Why they rule the World :)

Jul 5, 2025 8:48 PM

Luvlyquants

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"what,? Like it's hard?"

- cat, if he did not ignore everyone anyway

1 week ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I’m also thinking that Cat was thinking, “I could just walk around this silly-ass bridge, but that wouldn’t embarrass doggo nearly enough.”

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cattle grids are used to prevent livestock from walking over them.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The turn at the end there... "Did I walk over... Ah, yea. A cattle grid. Sweet."

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cattle have long legs, and have a hard time with cattle grates.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well it did say the length of the legs, not that just longer was better for this purpose, to be fair....

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat's Grace, they've got advantage on dexterity checks.

1 week ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

And a dex of 15 with balance +10.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No darkvision though for some reason

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So you're saying take a dip into Warlock for Devil's Sight. Got it!

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the most baffling things about dnd cats when i heard about it

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But how do they compare in a flat out sprint? Are we judging fish on their climbing?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Dogs are slower as they are persistence predators. Cats rely on burst speed and are 50%+ faster.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well that adds up with why we made such good hunting buddies

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

100%. Dual persistence predators for the winRAR.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The average house cat can run at 30 mph (48.3 km/h). Dachshunds can only do about 20mph (32.2 km/h).

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is why we love cats and dogs. They evoke different emotions in us

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Often opposite yet equally satisfying evocations

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Length of the cats legs makes zero difference they use direct registering meaning that their back foot goes exactly where their front foot was

1 week ago | Likes 227 Dislikes 5

Yeah. Fn cat cheated.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good luck trying that with stumpy legs, no? I see no way the weiner could do that even if he wanted to.

1 week ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

In this case the length of the body is more relevant than the direct registry yes

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I mean it's more of a body/leg ratio to be fair

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That too.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dogs can do that too unless they are Dachshunds and physically incapable of it.

1 week ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Dogs generally need to be trained or conditioned, cats do so instinctively. (re: direct registering, not crossing a cattle guard)

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My hound-y mix places his back paws in his front paws' prints. I assure you I did not train him to do that.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cats are like stormtroopers and March to hide their numbers

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

(Akshually the original quote was about Tusken Raiders aka "sand people")

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, you're right. The stormtroopers didn't and that's how Ben knew it was then

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1 week ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 0

Work smart, not hard.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Single file... To hide their numbers

1 week ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

I learned this in runescape except everyone followed the leader and look like two people on the minimap until the person is close enough to right click and see list of players long enough to go off screen.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This would have been better if a dog followed them out.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cats walk in a way called "direct registering," where their back paws land almost exactly where their front paws just stepped, leaving only two visible footprints instead of four. This behavior helps them walk quietly, conserve energy, and maintain steady footing

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

There is always one in a group.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Most cats actually do that, it's not weird at all but an evolotion. Leaving only two visible footprints instead of four. This behavior helps them walk quietly, conserve energy, and maintain steady footing

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I meant the last one that walked cross legged through the tracks

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

she's trying her best ;)

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh I upvoted you for being snarky to the intelligent one in the crowd and you had to go and wreck it.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sorry

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0