Wife Aggro Unknowingly Acquired

Aug 6, 2017 7:49 PM

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Wife Aggro Unknowingly Acquired

This joke has an unexpected twist at the end wherein which we discover a computer programmer closely listens to, understands and accurately follows his wife's instructions.

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This joke is Hanlon's Razor personified.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buy a gallon of milk AND IF there are eggs THEN buy a dozen gallons of milk ELSE come home

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Condescending Kanga? <3 it !

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would be 12 gallons.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

^ this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

buyMilk(1).AND.IIF(eggs<>" ",buyMilk(12),) It's the and that does it. 13 gallons..

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

public int getNumberOfMilkToBuy(bool storeHasEggs) {int milkToBuy = 1; if(storeHasEggs) milkToBuy += 12; return milkToBuy;}

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

It shouldn't be +=. The logic is off.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1