Which patches are YOU still waiting on?

Sep 2, 2024 7:43 PM

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i got the rollback to 1.0 :(

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can I just get the cheat codes?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Still using the beta version.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hasn't upload the patch:

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still no word from the devs on heart failure or cancer. It’s like they don’t even give a fuck. They can’t just blame it on user error forever!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So eye floaters go unaddressed still!?!?

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can't fix that without totally redesigning the eyeball.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

WONTFIX: Hardware issue, operating within tolerances.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"They're a feature, not a bug."

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They have been testing a third eye to address the issue. But third eyes only work in otherworldly ethereal mode. And cannot enter normal light mode. Stuck in pre-alpha.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can we have a v1.2? i would like to tune the greed slider down. like a bunch. and some more compassion would be nice. also remove the idea of weapon of mass destruction

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Empathy is a DLC and not everyone for the season pass.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately on the greed that's a defective unit issue, compassion is likewise a bugged interaction with motivation module. No idea on the WMD's though, that's not even IN the software? The hardware shouldn't even support that processing! Hmm... perhaps it's a faulty interaction of the creative thinking routines?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"i'll check with my supervisor what we can do. i call you back" Y_Y

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ooooohhh... bad luck there, lad probably needs authorization from management to push a fix and I heard the supervisor is out on vacation.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just talked with the stakeholders and we won’t be able to prioritize that soon we are still working on selective learning but we found in the knowledge module

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0