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When I See People Spamming UserSub with Danquan.

Come on guys... on a scale of 1-10, it's just not cool. Don't copy that floppy. People are trying to spam Deadpool.
Sep 19, 2014 12:09 AM
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Come on guys... on a scale of 1-10, it's just not cool. Don't copy that floppy. People are trying to spam Deadpool.
dakotaraptor
I visit nightly. I don't understand Danquan, so I skip Danquan. Problem solved.
iwishicouldreachinthereandgrabyourdickyface
Don't copy that floppy!!
duinoboy
#TeamGrandma
acinomb
#TeamTuba
MrDrProfessorPatrick
"Come on guys... on a scale of 1-10, it's just not cool. Don't copy that floppy. People are trying to spam Deadpool." -AnthonyCapo.
AlanziItawa
+1 for Don't Copy That Floppy reference. I think I like you even more now. =)
CaptTeach
I have no idea what's going on...
LetMeCheckMyLicense
http://imgur.com/vkkIngm
CleverClara
#TeamChickenLeg (the one thrown at the window)
houseofballoons
Ok it's a little more than annoying at this point
WhoIsThis4Chan
If this isn't the post that has convinced me that imgur has become a 9gag circlejerk then idk what is
FelipeRios
Meh, it happens whenever there's one of these shitty inside jokes. This is on a whole new level though
TheChinamanIsNotTheIssue
This bullshit has really brought out the absolute worst of imgur.
DirtyGunz
#TeamJJ
SnakesOnATrain
"I am become meme, destroyer of imgur."
NowThatsWhatICallACoincidenceVol1
I was already laughing hard enough at everything, but you sir, incapacitated me for a good 5 minutes. Have an upvote!
wam3483
Very appropriate here. Fuck that meme
SilentZed
Like a bhagavad gita quote, but not
SlothlsMySpiritAnimaI
"all your usersub are belong to us"
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
I salute you!
huanthewolfhound
I really want to make this a quote listed on my Facebook profile now...
longlivecats
Bhagavad Gita quoted by Oppenheimer quoted by SnakesOnATrain. All slightly different yet appropriate in their own manner.
ToxicPineapple
But how do we know Oppenheimer wasn't quoting SnakesOnATrain, and was then quoted in the Gita?
scabab
Gita would look down with a smile. And a tear.
MonsieuRoberts
#TEAMTUBA
AlongCameADoctor
#TeamMakeChange
ConfederacyOfDunces
#TeamJimmyJohns
StealTow
You wouldn't download a car
BellofRadford
I totally would, i mean like with 3d printers and stuff. thats someting i would probably die in though
thetonestarr
I added it up. You have made over 165,000 fake internet points off of Danquan. I should have posted to Imgur when my 17-yr-old brother (1/?)
thetonestarr
got himself expelled for showing up to school high, then weeks later got his 16-yr-old girlfriend pregnant, then broke up with her (2/?)
thetonestarr
in class at school (he was allowed back later on) with a note he passed to her, then got himself arrested by being caught at 3AM at a (3/?)
thetonestarr
public park having sex with his new girlfriend. This kid is a serious piece of work. But at least my niece is cute. (4/4)
TravDrinksBeer
That's quite a story you got there. I'm actually kind of impressed
Slepnair
might not have had the same effect... we "watched" this shit unfold..
jweenypwee
OP, you could post a piece of human shit and it would go to the front page.
r0xtehem0x
Don't copy that floppy
huanthewolfhound
Oh, yeah: Hey guys!! They're officially making a Deadpool movie!
BagelToasty
Daquan's story was more entertaining than deadpool is atm.
Rentheyacht
Link? I refuse to get my hopes up on rumors.
