I doubt this is one unfortunate soul... so, pull all the black burned charred off the turkey, finds some dry meat, chop real small, mix with mayo and make sandwiches. Throw the burned buns out of the 2nd floor window at carolers next week. Peel the sweet potatoes, if edible, mix with marshmallows & honey and sugar out. Put whipped cream on the pies, and tell your guests that want to discuss politics at dinner it's a fun pie in face contest. I got nothin on that ham??? Is it>? Go out for dinner
IThoughtTheElectricMayhemMightBeFreeButIWasWrong
drduffer
Chinese Take Out.
You mean those 3 words?
kidonanescalator
Holy Sharon Weiss!
windsmokefograinunite
Crush, kill, destroy!
morningxafter
I’m thinking Arby’s?
Immgoohr
Is it still a trend to mention the wrong usage of you're / your? Maybe in combination with sarcastic comments related to the education of the US?
xilodle
No worries. Tomorrow is Black Friday!
Weblord
F up the Celsius to Fahrenheit conversion? Got liquored up too early in the day?
whydidistoplurkingafterallthistime
Thanks, Marie Callendar!
psugab
Shenaniganz80
Bummer
OneMoreLime
Burn baby burn
YourCatPower
am I the only one that know how to use the build-in timer of the over ?
HuruinaInu
Cajun Blackened Thanksgiving
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Hello Pizza Hut?
HonestlySarcastc
That's weaponized incompetence
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
This shit's burnt!
draslin
Mount Doom Catering.
Ohdearthesearemymonkeys
Tasty carbon goodness
RobboRobboxyz
Goth Holiday Season ?
Nacon
3 words... "Set the alarm".
BlindGardener
Your pullout game isn’t so hot.
slidewhistlesymphony
God Fucking Dammit!
cattlegrazer82
Kill all humans
DoopHeadquarters
I’m going to allow this
FellaWithUmbrella
Mmm, carcinogens…
ZK383
I doubt this is one unfortunate soul... so, pull all the black burned charred off the turkey, finds some dry meat, chop real small, mix with mayo and make sandwiches. Throw the burned buns out of the 2nd floor window at carolers next week. Peel the sweet potatoes, if edible, mix with marshmallows & honey and sugar out. Put whipped cream on the pies, and tell your guests that want to discuss politics at dinner it's a fun pie in face contest. I got nothin on that ham??? Is it>? Go out for dinner
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Damn you auto kilns
TheDudeanator
Sushi glory hole