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https://bsky.app/profile/paleofuture.bsky.social/post/3lu446dhx4k2p
I want to make some joke about an emo vampire and the guy from 50 shades of grey but I haven’t read the books or seen any of the movie adaptations. All I know about these 2 men (without my consent) is from satire or parody. I know both books are not going to win a literary prize but they do the job well enough for some readers. God knows I read terrible books and fiction, and my rants are a good indicator of that habit. I’m not judging you for your taste in books/movies. But I am sure as hell thinking what the actual fuck goes on in that man’s head, aside from ketamine withdrawals and Nazi propaganda.
McFrazzlestache
How much are clothes in the Matrix, JP?
GoatNutz
Call it Epstein so that name is everywhere
friendsofsandwiches
Ai generated is AI generated. That's all I have to say on this.
majortool
Suck a Grok, Elno.
DonkeyGoat
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GigglingWordBearer
As I understand it 50 shades was legitimately twilight fan fiction until one of the authors friends told her it would be good enough to scrub the fan references out and rename everyone involved. Protect your brain cells and learn no more.
keyblader1985
DodgyMerchant
Creepy guy likes creepy guys
panta3
Both are sort of predatory characters, I can see where he got his inspiration.
CogentMoment
Well, they are the same character, written by two different people according to the lore.
PrincessLeliana
I mean, 50 shades was literally twilight fanfiction so they are the same guy
ChelVanin
What could possibly go wrong?
layinginbedfeelinglikeaquesarito
Elon being into both of those series makes total sense.
SidonisAntares
An immortal “being” that has sketchy age preferences and a severe misunderstanding of what constitutes healthy BDSM? Sounds about right, especially when you consider that 50 Shades of Grey is quite literally re-branded and heavily edited Twilight fanfic erotica.
LykeLadyGodiva
Well they’re the same character essentially since 50 shades was a fanfic of Twilight. Also why they’re both cringey 😬
Arcygenical
Cringy shit brings me such joy.
KR1570F
This is the ouroboros of stupid ideas, literally. 50 shades is based on twilight. So we're getting a cross between a vampire shitty boyfriend and the rich asshole version of that same shitty boyfriend. Anyone wanna bet that elon hopes to model grok after himself and try to pretend like that's his immortality. 50 norwegian krone that he tries to merge with grok in some kind of awkward weird sex thing and machine mind upload
Puolitettupuolituttu
So a combination of an asshole paedophile and an asshole millionaire. Seems pretty on-brand.
boevis
Wow, redundant much? :D