BillNyeAndMagicSchoolBusWereMyFirstScienceTeachers
http://variety.com/2014/film/news/deadpool-release-date-fox-marvel-1201308783/
huanthewolfhound
20th Century Fox tweeted it, but here's a story: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/x-men-spinoff-deadpool-gets-734172
phdinhorribleness
I'm still so skeptical but I WANT TO BELIEVE
JUSTICEAMTHENIGHT
good news ol' chap
phdinhorribleness
2 MORE WEEKS
DeadlyGrim
You upvotes whores were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
TheRealCJ
op included
TaintedGENE
Camelotterduck
#TeamToaster
jeaniezeenie
Prepare for trouble......
spasian
Make it double
dogerock
I miss that part, would you be gentle to pos link please?
AnActualDuck
Look through the updates of the first post. You'll find it. #TeamToaster
iamthisguy247
#TeamRachel
CuntCuntCunts
Does anyone have the link for this anymore?
samco44
never forget
Kaitou
#RooftopBreakup
homemadecookies
I can't think in terms of like, time and shit, Rachel!
Darkevony
You brought this upon yourself, now let the cold blade sink in nice and slow...
Zezeka
#tTeamTuba
aspgrabber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xfiXQ8YAhc
ShooterMcGavinsBreakfast
The day that @AnthonyCapo took the reins of imgur and ride is all over town. What a ride.
Cobaltios
I've never had so much fun just reading comments. This is amazing.
JYnius
http://emotibot.net/pix/6745.gif
NuclearWinterIsComing
I get this reference
TOTOAFRICA
I bless the reins down in Imgur.
Smayds
Gonna take some time to upvote the memes I never dooooooo, ooooo...
Sebastiaan
I'm sad there's a syllable missing for this line to be perfect. but still +1
CommonWhiteBoy
depends on how you pronounce imgur
Sebastiaan
damn! I hadn't thought about that!
UCFjeff
II see you Toto
pjdonkey
Shakin' that ass
TheSpawnOfSatan
what did I miss
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Cobaltios
Part 2
CommonWhiteBoy
lots of penises being jerked off in a circle
Shadow113
Alot
harleyquinn30
http://imgur.com/0YwDfUG
resipsaloquitor
thank you
DanniDearest
Guy makes up story, kids eat it up. That's about it.
resipsaloquitor
If it's made up, it's skillfully done. Just lay back and think of England.
DanniDearest
How is it skillful, exactly? Anyone could spew bullshit with absolutely no proof, and idiots here would eat it up.
resipsaloquitor
It was entertaining, and captivating. It was a good story, in the end.
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Cobaltios
Part 1
BordDeLac
ChefG0ldblum
Ey, it's like the annoying "Fuck you, Dan" thing all over again.
elcookienator
Oh hey it's me
resipsaloquitor
Nice work
elcookienator
Here's the other one
resipsaloquitor
Love it.
BuffyTheVampyreSlayer
You've created a monster.
holymackarel
Have we all witnessed the birth of a *shudders* meme? Only time will tell...
Macrowaveable
Deadpool movie confirmed
gangstagrizzab
'cause nobody wants to see Danquan no more, they want OC or a 'shopped river...
MyrtletheMagnificent
cause nobody wants ta
DeathAbuse
#teamjjdeliveryguy
IamFartacus
The OP who yields to Danquan must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of OC 1/2
IamFartacus
but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable reposts. 2/2
SpikeCanKickLestatsAss
I adore your username.
TheBoomQueen
You're the Slayer!! Take care of it, woman! Enough of your sarcastic one-liners!!
BuffyTheVampyreSlayer
Not a Buffy quote, but best moment in the show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EirZRVnQFQ
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
That "bitch" thrown in there as an afterthought is why that show is fucking brilliant.
HiImMrMeeseeks
'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more, they want Shady I'm chopped liver...
lovemesomesauce
Well if you want shady that's what I'll give you!
spookymormonhelldream
Little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
DosCadenas
Some vodka that'll jump start your heart
SensualDonut
ome vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not cooperating
BeneathTheGoldTheBittersteel
while I'm rocking the table while he's operating