When your team is presenting, and then you remember a DANK ASS MEME

Mar 12, 2020 4:38 PM

PeterPancho

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#dank_memes #coronavirus #presentation

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when the molly kicks in

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That's definitely when the Molly hits

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Some serious farts are backing up. Poor man

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He’s gotta shirt puller comin on.

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"Where will you be when your hemorrhoids flare up?"

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Definitely forgot to use the bathroom

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When the LSD finally hits

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I think hes just turned on his vibrating butt plug.

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Cocaine

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He forgot his chapstick

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when you're on TV and trying not to cough

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Yuuup. Thinking the same thing.

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You know US media would latch onto that and blow it way out of proportion. "Oh, dearie me. Don't cough. Don't cough. Don't. Cough."

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I dunno I usually make those faces when I'm trying not to yarn because I don't want people thinking I think they're putting me to sleep

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Don't. Touch. My. Face.

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COCAINE

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When your day is done, and you wanna ride on... COCAINE

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It's everywhere now. Everywhere.

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He has a remote controlled vibra in his ass.

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 4

Military grade, by the looks of it.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So its broken?

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And it cost $5,000. But it provides jobs.

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At ribs for lunch, trying to get it out of his teeth

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Or any ass meme, really.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

He trusted a fart on live tv

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I can no longer sit back and allow the conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"...and I need to crap, BAD."

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his MK Ultra programming is glitching

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"don't fart... Don't fart... Don't fart..."

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"Hehe, farts are hilarious"

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"IT WAS NO A FART!!!!"

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when the edible kicks in

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“Keep acting normal... perfect no one will ever know I do cocaine”

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He's holding a fart

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That's why when you're gonna be a spear carrier in the background on Capital Hill, you wear a "Poker Face..."

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He needs to crap, bad

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He's coronafied...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, he's growing a tail.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needed*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anybody else get “poo chills” when they’re desperately flexing their sphincter closed?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Dunno looks a little methy....

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Prairie doggin it

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He’s got something he’s holding his tongue on most likely

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Or laugh. Or both!

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#

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Trying to get rid of an itch without touching his face in front of the camera would be my guess.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prairie Dogging for sure

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Either that or hes holding in a massive fart and is contemplating releasing it bit by bit before he loses the fight

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Gettin' the rumble gut

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Either that or the acid just kicked in.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Why not both?!?!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Then he would calmly, politely use the restroom. That just happened to be the woman in turquoise behind him's lap.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooh, I hate when that happens.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Almost looks like tardive dyskinesia

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Time for cogentin!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gesundheit

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We've all played a game of turtle at one point or another in life

5 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 0

and lost

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Hes touching cotton for sure, maybe a case of the bobbin terrapin.

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His insides be like

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C O W A B U N G A I T I S .

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Gopher hole'ing

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More like stop the sludge monster

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It takes a will of steel to hold back the chocolate rain

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Some stay dry while others feel the pain.

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This is just beautiful

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He's boxing the brown clown and its not going well

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Hes fixing to send a fax to Cleveland

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

gonna be a Total Krap Out in the 9th. RIP.

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It was this one, I bet.

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Dammit what's that from?

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I’m not much of an assma....dayuuuuum, holy hell!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is she doing?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Looks like lifting an atlas stone

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Her best.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hot damn! That ass is so perfect i could cry

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You should make a note.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They call that the onion booty.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

It has a name?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I call photoshop

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Sadly I think you're right. An ass could look like that but I don't think the pants would form around it that way.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You must not have seen modern yoga pants

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Now this is the type of picture I haven't seen a long long time on imgur.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

v

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Does she have a name?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lizzie Velasquez

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Amouranth I believe.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No. Her parents neglected to give her one.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Amouranth

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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I had to stifle my laughter during jury duty one time when I couldn’t get the phrase “u want sum fuk” out of my head.

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Sorry

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I just choked laughing at this and now my coworkers think I'm coronacoughing

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Was it a sexual assault case?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was not! Civil case regarding injuries from a car accident.

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Oh god it's happening to me now lmaoooo

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