When you get to see people using your program

Jan 22, 2019 3:04 PM

ARussianAndHisBike

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When people use your program

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UX design 101: Users will always use anything any way it allows them to.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When people test my programs, there's not even videos on xHamster nasty enough to compare what they do to them -.-

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i'm going through UAT now. the users are breaking my shit in ways we never imagined

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stupidity always wins in the race with software development.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I program cups all the time

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the previous South African Minister of Energy. Proud moment.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is the weird al in the back?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*poor UX

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

I have also seen many programmers do the same thing but instead of software they do it with hardware lol

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

what exactly are we using here?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Someone licking drops off their coffee mug in a courtroom while having the misfortune of being photographed.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Java

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

says the c++ guy

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Please press any key ..... Where is the any key.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Presses the power button*

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

esc

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well, its the programers fault duuhhh, u guys dont know shit about UX nor design

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a developer this is hilarious. Also as a developer: This is why it’s important that stakeholders input, user training and 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Airtight program flow are the pillars of a successful software development.However I know this sentiment is not going to popular among devs

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

thankyou!.gif

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or u know, hire UX designers

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

As a UX design grad student, yes please!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This means your program is not user friendly.

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 11

does this mean we found the cup licker of the post?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I’ve seen user friendly programs get attacked with a hammer by idiots

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've had users misuse a browser file upload dialog. They clicked "upload" and then tried to drag and drop the selected file on the website.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Reason was, they could not distinguish the select-file-dialog from an Explorer window. And they did not understand modal dialogs.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The sad part is, the website would have even supported the drag and drop...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've tried that before and I'm always disappointed when I can't at least drop a file on the select-file-dialog to capture the path.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That software obviously has a memory leak :/

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 3

Can't we find a simpler and easier way to drink water?!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is what it's like when you jump back into an old game save after not touching a game for over a year.

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I always swear to myself I will never do it, yet I always do lol

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Whoa programmer resembles Hillary Clinton

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this the two girls one cup thing?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It doesn't matter how right you think you are, even if you are right, if most users are doing it wrong, that's a fault in your design.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

User: "I'm not getting an authentication e-mail." Programmer: " Did you check your spam folder?" User: "What's a spam folder?"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Important rule when you're coding "Always make your software based on the assumption that the user is an utter idiot".

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about the Michael Jackson / Weird Al love child in the back?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pebcak - Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sums up my experience

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes "software" is like this:

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Even more reason not to lick it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the damn driblet that's always left when you drink. That happens to everyone, right?

6 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 2

So this is where the joke flew past? I won't enjoy reading this thread.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Yeah, this is the work-around to a software malfunction.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Never encountered that. Get some drinking lessons.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Yes. This is the equivalent of getting some hot sauce on your finger and licking it off. But sure, shes a complete moron, all hail hive mind

6 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 4

get slumped. it's a fucking meme

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 14

One shouldn't be licking the cup like that in public, though; it's considered rude.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 7

It's not "considered" much of anything since most people don't consider it or ever think about it happening

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Not that in and of itself, but the physical act of sticking your tongue out like that in the process of eating or drinking.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

One's snide commentary about minor peccadilloes is considerably ruder.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Personally, I couldn't care less, but others do, and it sometimes is much easier to just act along such expectations from others.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It can also fun to just do it harder, and watch nosey fuckers squirm. If they can't shame you, they tend to avoid you, which works for me.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's keeping the coffee from making a stain on whatever she's setting her cup on.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You can wipe any droplets with your hand/thumb instead.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Then you have to lick your hand!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

How much coffee are you spilling?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

and this is why automation is bullshit

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No this is why automation is essential. More removal of idiots.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Automation just ends up following the standard paths. Manual the world is your oyster. Unit tests yeah, let the dev do that.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing can be idiot proof. They'll always come out with a better idiot.

6 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 1

Had a user complain that my program didn’t work, nothing happened when she clicked buttons. She was clicking a .jpg in the instruction email

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There’s a quote that goes, “Nothing is idiot proof because idiots are so ingenious.”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then the idiot is the creator for trying to make things idiot proof.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Finally I've come up with every possible precaution, it will never-" "It's too big."

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you don't you get sued.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As I say as a QA, you can test something with 500 sumulations and a couple of highend computers, cont...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

but 100,000 idiots will turn your code into dumpster fire.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't this be a user finding a workaround in flawed software.

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