officer this post right here
AtsaMattaForMe
peridotstar
This is great xD
SupernaturalReactions
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FeedTheNachoMan
Probably this one.
cousteau
This is not that far from the concept of a dirty martini.
HoneNathan
Filthy Martini
FeedTheNachoMan
C'mon, "Weenie Martini" was *right there*
CaldariBob
How hot is the soup?
xersues
Hot and hairy
Gelantious
Body temp, of whatever the body temp of a kangaroo is I'd assume...
tentacularfleshscape
7
rogeld
Roo-m temp
nmgwynn
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SomeKindOfEye
99.8% of the time I'm glad to have eyes
Clockworkdancerobot
cousteau
It used to be that The Other End needed several pages to transmit a messed up and surreal scenario. But nope, two panels did it this time.
KainLamond
... And for the last time futas aren't gay!
CaldariBob
somnif
Hey I respect their life choices, a futa can be gay if they want