May 28, 2018 2:48 AM
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#windows10 #windows10crash #funny #science_and_tech
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wildcatfan4life
I gave up and went back to windows 8
disposableairman
If you had a wifi adapter issue, uninstall all vpn clients you have. Reinstall wifi driver, then reinstall vpn client. 2/2 for updates
fantasticlight
Had zero issues.
Killertortilla
Ditto
HeyItzWerty
This last update caused the recovery drive to show low disk space warnings all the time... Made work dumb for awhile... Thanks Microsoft!
ChunLisThighs
Mine did that, the sound settings all went haywire as well. Spent hours fixing it all
Navrodel
Hah! Joke's on them, their updates haven't gone through on my computer in 7 months! ... I really need to fix that.
fiddlewheelx
My compy could fry eggs after that damned update
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
I am sooooo glad i stuck with 7.
chunkystick
Realborisboef
Panda. Made in a Hasj Lab.
MovieMoments
Yeah it kept making my laptop shut off every time I opened chrome. Now, miraculously, it's fine Fter doing fuck all
FeelingSpry
Still on win7 everything works
RepostFromLastWeek
I have Windows XP systems still. They all work. Doesn't mean its a good idea to have them.
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
Mine needs to reset networking drivers every time. It says "will reset in 5 minutes and reboot" but it is doing nahthing else.
Bytencoder
Your perfectly working PC, now we're going to update it.. hush hush hush.. Aaaand, it's gone.
IncromulentManchild
a couple times a week a customer’s PC gets caught in a boot loop because of these updates. i’m really tired of MS’s BS.
nahtan00
i broke my windows update... wheres your god now
blamethedogforthefart
How? I tried to do that so the last big update would get blocked, it just fixed itself every time
taking ownership of some system files and forcing windows to delete it... i'm surprised i haven't broke my entire system
Whipawa
So happy I finally found a way to make windows unable to update anything. No more of this crap.
skbomega
Once an update caused my computer to go into an infinite loop of trying to restore the previous version and restarting the install.
theonetruetom
My notebook got bricked by an update recently
YoureThinkingOfSomeoneElse
My Laptop never has an issue after updates.
Mycologics
I am always very lucky. I never have any issues with updates
melgart18
Fuck windows. Planned obsolescence. A windows operating system from fucking early 2000's is still miles better and more stable than win10
zbcm
It takes a lot of learning and experimenting, but I've switched to Linux for my daily driver type stuff. 1/2
Sure, it'll be a huge pain in the ass for some people, but it's actually really fun and you can customize it how you want.
crunchb3rry
I'm amazed their updates can manage to fuck up Photos so much. It's like the most basic program there is.
SLAANESHonNSFWposts
That's why I always disable automatic updates
ping0s
Good luck with windows 10.
You just have to disable the service in the administrator tools.
Doesn't work, it reactivates it, I had disabled the service, worked fine for 2 years, the last major update reactivated the service
Zyrixion
You CAN do it, they just made it vastly more annoying.
2lppl2
Make a batch file that stops and disables the Windows Update service, make a shortcut out of that, add it to the startup menu.
SendInTheWolf
Mac fanboys in 3, 2, 1...
KnowerOfNothing
Here I am! Oh wait, wrong kind of Mac...
jcarmona
Every major update changes all my default apps back to Microsoft and break my Bluetooth pairings.
Retrikaethan
*laughs in windows 7*
JHawke
*laughs in linux*
paulguy119
Then there's gentoo updates.
ThisSubCouldUseMoreBees
Ive had windows 10 updates break sooooo many computers and in the end had to completely reinstall.
Your first error was allowing windows to update. We've known this is a bad idea for over 20 years.
TarkusOfTheBlackIron
Happened to me a couple years ago, for some reason after the update no application would run at all, had to reinstall the OS
cannedLaughter0
I think need to reinstall my OS and can't find my product key... am I RIP?
Dravit
I have W10P just so I can control updates...
ahm3dsaid
You can always go back to previous version
I am using 7 on non gaming PCs. But latest directx only runs on 10 :/. Plus I’m speaking mainly for customers I’ve had to fix
valen00
I normally look after SME client's for a fixed price per month. I'm dreading when they migrate to 10.
tipitiwitchet
One unapproved update and my computer stopped recognizing keyboard or mouse, USB or ps/2. Effectively bricked it
Astronomical110
Yeah, except when it fails
Steffn
No, especially when it fails.
cellpunk
Not when it doesn't boot in to the OS.
ekaf
It’s IT guys like you that give the industry a bad name. You can always roll back even if it’s in a boot loop.
