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SoberAndBored
Oh, it's fucking ON.
Bobby360
Free books for children, the monster!!!
SkutFarkas
Convicted Felon Donald Trump.
jediknightswhosayni
34 for 45
mikeymikec
https://imgur.com/fLp8uaG
ArtSparkle
Not our dolly parton. We ride at dawn
flounder35
federalist fucked around it's time they find out
Bunnies007
The right don't like Dolly because she turned down the Presidential Medal twice from Trump. The MAGAs took it personally even though Dolly said that the first time it was because her husband was ill and the second time was during lockdown and she didn't want to travel. They also don't like her because she gives free books to children, and that probably smells like communism to them.
Paireon
Also she likes queer people, and pays college tuition for her Dollyland employees that need it. Which also smells like communism to them.
Bunnies007
Kindness is weakness, compassion is communism. What a world they live in. What a world they want to impose on the rest of us.
Gryphonosiris
Being told that greed is the only way, that people need to "pull themselves up by their bootstraps", that if someone isn't as white as you they are automatically inferior, and if they don't perform the same rituals to their imaginary sky daddy as you do that they deserve to suffer.
Paireon
1930 all over again.
hotaru251
If you are on the opposite side of soemthing than Dolly....you KNOW you fk'd up.
Shes up there with bob ross & mr rogers in being an actual caring person.
Gryphonosiris
If there was divinity on earth, she'd be pretty close to it.
graehall
Article was written by an evangelical tradwife, if you want to know the sort of hateful dumbass behind it
Neurisko
Published by a site that claimed widespread voting fraud. It's just another right wing nutjob site.
nevernotsure
intaglioguy
The Federalist needs to keep her name out of their whore mouth. Dolly is the purest manifestation of love to be found. No wonder they hate what she advocates.
MmmmmSoup
Let me guess she said don't be cunt and cunty republicans are sad
CowboyRooster
Riiiight, the lady who gives away free books just happens to be a witch. /s
LieselSkywalker
heyletsbefriends
spontaneous9
Oh no you di' ent!
aksnone
GravyEducation
Tsig
Nobody fucks with Dolly!
ErniesWidow
What assholes! Dolly is an international treasure.
silentjay01
Yet these same people are just fine with "Prosperity Gospel" televangelists.
Sonicschilidogs
Considering where Dolly started, prosperity gospel yayhoos should think she's damn near the godliest woman on Earth
rmmmm
Do. Not. Touch. Dolly
LeCoq1963
The Federalist is but a fart in the wind
Paireon
You wish. They have some pretty powerful support from libertarian-fascists and other right-wing bigots (but I repeat myself).
pocsaclypse
Paireon
That was so totally intentional on McFarlane's part; the parallels are supposed to be blatantly obvious.
jwebbmx75
getadogupya
It was only a matter of time. She was a force for good.
Delathi
IS
getadogupya
I mean, you're right. Just surprised it took them so long.
LookingLikeASnack
She used to be a force for good. She still is, but she used to too.
PrastaryOrk
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Oh god, not those fuckers. "We're magical werewolves who don't use the warp for our power and don't listen to the codex, but no one can bother us ~UwU~"
DraydanGuitar
I mean, i play Black templars and we wipe our arses with the xodex astartes, so space wolf ain't the only one lol.
LegendaryGarf
In this specific situation, the Old four will set aside their differences to aid the Imperium.
HydraNine
Do you hear the voices, too??
Gerthquake
vinny8boberano
IT LEAVES THE DOLLY ALONE OR IT GETS THE EMPEROR ON THE GOLDEN THRONE!!!
RalphH
The Space Wolves!
johnzaku
Alesdair
“I was something beyond furious.” Dorn, probably
RalphH
... brings the lunar wolves
Paireon
No. Get the First.
"With the arsenal that He had entrusted to their keeping, the Dark Angels had at their disposal the firepower to usher in a new Old Night should they, or He, so desire it. [...] For where Russ was a warning, the Lion was a solution. The final solution.
He was the Emperor’s exterminator. [...] When the First Legion turned their guns upon a foe it was to annihilate without trace, to obliterate beyond all hope of record."
PrastaryOrk
drw16
reporting in. it is i, bjerg bjergsen of the 2nd company wolf wolves.
SunBrolem
bjorn bjornsen reporting
KingSwing
All I heard you say was wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf and wolf.
onlyawfulnamesleft
It is I, Iron hand, of the Iron Hands, standing by in the Iron Hand battlecuiser of the Iron Hands. Beside me is Crow Crow of the Crow Guard
drw16
it's so much worse than just crow crow, too. it's the species name for the common raven.
HisDudness
HELLO, FRIENDS! IT IS I, SALAMANDER SALAMANDER! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING, BUT IT IS GOOD TO BE AMONG FRIENDS!
PrastaryOrk
TheGreyGryphon
WHY AM I SUDDENLY ON FIRE OH GOD YOU FOUND ME OUT AS A HERETIC FUCK FUCK FUCK
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
DenStortalendeMester
Ironferrox
Why do I figure that this horseshit even pisses off khorne so beating the fuck out of these asshats is something traitors and loyalists can agree on. Like shit kicking filthy xenos
DenStortalendeMester
elten
Let's knot be hasty, big E
Selfinflictedwounds
Apparently they have issues with Dolly's acceptance of homosexuals.....
