Wife is 40 weeks pregnant and they need to practice for the baby

Jun 26, 2025 7:33 PM

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No paternity test needed! That baby is loved! ?

dog

corgi

cute

funny

aww

Corgle? Beagie?

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s common for pregnant women to want a new pet. The hormones are strong and the need to care for something is strong.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dogs are quieter and less work, I love my kids but they caused a LOT of sleepless nights.

3 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No, theyre as. Loud and difficult as babies, it is just for a much shorter time, weeks instead of months and years

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

which one is your wife?

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Can I pet that dawg?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dog: I don't remember this part of the deal

3 days ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

DogMom: I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can we just skip the baby and keep the corgi?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

40 weeks?! That’s like 10 British years.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My corgi is 13 years old, and he still loves to be cradled like a baby.

3 days ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

You practice baby! Beautiful Corgi! Good Luck! 🐕 👶

3 days ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

You know we have a name for time periods of multiple weeks. Mungs? Nonths? I never get it right...

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

When it comes to pregnancy weeks is the measurement because things happen so quickly. The beginning of month 8 is not the same as the end of month 8.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

40 WEEKS? 40? That seems high.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

40 is the standard gestation time. Remember that you start counting from the first day of the last menstrual period. Conception happens usually 2 weeks after that and the nidation of the embryo happens about 5 days later. Which is when your body starts to unleash tons of hormones. The first 14 weeks are intense because your body is changing to prepare for the baby growing and for what comes after. You guys need sex Ed.

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

37-42 weeks for human pregnancy. i'm guessing you took 9 (months) x 4 to get the week count and got 36 but months have more than 4 weeks

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