Jan 22, 2019 3:04 PM
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proileri
UX design 101: Users will always use anything any way it allows them to.
DerpKugel
When people test my programs, there's not even videos on xHamster nasty enough to compare what they do to them -.-
ruferto
i'm going through UAT now. the users are breaking my shit in ways we never imagined
animal531
Stupidity always wins in the race with software development.
88wut
I program cups all the time
senecaparis
PhantomOfTheDopera
Ah yes, the previous South African Minister of Energy. Proud moment.
J0kerSTyle8710
Is the weird al in the back?
quade
*poor UX
EightBitOni
I have also seen many programmers do the same thing but instead of software they do it with hardware lol
FerociousLoveTackle
what exactly are we using here?
strideo
Someone licking drops off their coffee mug in a courtroom while having the misfortune of being photographed.
Mumalot
Java
mecrookedfrenchy
says the c++ guy
octavarious
Please press any key ..... Where is the any key.
PixelSprite64
*Presses the power button*
esc
7grims
well, its the programers fault duuhhh, u guys dont know shit about UX nor design
SuperBeetle76
As a developer this is hilarious. Also as a developer: This is why it’s important that stakeholders input, user training and 1/2
Airtight program flow are the pillars of a successful software development.However I know this sentiment is not going to popular among devs
buttdicks
thankyou!.gif
or u know, hire UX designers
HeyYouGinger
As a UX design grad student, yes please!!
MrWoland
This means your program is not user friendly.
craze
does this mean we found the cup licker of the post?
soulman901
I’ve seen user friendly programs get attacked with a hammer by idiots
captmcneil
I've had users misuse a browser file upload dialog. They clicked "upload" and then tried to drag and drop the selected file on the website.
Reason was, they could not distinguish the select-file-dialog from an Explorer window. And they did not understand modal dialogs.
The sad part is, the website would have even supported the drag and drop...
bbcisdadump
I've tried that before and I'm always disappointed when I can't at least drop a file on the select-file-dialog to capture the path.
Wolf350
That software obviously has a memory leak :/
regregex
thrashinuva
Can't we find a simpler and easier way to drink water?!
ErasmusTycho
This is what it's like when you jump back into an old game save after not touching a game for over a year.
rockfireman
I always swear to myself I will never do it, yet I always do lol
tracingdreams
Whoa programmer resembles Hillary Clinton
philipp5772
Is this the two girls one cup thing?
graehall
It doesn't matter how right you think you are, even if you are right, if most users are doing it wrong, that's a fault in your design.
JupitersWitch
User: "I'm not getting an authentication e-mail." Programmer: " Did you check your spam folder?" User: "What's a spam folder?"
nexus94
Important rule when you're coding "Always make your software based on the assumption that the user is an utter idiot".
SSowinski
What about the Michael Jackson / Weird Al love child in the back?
pflugerville
Pebcak - Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
mattihase
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
LanceTrout
Sums up my experience
Rhaxus
Sometimes "software" is like this:
Even more reason not to lick it.
twentyfivehundred
It's the damn driblet that's always left when you drink. That happens to everyone, right?
swagb98623
So this is where the joke flew past? I won't enjoy reading this thread.
didgeboy287
Yeah, this is the work-around to a software malfunction.
machapicha5772
Never encountered that. Get some drinking lessons.
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Yes. This is the equivalent of getting some hot sauce on your finger and licking it off. But sure, shes a complete moron, all hail hive mind
InconspicuousCanuck
get slumped. it's a fucking meme
RaspK
One shouldn't be licking the cup like that in public, though; it's considered rude.
DrSchmolls
It's not "considered" much of anything since most people don't consider it or ever think about it happening
Not that in and of itself, but the physical act of sticking your tongue out like that in the process of eating or drinking.
temujin9
One's snide commentary about minor peccadilloes is considerably ruder.
Personally, I couldn't care less, but others do, and it sometimes is much easier to just act along such expectations from others.
It can also fun to just do it harder, and watch nosey fuckers squirm. If they can't shame you, they tend to avoid you, which works for me.
lol
HeadJamistan
She's keeping the coffee from making a stain on whatever she's setting her cup on.
You can wipe any droplets with your hand/thumb instead.
lurkoholic
Then you have to lick your hand!
How much coffee are you spilling?
boomdeboom
and this is why automation is bullshit
AlteredFreaks
No this is why automation is essential. More removal of idiots.
Automation just ends up following the standard paths. Manual the world is your oyster. Unit tests yeah, let the dev do that.
UnusualAndyMan
Nothing can be idiot proof. They'll always come out with a better idiot.
Grant0
Had a user complain that my program didn’t work, nothing happened when she clicked buttons. She was clicking a .jpg in the instruction email
Fert
There’s a quote that goes, “Nothing is idiot proof because idiots are so ingenious.”
Shanghaidoll
Then the idiot is the creator for trying to make things idiot proof.
Supernerdje
"Finally I've come up with every possible precaution, it will never-" "It's too big."
Camelspotting
If you don't you get sued.
f3n1x187
As I say as a QA, you can test something with 500 sumulations and a couple of highend computers, cont...
but 100,000 idiots will turn your code into dumpster fire.
Etownhustla
Wouldn't this be a user finding a workaround in flawed software.
proileri
UX design 101: Users will always use anything any way it allows them to.
