‘You’ve got the twins today while I go out’.. ‘Ok no problem, I got this’.

Apr 18, 2022 10:15 PM

MovieCaveDave

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..........but when Granny has the twins............

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Or a baby leaks or hurls

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When their diaper leaks its gonna look like -

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I'm thinking too much swinging and vomit

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Everything I see this top comment is about puke.

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This time it's about fucking!

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Forget pushing them, just turn the fan on.

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Plus you'll know when its time for a change for multiple reasons.

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Work smarter, not harder.

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There are so few pixels, I thought it was Jeff Goldblum for a second.

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How many times has that cat gone flying?

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It learned it's lesson after one time.

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Not enough to catch on tape, unfortunately.

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This’d be sooooo much better if they were hanging from opposing ceiling fan blades. Would need reinforcement, but think of it!

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Those things are on bungee cords, face the twins toward each other with feet on the bed and let them have a bounce contest.

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Love the way they look at each other, like "oh shit! This is our jam"

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I can only imagine baby vomit spraying everywhere.

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I once saw my baby cousin toss a bowl of cottage cheese at a ceiling fan. Same effect.

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Now, put on the blindfold.

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Premium daddin'

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Premium unclen’ would be to swing them together like clackers.

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This is a great idea!!!

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The cat is upset it doesn't get a swing

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This guy living the dream. Good on him.

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First few seconds, I thought that was Jeff Goldblum on the bed.

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ME TOO!

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Me toooo!

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A swing mounted to the ceiling in mommy & daddy's room is how you got twins in the first place.

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I have a super specific meme I made for this:

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I have questions about those hooks also

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Rope or hook suspension, or maybe just a good ole fashioned sex swing.

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Can't get pregnant through the bum

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Technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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Gotta be more discrete and put the hooks in the fitness room "for the punching bag". Not because there's floor to ceiling mirrors on 1 wall.

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They actually have recessed mounts that have covers to hide them now.

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... allegedly

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And some sort of handle in the ceiling?

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That’s not where I’d put the handle.

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I had such a good laugh that I was compelled to come back and upvote.

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ᴺᶦᶜᵉ

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That's how YOU got the twins in the first place. I just watched.

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Not if she’s the top

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Was about to comment something similar. Something something ceiling bolts and swings

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