"Dolly's right that all should be treated with love and kindness, but when we refuse to label sin a sin, we're doing more harm than good.".
Amazing how the 2nd part let you know the 1st part was bullshit...
CyanideBreathMint
Isn’t their god the one that that deems sin, and not the people under it? Seems akin to taking the lords name in vain, but I am no theologian.
Djones06236
It's always convenient that they point out that gay people have sin, but according to their own religion all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. And then there's the whole don't cast stones if you sin, but I'm an atheist, why should I understand their bible more than them?
alsoAzrael
It's just another example of a very tired conservative trope. They always try to convince people that love isn't loving, kindness isn't kind, and acceptance is evil. Meanwhile hate is actually love, meanness is actually kindness, and rejection is a display of christ's love. To be honest, modern Christian conservative doctrine is the best argument around for the existence of Satan, as they are exactly what I would imagine Satan would want them to be if he were real.
DWolf
A sin, say like being judgemental (first one) instead of loving thy neighbors like thyself (second one).
JimboTCB
Everyone should be treated with love and kindness except for the people we don't like, how hard is that to understand? Surely you remember that important caveat which Jesus included in the "goodwill to all men" thing?
knotwitchcraft
"And Jesus Said, the most important commandment is to love your neighbor as yourself... except homosexuals."
Ironferrox
But aparently he went out of his way to basically include in his messages examples of nearly every hated group as people to love, prostitutes, lepers, Roman’s, tax Collectors. Zealots and Samaritan’s. It’s almost like the guy went out of his way to tell people love the neighbor was all inclusive and that he absolutely didn’t stutter on that one.
No wonder the executed him he told people they could no longer use religion as an excuse to be assholes… everybody disliked that
CatsIsTheAnswer
The statement isn't contradictory by itself, it's actually the core of the christian doctrine. But since such statement come from homophobis assholes yes, you're still right
Apothecarius
"all should be treated with love and kindness, unless we don't like them."
Ironferrox
Was it not Christ who said who is without sin cast the first stone and when asked of the greatest commandment he said to love got above all else even one’s self and to love one’s neighbor as if they were one’s self. Seems like the federalists need to get right with Jesus and Dolly’s a couple steps ahead of the average Christian curve. Knew There was a reason that her gospel
Albums didn’t Reek of the usual hypocrisy of the church
OutboardOverlord
"The Federalist". Says it all really. They can go get utterly fucked.
leechdemon
...don't conservatives hate the federal government? This is like Luke Skywalker starting a group called "The Sith"...
spiderjohn36
Some would call them "paradoxical". I would call them hypocritical.
Sakkura
With a cactus.
Evillairforrent
Paige agrees.
Paireon
A full saguaro per person up the pooper, preferably.
batcountry808
I am absolutely not going to look up the Federalists website and I am 100% confident that whatever it is will be total bullshit - but what on earth did Dolly do?
getadogupya
kamyward
LGBT support, free diverse books, and cleavage. The horror.
carolellogram
She isn’t calling sin a sin according to them it’s a cornerstone of Christianity. Oh and by sin they mean lgbtq, as usual.
nibot43
That Christians worship the teachings of Paul over the teachings of Jesus is the true sin. if you believe in sin that is.
Illithidbane
LGBT support, which they say is refusing to call sin a sin.
batcountry808
Most likely yeah. She's always done that though so I was wondering if there was something specific she'd done recently. I did just find out that she's making a Broadway musical about her life which could be it. Or not. Honestly, even though I asked I don't fucking care. What I do care about though is that DOLLY PARTON IS MAKING A BROADWAY MUSICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
3ifish
Didn't that Jesus guy say, something, something, cast the first stone?
SunBrolem
Dont try to make sense of it, they aren't listening. They don't actually care what jesus said, or what the bible commands, its just an excuse they can use to be hateful.
sbloyd
'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.' The trick is, they believe they are without sin.
shyriath
I made the mistake of reading part of the Federalist's article, and they actually address that, though to me their argument sounds an awful lot like "that doesn't count because reasons".
BryanTenn
They even ignore CURRENT religious leaders when they don't like what they say.
Illithidbane
Why not? Political Christians ignore virtually everything in the Bible already. To Political Christians, Jesus is no more their leader than Ronald the clown is the leader of McDonalds. Jesus is a mascot. Jesus is marketing. Jesus is not actually important. All that matters is the money to buy power, and the power to make money.
Paireon
Eh, still bad, but far better than fundamentalist US Catholics. Who BTW should be excommunicated for refusing to listen to the pope.
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alsoAzrael
No he was talking about dolly parton.
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
thetossedaside
If the reason is "I'm not wasting my time on bullshit.. don't read any more of my comment. If the reason is "I'm not giving those fuckbuckets the clicks." : https://web.archive.org/web/20240606113715/https://thefederalist.com/2024/06/06/theres-nothing-loving-about-dolly-partons-false-gospel/
thetossedaside
.... it's not worth the time tbh. Unless you're into mental gymnastics...