DerpKugel
When people test my programs, there's not even videos on xHamster nasty enough to compare what they do to them -.-
ruferto
i'm going through UAT now. the users are breaking my shit in ways we never imagined
animal531
Stupidity always wins in the race with software development.
88wut
I program cups all the time
senecaparis
PhantomOfTheDopera
Ah yes, the previous South African Minister of Energy. Proud moment.
J0kerSTyle8710
Is the weird al in the back?
quade
*poor UX
EightBitOni
I have also seen many programmers do the same thing but instead of software they do it with hardware lol
FerociousLoveTackle
what exactly are we using here?
strideo
Someone licking drops off their coffee mug in a courtroom while having the misfortune of being photographed.
Mumalot
Java
mecrookedfrenchy
says the c++ guy
octavarious
Please press any key ..... Where is the any key.
PixelSprite64
*Presses the power button*
octavarious
esc
7grims
well, its the programers fault duuhhh, u guys dont know shit about UX nor design
SuperBeetle76
As a developer this is hilarious. Also as a developer: This is why it’s important that stakeholders input, user training and 1/2
SuperBeetle76
Airtight program flow are the pillars of a successful software development.However I know this sentiment is not going to popular among devs
buttdicks
thankyou!.gif
7grims
or u know, hire UX designers
HeyYouGinger
As a UX design grad student, yes please!!
MrWoland
This means your program is not user friendly.
craze
does this mean we found the cup licker of the post?
soulman901
I’ve seen user friendly programs get attacked with a hammer by idiots
captmcneil
I've had users misuse a browser file upload dialog. They clicked "upload" and then tried to drag and drop the selected file on the website.
captmcneil
Reason was, they could not distinguish the select-file-dialog from an Explorer window. And they did not understand modal dialogs.
captmcneil
The sad part is, the website would have even supported the drag and drop...
bbcisdadump
I've tried that before and I'm always disappointed when I can't at least drop a file on the select-file-dialog to capture the path.
Wolf350
That software obviously has a memory leak :/
regregex
thrashinuva
Can't we find a simpler and easier way to drink water?!
ErasmusTycho
This is what it's like when you jump back into an old game save after not touching a game for over a year.
rockfireman
I always swear to myself I will never do it, yet I always do lol
tracingdreams
Whoa programmer resembles Hillary Clinton
philipp5772
Is this the two girls one cup thing?
graehall
It doesn't matter how right you think you are, even if you are right, if most users are doing it wrong, that's a fault in your design.
JupitersWitch
User: "I'm not getting an authentication e-mail." Programmer: " Did you check your spam folder?" User: "What's a spam folder?"
nexus94
Important rule when you're coding "Always make your software based on the assumption that the user is an utter idiot".
SSowinski
What about the Michael Jackson / Weird Al love child in the back?
pflugerville
Pebcak - Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
mattihase
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
LanceTrout
Sums up my experience
Rhaxus
Sometimes "software" is like this:
buttdicks
Even more reason not to lick it.
twentyfivehundred
It's the damn driblet that's always left when you drink. That happens to everyone, right?
swagb98623
So this is where the joke flew past? I won't enjoy reading this thread.
didgeboy287
Yeah, this is the work-around to a software malfunction.
machapicha5772
Never encountered that. Get some drinking lessons.
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Yes. This is the equivalent of getting some hot sauce on your finger and licking it off. But sure, shes a complete moron, all hail hive mind
InconspicuousCanuck
get slumped. it's a fucking meme
RaspK
One shouldn't be licking the cup like that in public, though; it's considered rude.
DrSchmolls
It's not "considered" much of anything since most people don't consider it or ever think about it happening
RaspK
Not that in and of itself, but the physical act of sticking your tongue out like that in the process of eating or drinking.
temujin9
One's snide commentary about minor peccadilloes is considerably ruder.
RaspK
Personally, I couldn't care less, but others do, and it sometimes is much easier to just act along such expectations from others.
temujin9
It can also fun to just do it harder, and watch nosey fuckers squirm. If they can't shame you, they tend to avoid you, which works for me.
RaspK
lol
HeadJamistan
She's keeping the coffee from making a stain on whatever she's setting her cup on.
RaspK
You can wipe any droplets with your hand/thumb instead.
lurkoholic
Then you have to lick your hand!
RaspK
How much coffee are you spilling?
boomdeboom
and this is why automation is bullshit
AlteredFreaks
No this is why automation is essential. More removal of idiots.
boomdeboom
Automation just ends up following the standard paths. Manual the world is your oyster. Unit tests yeah, let the dev do that.
UnusualAndyMan
Nothing can be idiot proof. They'll always come out with a better idiot.
Grant0
Had a user complain that my program didn’t work, nothing happened when she clicked buttons. She was clicking a .jpg in the instruction email
Fert
There’s a quote that goes, “Nothing is idiot proof because idiots are so ingenious.”
Shanghaidoll
Then the idiot is the creator for trying to make things idiot proof.
Supernerdje
"Finally I've come up with every possible precaution, it will never-" "It's too big."
Camelspotting
If you don't you get sued.
f3n1x187
As I say as a QA, you can test something with 500 sumulations and a couple of highend computers, cont...
f3n1x187
but 100,000 idiots will turn your code into dumpster fire.
Etownhustla
Wouldn't this be a user finding a workaround in flawed software.