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MRW I finally get WiFi setup in the room upstairs so I can start slaying the servers again with Intergalactic Quality pixels.
Source: Kingdom of Heaven (2005) #intergalacticqualitygifs (Check WiFi)
Commence Medieval II: Total War soundtrack.
TransAutisticMakinFARTsGoBallistic
Aaaaaand the "GIF" freezes partway through.
TheTremorsSaga
FosterMomForKittens
Amazon Prime is selling the DC for only $4.99. Just got it.
MagmaCarta
SunAnvil
tinydog
And my axe!
Lassannn
He shoud've armed himself with a bow and arrow. That would've been wiser.
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
Such a good flick
whapowpow
camn333
Lugh314159
Y'all motherf***ers are literally slowing me down... my CPU fan turned on for the first time in weeks.
DJThuglifeSupreme
royrogersdoublerbarburger
Usually I'm not a fan of a composer re-using their work, or "tweaking it" so it sounds just different enough to use in a different film (see Jerry Goldsmith's work in Air Force One vs. Star Trek: First Contact), but for Kingdom of Heaven, Jerry went back to his score for The 13th Warrior and was like "nah, Valhalla is perfect for this, keep it as is" and now more people know Valhalla from KoH than from the source 13th Warrior.
rdmage11
psyanara
Bruce Campbell was in Xena?
Lordborgman
Indeed.
Chort26
finstad4
tinydog
That wiggle! haha
maobezw
OUCHNFU....
Wassup?
Cut my nose...
Kissed your sword again with the helmet on!?
gth0824
He forgot he made this movie. He didn't want to be in it.
floatationman
Such a great film.
iamlegendinjapan
tepmoc
where is this from? I remember seeing it but forget where
ComoSeIguana
https://youtu.be/YQTn1QxCZ2s?si=ltE24LGVbkBGtTfL
Hotsauceman
dansonso1
Assemble the Front Page!
PinkEater
When you get a notification that BabyFarkMcGeeZax shared a post
kmikl
When you suspect someone farted on your sword
HandoB4Javert
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PinkEater
Dad?
ralphie84
If you're going to watch Kingdom of Heaven, make sure it's the director's cut
FrancsTireur
Curious thing about that movie is that it comes across as less historically accurate than other similar period titles like Braveheart or Troy or Joan Of Arc but it's actually more accurate than all of them.
Essentially the only things that are flat out wrong are the love affair and the fact that Balian of Ibelin was already in the holy land, already a famed crusader and did actually ride with the army to Hattin but due to a rivalry with Guy de Luzon was near the rear of the army as it 1/
FrancsTireur
Reached the horns of Hattin. He was able to escape with most of his knights and a few hundred others and beat Salah ad-Din back to Jerusalem. It's likely the defence was organised by council, as that's how the crusaders did things, but as the most experienced surviving leader the actual command fell to him. 2
zoeytg
It completely changes the tone of the entire movie. Specially around Balion killing his brother.
Shenaniganz84
DarthSeraphim
100% this
KittenVonCatsworth
I love the movie and rewatch it probably once a year. I'd only ever seen the DC and didn't understand why so many people didn't care for it. I finally saw the theatrical release and was horrified how much worse it was. The DC adds almost 40 more minutes and includes entire plot lines that are either omitted or begun and then left adrift in the original.
Silverbananahorse
Interesting, I was looking forward to the movie and was pretty disappointed. I'll look for the DC
Martellus
I’ve yet to watch the Directors Cut, and have only watched the theatrical version. I really should do so one of these days.
EatinButtsAndBustinNuts
I've only ever seen the theatrical release and still liked it but felt it was disjointed. I only found out about the directors cut like a couple years ago. The fact that it was chopped up so bad is horseshit.