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I think every programmer will relate.
Just to clarify: I’m a programmer and I’ve got into this situation in the past. Currently my boss rocks and is respectful of my estimates. I was just watching Chernobyl on HBO and this line gave me flashbacks lol
ScarySpider
Happened to me last month "that feature will be ready early July" " but I told the customer in two weeks, can't you rush it?" "..."
ilikepot8os
Ranks up there with we don't have requirements or user stories but can you start coding it now? Why are you waiting?
lifeisadadjoke
Just remember, that clock, the clock in San Dimas is always running~
butthurtnevergetsbetter
Just shrug and walk away. Work to your best ability, push a 100% broken release version. Call your continued dev work "bugfixing".
ScarySpider
That only works in the game industry.
0x1CEB00DA
we get managers, who can't code themselves, fired in two weeks ... they are just unfit for the job
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
She's delusional, get her out of here.
NikitaTokmakov
It’s from Chernobyl
VesuvianPrime
Had a manager who thought doubling work hours would halve the time needed...
paranoidx
If it takes one woman(and sperm) 9 months to make a child...then 9 women could make a child in...
pbiersac
WOW
Promethianfire
I need you to draw three green lines with red ink, and they must all be perpendicular to each other.
fregeek
Lol
philopsyche
This is also what it's like to be an accountant
fregeek
Lol!