Will I Clear My Phone Dump? (27) Brain Malfunction

Sep 20, 2023 1:40 PM

tarwen

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Will be practically no commentary as I've poked my brain with a stick and it says it ain't doing shit today. Having roughly 8hrs a day Mon-Fri construction noises going on around me sent my brain packing on the struggle bus

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#23 I wish I couldn't relate to this

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ohshitmylaundry

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I hate that you know me so well. Take your glory

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#6 I mean, it doesn't help that dialogue volume comes out at like a tenth the decibels of background music.

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#2 "ok they are about to say something important I should be fully focused so I can listen to and hear and understand what it is that they are trying to communicate to me because it is clearly important to them and I should respect that and make an attempt to listen to what they are going to say to me so that I can make an appropriate response that---FUCKFUCKFUCK I MISSED IT!!! I MISSED WHAT THEY SAID!!!! OH FUCK PLAY IT COOL, SAY SOMETHING SO IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE LISTENING: "...uh yeah..."

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sadly i relate to most of these

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The lack of commentary was wonderful

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Thank you for saying so, that takes me back to my childhood where in the next 10 comments I shall reach the max character quota 🤪

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#2 this doesnt prove one has adhd right? ....right?

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It does not, people can have a variety of forms of executive dysfunction for a variety of reasons

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I have a girl (student) that you can see it in her face, when I say I need to you listen to me, focus, that she can't hear me. She's looking into my eyes but I know she's just focusing on focusing.

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The worst thing to ask someone with adhd is what/pardon makes me immediately forget what I just said every time.

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Whoa. Overpaying your cat tax there. I didn't ask to have a cat tax refund debt today.

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Oh no, it's me.

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It's okay, it's us

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us of one! us of one!

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Possibly the most relatable dump I've seen in a long time

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All these ADHD, neurodivergent, ADD posts start to make me wonder if I have some low level/ high functioning version but then I figure I’m probably just a weirdo and most likely don’t have anything diagnose-able wrong with me.

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My question is similar, is there a name for my particular being or am I just weird sitting in a category of questionable personality.

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#6 snack time subs

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Dude where's my executive function

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The function cake is a lie

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#9 - Juice is something that comes *from* the thing specified. He's thinking of waffle *sauce*

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I just finished a jar of the '21 vintage waffle sauce and will have to help my brother in law tap trees this winter if I ever want any more

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So, get the tree juice to make the waffle sauce

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I desire the waffle sauce.

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With three brain injuries, I thoroughly enjoyed this

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#22 however I can listen to a book at 2x speed. Hypothesis-books don't expect you to respond, so you don't need the extra time to process a coherent thought.

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There's also auditory dyslexia. I dislike audio books and podcasts and talk radio because of mine.

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#4

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#19 well shit. I suppose I should go get my laundry from the dryer.

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Waffle juice? Waffle sauce.

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Waffle juice is something you squeeze from a waffle, when you want a beverage that captures that nuance of waffle. Waffle sauce is something you apply to waffles.

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In our household we apply two different waffle sauces. One from the evaporated condensed juice of a sugar maple. The other from roasted legumes that have been milled to a fine paste.

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Looking forward to this later when you forgot you posted it the first time.

2 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

I did go "... Damn, did I post this one already?" 🫠

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Thought you were gonna say “Post what?” 😊

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I really don't have the brain cell today, that would've been awesome

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Yeah, sorry - it was my turn yesterday and I forgot to send it your way

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#1 Meat brain is a traitor, pocket notepad will never betray me.

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Just so long as you remember to use the pocket notepad

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Once again meat brain sabotages my attempts to circumnavigate it.

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#19 I went down to the dumpster at my building once and was shocked to find a bunch of my clothes and stuff in there that I hadn't thrown out. I had done laundry and competent forgotten about it and I guess someone eventually threw it out from the building laundry

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Oof that's gotta hurt the person when you brought them back in and had to wash them again 🤣

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I just left them there. not worth it tbh

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Only start the laundry on weekend mornings so you have time to fix it if you forget. Also, set an alarm that will keep going off if you ignore it, so eventually you HAVE to go deal with it and the laundry.

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I have Alarm Clock Xtreme and one of the premium features is needing to scar a bar/qr code to dismiss it, and you can set it to a specific code. Someone could put a label on their washer machine and set that for the laundry alarm, so the only way to shut it up is go to the washer.

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Laundry is one of the few things I get right, it's always in the morning... I just have to remember to bring it indoors when it's dry or I risk rain/tripping over myself in the dark bringing it in

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I'm waiting in my car to pick up my kids from school and just remembered that I put towels in the washer.... yesterday

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I did, then I also hung it up to dry... that was last month... yesterday I took it down... Maybe I'll get to folding it soon!

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Damn, you're nearly there! Congrats!

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Might just wear it instead of folding it and putting it away...

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Anywhere can be a wardrobe if you're using it that way... Are clothes really put away before being worn?

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True! -I'm using the 'three stacks'method: One is 'dirty', another one is 'wearable' and the last one is clean!

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#1 I'm not sure why someone felt the edit the comic when the original is completely valid.

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If people only edited memes that weren't valid we'd have run out of them a long time ago 😅

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Both are relatable

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yeah this is better

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