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Crawford won!!! Called by AP, and it looks like a landslide. I live in a rural (and very red) part of this state and the queue for voting was 30 minutes. A bigger turnout than the federal election.
Here are two stories I heard in line (I swear)
"When they bussed us to that rally (Elon's), it didn't seem right. They had us write our names on paper and put it in a bucket. Then they drew names and it was a couple of kids in suits. I can't support dishonesty." (Yeah wtf haha)
"He's (no clue) broken it all. He is taking everything. I ain't never voted in my life but I'm here now to do what's right."
Heck. Yes. Supreme Court majority in WI finally.
smorsdoeuvres
The people have spoken
RetrogradeLlama
Oh yeah. As my prophecy foretold - people don't like billionaires running rigged contests.
kickahippie
When the musk rat did the same thing in PA he was sued because the way he described it was basically a raffle. Which to run a raffle has a lot of stipulations attached, so in court he had to admit that the people who were getting checks were pre chosen.
Like everything he does, its a scam
VeryStableGenius
That's some creepy stories.
tallyhoho
FINALLY! I'M GETTING SUPER DRUNK TOMORROW FOR DEMOCRACY it's much too late tonight
BoopScoopZoop
As you should!! But like wisconsin drunk or just normal drunk.
tallyhoho
I'm going to go pull out the beer bong from college