Fuck off guy I tried that first. 3 separate times I even had Microsoft look at it. After rollback it wouldn’t install updates properly
On another occasion the update wouldn’t actually install but broke everything. Would take 4 hours to get to 100% and then revert. A repair
/2 Install wouldn’t even fix it. And I did EVERYTHING. Not my fault Microsoft can’t get updates correctly.
pEdRaTeMpA
My PC was fine after
DejWoSWK
I think if the person was banging their head with the coke bottle it would be more fitting depiction of how much of it is on user's end.
I don't think that is fair, windows 10 was more or less forced on a ton of pcs simply not designed to run it well.
I have multiple systems (all self built) with practically zero issues.
AwesomeName
Dendalyon
My god, my childhood show as a gif on imgur? It is so beautiful.
RavensX1X
It froze my computer half way thru. So the upgrade didn't take and win8 was gone.
BannedbyastupidMod
mine don't.
terimaki
My vbox docker crashed....
Hinahou
Mine's actually better now. When I was playing a video through my speakers, the audio was always double speed after pausing. No longer is.
CatBlaster5000
I guess that means it doesn't happen then
zma123456
Some of those updates are crucial. A lot of the times they are patches for bugs and such stuff.
lunasabacus
The problem is the updates often add more bugs than they fix.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
I would be more than happy to make sure they push through. I would, however, love to know more than obfuscated "security issues".
Jahrule
Seriously.. ?
Yes. Seriously.
I still think I should be able to decide if I want to install them, they can warn me about the risks, but not force me.
Badger96
You can decide tho, there is lots of ways to disable Windows updates.
The small updates, yes, the big one from earlier this year, no
Ye you can, disable it in Local Group Policy
Ifavouriteallthecatstuff
That may be right but it shouldn't be that hard to disable it. If I wanted to have no control over my property, I'd buy an Apple product
You need W10 pro for that
wildcatfan4life
I gave up and went back to windows 8
disposableairman
If you had a wifi adapter issue, uninstall all vpn clients you have. Reinstall wifi driver, then reinstall vpn client. 2/2 for updates
fantasticlight
Had zero issues.
Killertortilla
Ditto
HeyItzWerty
This last update caused the recovery drive to show low disk space warnings all the time... Made work dumb for awhile... Thanks Microsoft!
ChunLisThighs
Mine did that, the sound settings all went haywire as well. Spent hours fixing it all
Navrodel
Hah! Joke's on them, their updates haven't gone through on my computer in 7 months! ... I really need to fix that.
fiddlewheelx
My compy could fry eggs after that damned update
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
I am sooooo glad i stuck with 7.
chunkystick
Realborisboef
Panda. Made in a Hasj Lab.
MovieMoments
Yeah it kept making my laptop shut off every time I opened chrome. Now, miraculously, it's fine Fter doing fuck all
FeelingSpry
Still on win7 everything works
RepostFromLastWeek
I have Windows XP systems still. They all work. Doesn't mean its a good idea to have them.
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
Mine needs to reset networking drivers every time. It says "will reset in 5 minutes and reboot" but it is doing nahthing else.
Bytencoder
Your perfectly working PC, now we're going to update it.. hush hush hush.. Aaaand, it's gone.
IncromulentManchild
a couple times a week a customer’s PC gets caught in a boot loop because of these updates. i’m really tired of MS’s BS.
nahtan00
i broke my windows update... wheres your god now
blamethedogforthefart
How? I tried to do that so the last big update would get blocked, it just fixed itself every time
nahtan00
taking ownership of some system files and forcing windows to delete it... i'm surprised i haven't broke my entire system
Whipawa
So happy I finally found a way to make windows unable to update anything. No more of this crap.
skbomega
Once an update caused my computer to go into an infinite loop of trying to restore the previous version and restarting the install.
theonetruetom
My notebook got bricked by an update recently
YoureThinkingOfSomeoneElse
My Laptop never has an issue after updates.
Mycologics
I am always very lucky. I never have any issues with updates
melgart18
Fuck windows. Planned obsolescence. A windows operating system from fucking early 2000's is still miles better and more stable than win10
zbcm
It takes a lot of learning and experimenting, but I've switched to Linux for my daily driver type stuff. 1/2
zbcm
Sure, it'll be a huge pain in the ass for some people, but it's actually really fun and you can customize it how you want.
crunchb3rry
I'm amazed their updates can manage to fuck up Photos so much. It's like the most basic program there is.