PerthAussieMike
Saying that about one of the worlds most favourite lady is so very close to like killing John Wicks puppy, IMHO
phalanxausage
Seriously. Ask Unknown Hinson how it worked out for him.
Paireon
"Who?"
"Exactly."
(Also hilarious that his pseudonym is Unknown because that's exactly what he became again after that shit he tried to pull)
gingerpholife
Don't f@*% with Dolly!
28dayslaterwasawarning
I think anyone would recognise Jolene and Islands in the Stream
Snark42
And I GUARANTEE that Dolly knows how to shoot a gun.
pareidoliaperson
At this they'd think Jesus is a false gospel if he wss alife now.
F4ndango
Reminds of the pastor we heard about a while back whose parishioners started complaining about all the woke crap he was preaching, when he was just preaching what Jesus had said.
DeadeicPrints
That's the best way to phrase it. This is almost a declaration of war.
pareidoliaperson
No.
DeadeicPrints
?
NomDeImguerre
North-America's*. Most of the world is mostly ambivalent or ignorant of your lady. Even if she is a queer icon.
jasjourno
oh shit, the culture warriors are back .. fascinating.
so many upvotes, too!
TheRicM
I wouldn’t say most of the world is ignorant. Especially the older generations, she is vastly popular
ThatTransformersDude
Idk I grew in Perú and I grew up with Nine to Five, Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, and Dolly... like her music didn't get as much exposure but her movies were known.
ThereWillBeDownvotes
Hilarious that you replied to "Perth Aussie Mike" by calling Dolly "your lady". Reaaaaallly cuts your argument out from under you.
dafrey
Marikhen
Homosexual queer or weird queer?
Gayforbae
Yes
CyanideBreathMint
All 3
anakhasilver
She lost in a Dolly Parton drag contest despite being Dolly Parton and congratulated the winner happily. Almost certain she only joined to boost that person's self-esteem.
ecoterrorpriest
Considering that the message against her also targets mostly US-inhabitants, that phrasing ("the worlds") is incorrect, but it doesn't really matter in this case.
ProPain666
She is? I´m a filthy european and I mostly know her for her books program these days.
FermentTheRich3000
She could likely be a billionaire, but she gives too much to 'achieve' that status. She started a theme park so the people 'back home' would have jobs. All those good causes, plus writing and singing great songs like I Will Always Love You. She's on a level with Mr Rogers and Bob Ross.
WHSK3
Don’t forget she also pays all of her theme park employees college tuition.
FellaWithUmbrella
Wiki: ”During the COVID-19 pandemic, The Federalist published many pieces that contained false information, pseudoscience, and contradictions or misrepresentations of the recommendations of public health authorities. While ballots were being counted in the 2020 United States presidential election, The Federalist made false claims that there had been large-scale election fraud.”
Just fuck them.
crossingdynasty
Pretty sure it’d be quicker to list all the Federalist articles that didn’t have SOME KIND of knowing lie in them
hyjukilo
If there was a large-scale election fraud, we all know which side actually tried it.
rumandbass
They get caught doing it all the time. I wonder how many local elections have been tampered with.
davidseavey726
No mention that Dolly Parton donated personally one million dollars towards Covid vaccination research
sockpanhandler
Remember Samuel Alito is pretty tight with them. That whole flag flying thing is not just on his wife. But he did throw her under the bus like a true political opportunist would.
BDBottom
Not only Alito: Thomas, Roberts, Gorsuch, Drunky McRaperson, and Judge Handmaid are all members of the cult, which incidentally was started in 1982 by a klavern of Reaganjugend nepobabies, ostensibly as a "textualist" and "libertarian" organisation. As always, soi-disant libertarians are more than willing to abandon their non-interference principles and join forces with Jeezemoids if it buys them an ounce more influence.
DaveSamsonite
There are zero right wing media sources that have any credibility at all.
Evillairforrent
I'd rather not.
Can i use my 10ft pole instead?
I promise it'll sharpend this time.
KeredRednaxela
Remember that scene in American horror story where the two kids get run through with poles like that?
happywalker
might i recommend a pineapple? :-P
Evillairforrent
That would still require me to get within 10ft....unless i can shove the pineapple on a stick...
Andawari
how about using a rocket proppeled pineapple?That would work,right?
Evillairforrent
Yes. But then we'll need something to stabilize the pineapple......does someone have phone number to Skunkworks CEO? He might be able to help
happywalker
true true, but transporting a pineapple is so much easier than a 10' barge pole.
Txernobog
Walachian ancestors? https://medium.com/@imran.haidree/forest-of-corpses-the-haunting-tale-of-23-884-impaled-corpses-may-be-an-exaggeration-c76a9622f890
Evillairforrent
Hwodoyouknow....i mean...uh...Please step into my castle, we'll discuss further inside
VashTehStampede
As long as you miss the major organs so we can stand it up and enjoy the slow show.
Evillairforrent
I'll try my hardest.
But honestly...there's a whole lot of people who deserve a vlad the impaler treatment...so make yourself useful and grabe a 10ft pole
VashTehStampede
I've got poles, bring the conservatives forward.