SLAANESHonNSFWposts
That's why I always disable automatic updates
ping0s
Good luck with windows 10.
SLAANESHonNSFWposts
You just have to disable the service in the administrator tools.
blamethedogforthefart
Doesn't work, it reactivates it, I had disabled the service, worked fine for 2 years, the last major update reactivated the service
Zyrixion
You CAN do it, they just made it vastly more annoying.
2lppl2
Make a batch file that stops and disables the Windows Update service, make a shortcut out of that, add it to the startup menu.
SendInTheWolf
Mac fanboys in 3, 2, 1...
KnowerOfNothing
Here I am! Oh wait, wrong kind of Mac...
jcarmona
Every major update changes all my default apps back to Microsoft and break my Bluetooth pairings.
Retrikaethan
*laughs in windows 7*
JHawke
*laughs in linux*
paulguy119
Then there's gentoo updates.
ThisSubCouldUseMoreBees
Ive had windows 10 updates break sooooo many computers and in the end had to completely reinstall.
Zyrixion
Your first error was allowing windows to update. We've known this is a bad idea for over 20 years.
TarkusOfTheBlackIron
Happened to me a couple years ago, for some reason after the update no application would run at all, had to reinstall the OS
cannedLaughter0
I think need to reinstall my OS and can't find my product key... am I RIP?
Dravit
I have W10P just so I can control updates...
ahm3dsaid
You can always go back to previous version
ThisSubCouldUseMoreBees
I am using 7 on non gaming PCs. But latest directx only runs on 10 :/. Plus I’m speaking mainly for customers I’ve had to fix
valen00
I normally look after SME client's for a fixed price per month. I'm dreading when they migrate to 10.
tipitiwitchet
One unapproved update and my computer stopped recognizing keyboard or mouse, USB or ps/2. Effectively bricked it
Astronomical110
Yeah, except when it fails
Steffn
No, especially when it fails.
cellpunk
Not when it doesn't boot in to the OS.
ekaf
It’s IT guys like you that give the industry a bad name. You can always roll back even if it’s in a boot loop.
ThisSubCouldUseMoreBees
Fuck off guy I tried that first. 3 separate times I even had Microsoft look at it. After rollback it wouldn’t install updates properly
ThisSubCouldUseMoreBees
On another occasion the update wouldn’t actually install but broke everything. Would take 4 hours to get to 100% and then revert. A repair
ThisSubCouldUseMoreBees
/2 Install wouldn’t even fix it. And I did EVERYTHING. Not my fault Microsoft can’t get updates correctly.
pEdRaTeMpA
My PC was fine after
DejWoSWK
I think if the person was banging their head with the coke bottle it would be more fitting depiction of how much of it is on user's end.
JHawke
I don't think that is fair, windows 10 was more or less forced on a ton of pcs simply not designed to run it well.
RepostFromLastWeek
I have multiple systems (all self built) with practically zero issues.
AwesomeName
Dendalyon
My god, my childhood show as a gif on imgur? It is so beautiful.
jcarmona
Every major update changes all my default apps back to Microsoft and break my Bluetooth pairings.
RavensX1X
It froze my computer half way thru. So the upgrade didn't take and win8 was gone.
BannedbyastupidMod
mine don't.
terimaki
My vbox docker crashed....
Hinahou
Mine's actually better now. When I was playing a video through my speakers, the audio was always double speed after pausing. No longer is.
CatBlaster5000
I guess that means it doesn't happen then
zma123456
Some of those updates are crucial. A lot of the times they are patches for bugs and such stuff.
lunasabacus
The problem is the updates often add more bugs than they fix.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
I would be more than happy to make sure they push through. I would, however, love to know more than obfuscated "security issues".
Jahrule
Seriously.. ?
RepostFromLastWeek
Yes. Seriously.
blamethedogforthefart
I still think I should be able to decide if I want to install them, they can warn me about the risks, but not force me.
Badger96
You can decide tho, there is lots of ways to disable Windows updates.
blamethedogforthefart
The small updates, yes, the big one from earlier this year, no
Badger96
Ye you can, disable it in Local Group Policy
Ifavouriteallthecatstuff
That may be right but it shouldn't be that hard to disable it. If I wanted to have no control over my property, I'd buy an Apple product
blamethedogforthefart
You need W10 pro for that